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Tue, 19-Mar-24 6:04 AM (33 minutes ago)
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So, I was talking to someone about someone and he/she said "if his lips are moving he talkin shit'' I agree now [and I agreed then too] time to log off internet, I need two euthanasia tablets an a
little lie down w00t
(32 minutes ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 5:04 AM (1 hour ago)
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For St Paddy's Day, just in passing I met the most charming and lovely redhead from Ireland. We just talked, and it was amazing. So stimulating.
Redheads are intriguing
(1 hour ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 4:11 AM (2 hours ago)
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growing my fat cock
use Miracle-Gro. Go for it.
(1 hour ago)
Relaxer likes this
in the spirit ... is it a Buff Orpington? w00t
(14 minutes ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 3:18 AM (3 hours ago)
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Wet n wild outside, but not in a spring break kinda way... 😬
Tue, 19-Mar-24 2:42 AM (3 hours ago)
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Wishing someone wanted to make me be there cam show slave
Tue, 19-Mar-24 1:43 AM (4 hours ago)
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I sent you my email address like you asked hope you HMU soon I’m so bored and hella horny playing with my throbbing swole cock I’d love for you to instruct me on a tribute to you sexy may I see your p
Tue, 19-Mar-24 1:30 AM (5 hours ago)
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"Cruisin' down the street in my '64.. Jockin' the freaks, clockin' the dough"
LOVEXXXPORN and happyhumper69 like this
Tue, 19-Mar-24 1:12 AM (5 hours ago)
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I'm not scared of dying And I don't really care If it' s peace you find in dying Well then, let the time be near
Well then dying time is near Just bundle up my coffin Cause it's Cold way down there
(4 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 12:14 AM (6 hours ago)
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11 days to go and there are already some fantastic entries! [Link]
Mon, 18-Mar-24 11:02 PM (7 hours ago)
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(7 hours ago)
Notlookingforlove likes this
My mother taught me if you don't have anything nice to say them don't say anything at all.
(7 hours ago)
smart lady
(7 hours ago)
Notlookingforlove likes this
My mother taught me to always say what's on my mind.
(7 hours ago)
.......bounce.....bounce......bounce.....bounce.....bounce.....bounce.....bounce........
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 10:39 PM (7 hours ago)
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I lo e you
I don't accept expressions of lo e unless they have all the letters.
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 10:36 PM (8 hours ago)
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I'm settling in for catcare nightshift, so Hiya Lovelies ❤️
Staying up with you for pussy duty. eeeehh cat duty 😋 xxx
(6 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
{{{HUGS}}} shaqila ... I've got 3
(3 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
4 AM, she just woke me up to help her onto the bed. So far so good, but please people. Check your animals! They hide health issues so well untill it's too late.
(3 hours ago)
i tried to open dm but it vanished mop ????
(8 minutes ago)
shaqila likes this
No worries, just said good morning wink 😘
(2 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 9:57 PM (8 hours ago)
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Having a lot of lust for this person, but don't want to actually do it because I'm being silly and think the fantasy will be better than the reality. Darn it!
But you'll never know if you don't, so.... unsure
(7 hours ago)
On the other hand, you'll never know if you don't try!
(7 hours ago)
You have to do the reality and if it isn't as good as the fantasy, put the reality down as experience.
(7 hours ago)
"You mistook my lust for love didn't you?" Images In Vogue great Canadian band
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 9:31 PM (9 hours ago)
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So over this stomach bug already 😔🤢
Sorry you're feeling poorly. Time to get the bug spray. rolleyes
(7 hours ago)
Feel better, hun! Xx
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 8:07 PM (10 hours ago)
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What do you do when ya fuck up an NN stamped pic because you suck at painting nails? I went with the B&W filter, looks much better, lol! Hi peeps, got my first day back at work in the bags!
You claim artistic license and say you meant to do it that way.
(10 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Kid, I'm honestly drawing a blank on replying here. I just don't know what to say anymore to folks who keep looking for pity parties. I'm sorry if that's not what you're doing, it's how I read it.
(10 hours ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Saint, I did post it in artistic, lol!
(10 hours ago)
ksaint likes this
I'm out, talk at y'all later!
(10 hours ago)
Enjoy taking the pic!
(9 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 18-Mar-24 7:22 PM (11 hours ago)
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Great, tore a muscle in my back. Now to figure out how to deal with another injury I can't afford
Oh man, i think i done my shoulder. Wishes you the best kid.
(11 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:40 PM (11 hours ago)
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Somebody gave me a sore throat. Declares it worth it.
So he’ll: if you make a ‘joke’ about hurting a woman and then when you’re pulled up on it you just say “I was kidding” rather than apologising, you’re a dick.
(10 hours ago)
*so he’ll
(10 hours ago)
Fucking hell - I can’t type tonight. *So he’ll not see this
(10 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Ello, Mellie. I recommend zinc.
(7 hours ago)
Jommy? You are a first class cockhead. I bet you've been in jail for dv.
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:31 PM (12 hours ago)
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Qwertyuiop
Sending positive vibes for your dog.
(11 hours ago)
surfybum likes this
Hope your dog gets better soon.
(11 hours ago)
surfybum likes this
crying
(7 hours ago)
Dogwog will be ok.
(7 hours ago)
surfybum likes this
Thanks all
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:20 PM (12 hours ago)
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Good afternoon everyone.
Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:19 PM (12 hours ago)
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Any females down to help me cum on video chat if so go to video chat and i am the room that says females only
Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:17 PM (12 hours ago)
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Profile accepted. Check it out if you are an older girl and interested in a thoughtful exchange of pictures and your thoughts about them. nge
Mon, 18-Mar-24 5:32 PM (13 hours ago)
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I wish I could a sexy young lady of my own.
Its like playing blankety blank (shows his age)
(12 hours ago)
Hope he has a blankety blank cheque
(11 hours ago)
hornyfukcer and Jersey__Girl like this
And pen!!
(11 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 5:07 PM (13 hours ago)
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Sometimes I wonder if the only reason a woman would want to sit on my face is so they don't have to look at it 😁
I get it... sit on face so you can get tounge in a cheek... clever. wink
(6 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Something like that. tongue
(6 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you o-ra-lize When I'm between your thighs You blow me awaaay
(1 minute ago)
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play 'till we're
(35 seconds ago)
blown awaaaaaaaaaaaaay grin
(16 seconds ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 5:02 PM (13 hours ago)
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Wasabi and soy almonds are delicious!
bimarriedbottom likes this
So is peanut butter and chocolate............
(6 hours ago)
Tomato sauce and ice cream isn't great though
(6 hours ago)
Speculating, or have you tried it?
(6 hours ago)
Long time ago when I was in scouts. If I put ketchup on vanilla ice cream, Michael Knoop would eat corn flakes with orange juice the next morning
(6 hours ago)
Did and did lol
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 4:30 PM (14 hours ago)
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Eye exam today ... and I can't see .. eyes Dilated...
How many fingers am I holding up?
(11 hours ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
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