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kellybean1983's Recent Statuses
Tue, 14-Aug-18 6:46 PM (1 day ago)
Sushi and wine for lunch. I love having the day off. How is everyone
I mean delicious
(23 hours ago)
of course we believe you.
(23 hours ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I settled for ice cream
(22 hours ago)
I don't know Sushi .. ish she nishe ?
(22 hours ago)
As of now jealous, I’d love a day off ??
(22 hours ago)
Tue, 14-Aug-18 12:00 PM (1 day ago)
When you're trying to be mad at them but as soon as you start to get squirrelly they pull you in and kiss you. And all the anger just melts away *sigh* good morning NN
^in your head it's stubborn...potayto pota'to tongue
(1 day ago)
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Psssh stubborn tongue
(1 day ago)
mwauh...kiss my ass LOL
(1 day ago)
I stay mad. #grudgefuck smile hey kellt
(1 day ago)
Lmao bman. You gotta learn to let shit go. wink
(23 hours ago)
Mon, 13-Aug-18 12:26 PM (2 days ago)
I need to cum sooo freaking bad.
Just sucks cause I only have my eye set on one guy. sad
(2 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Lick lick!
(2 days ago)
Well, I guess you need to stock up on batteries!
(2 days ago)
KellyB, you're girl! laugh
(2 days ago)
Damn it! * you're funny girl *
(2 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Fri, 10-Aug-18 4:13 PM (5 days ago)
So do the right people with wrong timing ever get a second try?
I'm starting to fear the bridge is being burned for me unsure
(4 days ago)
Bridges can be rebuild especially nowdays faster than you think!
(4 days ago)
Mr_Vein and TexAngel like this
That all depends on how close the two sides see, and they seem to be drifting further and further apart...
(4 days ago)
Who & what we leave behind & or drifts away aren't worth it. What matters is today, who's here today & what you get out of it. wink
(4 days ago)
Mr_Vein and nosanity like this
What's here today is fun, laughs and flashing my junk to a bunch of funny perverts smile
(4 days ago)
Fri, 10-Aug-18 1:30 AM (5 days ago)
Home alone. What to do?
Me smile
(5 days ago)
drink a beer or two with your pervy frieNNds
(5 days ago)
zencoach likes this
Couple of fingers if bourbon while perving on NN and let the night go where it may....
(5 days ago)
Moi!
(5 days ago)
Me I drink smile
(4 days ago)
Thu, 9-Aug-18 6:20 PM (6 days ago)
Today is almost over. Today is almost over. Today is almost over. Inventory is almost over.
Girl today wasn't bad but damn it's been a rough few weeks!
(5 days ago)
johnnyel likes this
I liked today...nobody messed with me or asked me to do anything lol
(5 days ago)
johnnyel likes this
Lucky. My day was trying to get everything done. Horrible schedule. They do that to me all the time.
(5 days ago)
Newgirl16 and johnnyel like this
I’m with you. Shit day at work AND a DUPER
(5 days ago)
Part of the reason I effectively asked for a demotion. I just want to turn up, do what I have to, go home. Don't get paid nearly enough to be stressed!
(5 days ago)
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Wed, 8-Aug-18 4:18 PM (7 days ago)
I am really starting to see what so many people have left NN
Hey thanks Mr_Vein, it worked. thumbup
(6 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
need to learn the emoji codes lol
(6 days ago)
No worries. Thought I'd seen it before while I was rummaging.
(6 days ago)
Tardis likes this
sad
(6 days ago)
smile)))))
(5 days ago)
Tue, 7-Aug-18 8:28 PM (7 days ago)
Him: you wanna trade pics? Me: sure! I'll trade you 2 Justin Bieber's if you got a Danny DeVito
If the best you got is biebs, gonna be tough for me to trade with you.
(7 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
LOLsmile
(7 days ago)
DeVito in Taxi, Twins, or Batman?
(7 days ago)
Twins
(7 days ago)
Renaissance Man too
(7 days ago)
Tue, 7-Aug-18 6:04 PM (8 days ago)
I wonder how many free glasses of wine I can get while I get my nails done
1btle one would assume wink
(8 days ago)
Depends on how well you tipped last time wink
(8 days ago)
also depends on how many fingers you have.
(8 days ago)
Many smile
(7 days ago)
They give out wine at the nail salon? This explains everything... laugh
(7 days ago)
Tue, 7-Aug-18 1:15 PM (8 days ago)
Coffee with my edgie (jagged edgie) this morning. It's been way too long
Help; what is a "jagged edgie"; KB?
(8 days ago)
PA; did you wear out your man this morning?? smile
(8 days ago)
Id love to see you workin that edgie
(8 days ago)
ohmy give him a big ass sloppy kiss!!
(8 days ago)
PApda likes this
Me toosad
(7 days ago)
Mon, 6-Aug-18 11:56 AM (9 days ago)
Me to my dealer: you got any 'dark side of the moon' or 'news of the world' Him: just came in. True vintage vinyl. Mint condition.
you were late then,reactions goin'?
(9 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I've got an old Victrola turntable that I wired up to some old speaker boxes...the ones that stand like 6ft high and have like 5 speakers in each box. the set up is older than me...but I love it grin
(9 days ago)
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I was refilling my coffee if you must know tongue
(9 days ago)
Oh,I must , I must...
(9 days ago)
WOW smile
(8 days ago)
Sun, 5-Aug-18 2:15 PM (10 days ago)
Where does the time go??? My oldest is 18 today crying
Didn't want to say but I'd kinda worked that out wink
(8 days ago)
my 25 wedding anniversary next week, our so turns 25 in november...it was a 3 month pregnancy wink
(8 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Happy Birthday to your oldest, Kelly
(8 days ago)
I can relate with you, they grow fast. blink of an eye and boom they are adult
(8 days ago)
Like, a couple of years ago when an ankle biter firmly said " You're not Granddad, You're Great granddad". - and some people worry about a few years
(7 days ago)
Sat, 4-Aug-18 3:15 PM (11 days ago)
If you ever feel like you have to choose between me and someone else, don't choose me.
Kelly has a deek so she puts on cap! tongue
(9 days ago)
bman5946 and kellybean1983 like this
Explains everything. Thanks kat
(9 days ago)
kellybean1983 and NaughtyKat like this
It takes 2 caps Kattongue
(9 days ago)
NaughtyKat and Mr_Vein like this
Wow! That big then! tongue
(9 days ago)
That would be cap on cop off kells
(9 days ago)
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Sat, 4-Aug-18 1:20 AM (11 days ago)
Hey, quick question. What the fuck is going on?
Yeah I wanted to see it as wellsad hi Kellysmile
(9 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Dunno KB, but it sounds like Weird Al Yankovich channeling Marvin Gaye. Which come to think of it, could be the theme song of current times... wink
(9 days ago)
Pain sad
(8 days ago)
Grumpiness, politics and definitely not enough nudity! If we were all naked, wouldn't we all just get along? tongue
(8 days ago)
It would take more than 140 Characters to fill you in but your imagination I am sure can fill in the details over all tongue
(8 days ago)
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Fri, 3-Aug-18 10:17 PM (11 days ago)
Me: isn't this great! Him: NO me: *peeks down from the top bunk* what's wrong?
cm264, zencoach and johnnyel like this
Or touch me with his feet in the middle of the night
(11 days ago)
cm264 and Mr_Vein like this
I don't think I can share a bed again after being single this long. I love my own bed space smile
(11 days ago)
Hope he doesn't have gas...more room for activities though.
(11 days ago)
cm264 likes this
^stepbrothers movie insuation....great movie...very funny....enough said
(11 days ago)
cm264 likes this
No hard on smile
(8 days ago)
Thu, 2-Aug-18 10:25 PM (12 days ago)
Him: I can't wait that long to feel your lips again. Me: don't be so dramatic. (But in my mind I totally ate the bullshit up)
Did he specify which lips....asking for a friend
(12 days ago)
I know what you mean vein I haven't let anyone get close to me in years. He sure did. wink
(12 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm smile
(12 days ago)
Already sent you a PM along those lines Kelly. Saying no more in status...
(12 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Thank you vein.
(12 days ago)
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Thu, 2-Aug-18 9:15 PM (12 days ago)
Auto correct just tried to change tater tots to tater toots. And I think I just stumbled across my redneck stripper name
Yes, that will be a 12 pack and a bag of Doritos please
(12 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
yahoo cuff me cuff me yahoo ( sorry RL called me away....glare )
(12 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
LOL smile
(12 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I thought your red neck stripper name was: "The color of the underwear you have on followed by the last thing you ate" That makes me "Commando Pussy" raspberry
(12 days ago)
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Lmao best name ever! Mine would be black cake weird
(12 days ago)
Thu, 2-Aug-18 1:23 AM (13 days ago)
Sometimes I feel as though there are two me's, one coasting directly on top of the other: the superficial me, who nods when she's supposed to nod and says what she's supposed to say, and some other, d
I'll do the magic trick anyway...watch as the piece of tissue paper levitates on it's just below my waist...wait for it....and now.....
(13 days ago)
^insert "own" between it's and just...damn left handed typo
(13 days ago)
I think most people are like this. I certainly feel that way often
(13 days ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Yes, me too. Though I nod less and less these days.
(13 days ago)
Yes been there down that smile
(13 days ago)
Thu, 2-Aug-18 12:55 AM (13 days ago)
Someone just put me out of my misery
newbiesingle, cm264 and johnnyel like this
Work bs, kid bs, or other bs? Whatever it is, you’ll kick its ass!!
(13 days ago)
Stay strong KB, you're fabulou and well loved by your friends here and in rl xx
(13 days ago)
If I was put together like you are KB, just looking in the mirror would er, raise, my spirits.wink And I wouldn't mind betting that the inner you is as strong as the outer you is gorgeous.
(13 days ago)
cm264 likes this
Nooooooooooooooo sad
(13 days ago)
You didn’t win
(13 days ago)
Tue, 31-Jul-18 1:32 PM (15 days ago)
Me: yeah but what's that mouth do? Him: girl, I've been eating pudding out of a cup without a spoon since I was 8. I'll make you cry (soulmate right here)
Have to admit, the mind does wonder when I see a woman put a whole ice pop in her mouth...
(15 days ago)
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Plastic wrap?? Haha safety first right there! What are we? 15? Haha
(15 days ago)
I’ve got to file that one away and use it later
(14 days ago)
Uhhhh yes please!
(14 days ago)
buzzkill..reminds me of bill crosby jello pudding commercials..that dirty old man
(14 days ago)
Tue, 31-Jul-18 12:40 PM (15 days ago)
Him: what do you want to do to me? Me: *loudly chewing on a bagel* idk prolly sex. Morning NN
morning kelly smile
(15 days ago)
Morning titswink
(15 days ago)
hairytits likes this
Mmm sex and bagels ... You're speaking my language, KB! grin
(15 days ago)
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Hellos gawgeous!!! I was thinking of you when I wrote that ;(
(15 days ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Hmmmmmmmmmm smile
(15 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jul-18 3:01 PM (16 days ago)
It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
I did think it was Reel Big Fish but couldn't be sure.
(16 days ago)
Damn, Weezer's cover does sound really close to Toto's original. Look for Leo Moracchioli's cover. It has a heavy metal twist.
(16 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Glad you agree Humps. Hi there
(16 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Yeah, after it ended it went to their cover of Rosanna...again, following the original
(16 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Love that song thanks smile
(16 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jul-18 1:12 PM (16 days ago)
I had a dream last night that I told a guy to put on a condom before we had sex and he told me nevermind. Dang even in my dreams I can't get laidsad morning NN
I did wonder... wink
(16 days ago)
Picky and tired, cmon here let me help you rest in my big beautiful bunk bed smile
(16 days ago)
KB, youtube the song "I'm tired" in Blazing Saddles by the aforementioned Lilli von Shtupp wink
(16 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Bummer, mine was someone stole my harley since I haven't been riding sad
(16 days ago)
I'd put on three if you told me to!
(16 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jul-18 12:40 PM (19 days ago)
I mean happydance
TheSpoutinHead, cm264 and johnnyel like this
Yes lol
(19 days ago)
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D'oh!! ohmy
(19 days ago)
On the plus side, I now know how to do this happydance
(19 days ago)
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"Knowledge is power!" raspberry happydance
(19 days ago)
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All hands on deck smile
(16 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jul-18 12:39 PM (19 days ago)
I'm going to see one of my favorite bands ever tonight. *Stoked* :happydance*
Bit harsh raff, yesterday I was your hero
(19 days ago)
at least you get a parachute payment wink
(19 days ago)
sounds like your "wet" already tongue
(19 days ago)
Really? Where is it?
(19 days ago)
jump and see
(19 days ago)
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