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metalwork likes this
We were soaping up in the shower, using Crazy Foam, everything was really slippery, and it just kinda slipped in past the tight ring. Quite a thrill!
(7 years ago)
I x-rayed a guy once that had an entire zucchini stuck in his ass. He said he went to a Derby party and things got "a little out of hand". *giggles*
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and Tigersteaks13 like this
Never tried it , never wanted to, going up a one way street, nah.,..; )
(7 years ago)
powermanp3 likes this
"Doesn't stain. Doesn't impregnate. Unless you want it to. It's the best. It's elite." - Donald
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
inforfunc likes this
Only 200 characters is a bitch, isn't it??
(7 years ago)
SpicedPumpkin likes this
naughtyteasel likes this
I'll hate to see the shape that report you're writing right now ends up in...!
(7 years ago)
Pee Video 4 Me is my favorite R Kelly song
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
No and if I wouldn't tell my other half I sure as hell wouldn't tell you.
(7 years ago)
mr.expo and Gleam_Scene like this
Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart...
(7 years ago)
Breathe on, place her lips on while she's talking, or kisses my neck. Having my ear lobes nibbled...
(7 years ago)
My new thing is having Mr cum on me. No idea why but I like it
(7 years ago)
I didn't before Mr. But he's got my complete trust and we know each other's limits. Hearing him enjoy it makes me enjoy it even more
(7 years ago)
giving instead of receiving! oh ain't that the truth
(7 years ago)
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Drillen likes this
Pee is a fetish for some folks, there really no 'splaining a fetish. I never knew some folks liked it until I came to NN.
(7 years ago)
Some years ago I was bored and pulled out the camera and took a vid of me peeing and posted it, someone left this comment on it "Brilliant!" It wasn't brilliant I just needed to pee!
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Too busy thinking 'please don't find anything, please don't find anything'.
(7 years ago)
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Drillen likes this
Adam went to get waxed once...the lady said it would take 37 days and cost $125,000.37
(7 years ago)
That's a lie, Mark, it would only cost $124,000 the other $1,000 would go to booze to keep me so drunk I couldn't feel it.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
What you need is: the scotch tape holder, a printer cartridge, a hole punch and a swingline stapler....
(9 years ago)
masterstoy91 likes this