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Sat, 18-Jul-20 2:47 PM (3 years ago)
For the first time in forever I had a sexual-related dream. Sadly it only got about as far as a little necking and light touching. Can't even get any in my own head...
Yeah I had that once but it turned into a nightmare as the woman I was kissing was my Grandmother ? Paging Sigmund Freud
(3 years ago)
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Well I'm sure she was a very nice woman... I'm sure Freud would have a field day with my brain.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 2-Nov-17 1:57 PM (6 years ago)
You ever see pictures of that one girl (or guy) on your FB or something and just really wish you were single?
Fletcherdogg likes this
I know a couple of them that are single Thai I know would treat me better than my present one for sure. Hurts my feelings sometimes
(6 years ago)
NBI!! haha. I know what you mean. Some pictures just pop up sometimes that make it very unfair for it to be off limits.
(6 years ago)
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I'm doing ok, starting my first assignment for my second job tomorrow...playing catch up financially...
(6 years ago)
Thu, 5-Oct-17 4:16 PM (6 years ago)
Laying naked in bed really is a wonderful experience. I'd do it more often but this mattress salesman is annoying me with all of the yelling.
Thu, 5-Oct-17 3:54 PM (6 years ago)
Came out of retirement again to wish NN a happy birthday. I see those stains are still on my seat... Guess I'll stand.
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Maybe I'll just lay a towel down then. Good enough!
(6 years ago)
Wed, 28-Jun-17 4:05 AM (6 years ago)
I don't dream often at all. But last night was my first sexual dream in probably 5+ years and I wake up 2 seconds after the action starts. My life...
Late response, but no, I didn't have a chance by far. It was all talking, then literally 2 seconds of fun.
(6 years ago)
Sun, 4-Jun-17 4:09 PM (6 years ago)
I'm not normally one to draw attention to himself but it just might be a special day today. Perhaps the anniversary of the first private part I came through.
kimberly_1229 likes this
Happy birthday, more a gateway than a private part in my case, and yours I imagine, have a goodly day; )
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 27-May-17 5:33 PM (6 years ago)
Alright... It was fun arguing with everyone and getting everyone upset while accomplishing nothing, but it's time for me to shower and do something more productive. Have fun! Watch out for creeps!
Even though you tend to err on the side of creepy Beta-male ... I still like you bran.
(6 years ago)
BranMuffin5 and Misspriss like this
I'm fine. I normally laugh when people get upset. Not laugh AT them, just at the situation.
(6 years ago)
Misspriss and LordRebellion like this
You do have an awesome sense of humour bran - I've always liked that about you.
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 27-May-17 3:26 PM (6 years ago)
Back to ask these stupid questions: Would you say it's automatically suspicious for an older guy to offer to give a massage to an attractive younger woman whose back really hurts?
LR, what other course do I have? I'm no alpha. Even if I was, I'd be in last place next to every other guy.
(6 years ago)
That's probably true. I don't run around offering to every lady there. Probably still a creep though... People are vicious!
(6 years ago)
Fri, 19-May-17 4:44 AM (6 years ago)
Wish things would just go smoothly for a good week or two straight. *sighs*
Mon, 15-May-17 6:06 AM (6 years ago)
Apparently haven't posted anything since September. Suppose I don't get on here as much as I'd like to anymore...
You don't know how easy it is. Maybe it's not so easy! But it probably is...
(6 years ago)
Thu, 29-Sep-16 9:58 PM (7 years ago)
I keep switching between thinking about sex with another woman and "Weird Al's" song Dare to be Stupid. Chance or by design?
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Mon, 15-Aug-16 8:06 PM (7 years ago)
Alright, I'm slightly happier. One of the cute girls is working at my job again. Let the fun begin...
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Thu, 11-Aug-16 12:10 AM (7 years ago)
Is it sad that some of these BS ads with the pretty girls wanting to suck my dick still make me want to click them? I mean, who knows??
GottaBeMe likes this
The printer got the title wrong, Bran....just send me the damn money! In small, unmarked bills please.
(7 years ago)
But, if you act RIGHT NOW, not only will you get his award winning pamphlet, but you will also receive his booklet "How to Pick Up Midget Amish Lesbian Wrestlers" free of charge
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 10-Aug-16 6:40 PM (7 years ago)
Why is it that everytime I get a cute co-worker that actually talks to me fate finds some way to take them away? Not liking you very much, universe...
Thu, 4-Aug-16 10:10 PM (7 years ago)
Well, that cute girl from yesterday mentioned liking dick and is now my FB friend. Not saying those two are connected... yet.
If a girl from NN is saying that then surely it must be true for those mortal girls. She did mention guys sending her dick pics. Odd thing to mention to a co-worker.
(7 years ago)
If you're thinking of doing what I think you are, don't do it!
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and naughty_but_innocent like this
I don't know... I think a lot of things. Not all I consider doing.
(7 years ago)
I start to read this status and think Charlie Brown and the little redhead girl. You're ahead of the round headed kid, she talked to you. About dick even!
(7 years ago)
BranMuffin5 likes this
Yeah. I feel like Charlie Brown right now if someone started talking to him about dick. I'd like to think I played it cool, but who knows? Uuugghhh...
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 3-Aug-16 11:35 PM (7 years ago)
Why is it that anytime a girl that's somewhat attractive shows any interest in me, I become obsessed?
The mind can make us do crazy things at times
(7 years ago)
powermanp3 and BranMuffin5 like this
You're just excitable Remember to breathe
(7 years ago)
men fall in love at least three times a day
(7 years ago)
I always somehow think I have a shot too. I probably am excitable, so I'll try to calm down... But she's cute!
(7 years ago)
Diluscious likes this
I don't press my luck that far
(7 years ago)
Artistic and happyhumper69 like this
look up and say "just here for the shits n giggles god" lol...and wait for the bolts
(7 years ago)
Agent_K and happyhumper69 like this
Might be able to get away with it if it's a Catholic church.....
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 12-Jul-16 9:47 PM (7 years ago)
Guess I chose one of the hottest days to go without underwear and work in a factory. Yay...
Pants with built in fans ! ... Patent pending !
(7 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent and RoxanneS like this
There are a bunch of fans, but I don't always get to stand in front of them. Half the time they're blowing warm air anyhow.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 28-Jun-16 5:38 PM (7 years ago)
Alright, I guess I'm outta here. Maybe I'll eat more kinky ice cream, or maybe I'll jump into the shower. Either way, I won't be missed. See ya!
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Tue, 28-Jun-16 3:19 PM (7 years ago)
If you could have anything in your hands right now, what would it be?
I know. You're always willing to give me the ol' verbal bitch slap. Honestly, I'm surprised to have only gotten one sexual response to this on NN.
(7 years ago)
We aren't talking about chances here. A magical genie is here to grant your wish. But you got your bacon sandwich...
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 23-Jun-16 3:28 PM (7 years ago)
Do women ever trust that guys can just be nice to them anymore, or does it ALWAYS mean they're trying to get in their pants?
"Kindergarten in lock down as didgeridoo mistaken for firearm." Just saw that article.
(7 years ago)
Although at the same time, I did kinda say I was going to pull a co-worker's pants off to check if she had any underwear on... Maybe that doesn't put me in the nice guy club. haha
(7 years ago)
Dammit Wods....I'm not an expert in blowing things like you are, sir! ; )
(7 years ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-16 4:34 AM (7 years ago)
Cute girl approached me at work. She wanted to jump in my car and drive to a sleezy motel. I quickly agreed! The motel is where she's living for the moment.
Yes, it's true. And yes. Considering I do nothing but work and sleep, I meet most people at work.
(7 years ago)
she would probably willing to do anything to not live day to day in a motel
(7 years ago)
She claimed she was going to pay me, but I have yet to get any payment. This may not be the last time I help her out though!
(7 years ago)
I kind of hate how this sounds like fantasy material but it was pretty tame. Haha
(7 years ago)
Tue, 7-Jun-16 2:46 PM (7 years ago)
It's been months since I worked with Dream Girl, but I just now had my first dream with her in it!
How lame does that make me if I can't get out of the friend zone in my own dreams? Haha
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Yeah, kelly's been stalking me like that for years now...but I have been stalking her back so it works out well
(7 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
Yeah. I stalked her for a while but I'm only getting older. Plus she had the tree outside her window cut down so I have nowhere to sit anymore...
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 7-Jun-16 4:29 AM (7 years ago)
How do you feel when people of the opposite sex give you attention at work? Do you assume they're attracted? I chat up some girls at work but I don't want them getting funny ideas.
Like they'll tip me 30%. You don't shit where you eat I believe is the phrase.
(7 years ago)
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