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Thu, 23-Feb-17 12:42 PM (7 years ago)
OK, must remember not to eat anything spicy next time I get a blow job
SunGod_dess likes this
I don't get it........Why are you even eating anything while getting a bj unless it is a pussy during a 69
(7 years ago)
Inspiration for the comment. Not seen the film for 20odd years do dont remember the term chumming
(7 years ago)
Fri, 29-Jul-16 11:17 AM (7 years ago)
TIP! Do not wank with the same hand you've eaten Chili Heatwave Dorito's with....... arrrrgggghhhh
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Fri, 29-Jul-16 10:20 AM (7 years ago)
Why does my cock always get hard on a motorway?
NN and rhinostool like this
you deffo need to kerb your emotions
(7 years ago)
wholelottalove73 and imnotreallyhere2 like this
Have you seen Crash? (Not the good one with Don Cheadle and Matt Dillon)
(7 years ago)
Fri, 1-Jul-16 3:50 PM (7 years ago)
As Bryan Adams once sang "I wanna cum to you"
Bootsie67 likes this
Lorena Bobbitt heard Cuts Like A Knife on the radio right before she wacked off her husband's penis....true story.
(7 years ago)
And then Half The Man I Used To Be by STP came on the radio...true story #2.
(7 years ago)
Fri, 20-May-16 10:04 AM (7 years ago)
Anniversary today, been 7 years since I got my last blow job
Mon, 16-May-16 8:27 AM (7 years ago)
Another sexless weekend feeling horny as this morning, any helpers please
Fri, 13-May-16 4:03 PM (7 years ago)
Just listened to "If I was your Girlfriend" by Prince and am reminded of a very special lady in my life
happyhumper69 likes this
Fri, 13-May-16 11:57 AM (7 years ago)
Horny Friday, god I need some satisfaction
If you try sometime, you might just find you get what you need.
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 11-May-16 8:58 AM (7 years ago)
All profiles turn you on but then there are those that make you go wow. Hi to all the wow's
GottaBeMe likes this
Thu, 5-May-16 2:00 PM (8 years ago)
Naked, in front upstairs window having a wank and nobody has looked up!
open window and shout "Look up people I'm having a wank!"
(8 years ago)
Just be careful not to cum out the window, that might cause a law suit if it hits someones eyes.
(8 years ago)
some guys find out the hard way that sex in jail is not as glamorous as they had thought
(8 years ago)
Thu, 5-May-16 11:08 AM (8 years ago)
A recent survey suggested that the anticipated & actual length of an average penis is 5.7". They obviously didn't survey NN!!!!
Boobznbunz likes this
mine is either 7 micrometers, or 12 lightyears long, depending on my current confidence levels
(8 years ago)
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Thu, 5-May-16 7:21 AM (8 years ago)
Decisions, decisions. Do I perv on here, go cam in videochat or kick some ass at the gym?
Tue, 3-May-16 9:44 AM (8 years ago)
So want to get naked and naughty with the girls today
Mon, 25-Apr-16 10:01 AM (8 years ago)
One amazing orgasm because of one amazing woman on here
Wed, 20-Apr-16 7:38 PM (8 years ago)
Ok, so wasn't aware that in chat rooms pvt meant private. What a fucking idiot I am!
Maybe it stands for pervert and everyone is just being a jerk.....
(8 years ago)
Wed, 20-Apr-16 7:04 PM (8 years ago)
Horse walks into a bar, barman asks "whats with the long face"
Barman didn't hear, so horse said, "I said hay bartender"
(8 years ago)
mrj655 likes this
How far did the horse have to walk to get to the bar after his car stalled
(8 years ago)
Wed, 20-Apr-16 5:43 PM (8 years ago)
Loving the fact I can now sit naked, on Cam in Videochat and choose who I want to view me
Get your coat Welshy, you've pulled
(8 years ago)
Wed, 20-Apr-16 2:14 PM (8 years ago)
There was an old man and his life was frustrating. He didn't have a woman, so spent his day ????????
His name was Beethoven, and he spent his days de composing...
(8 years ago)
Hey, Hey What Can (you) Do....you could do the Misty Mountain Hop and run Over The Hills and Far Away with your Black Dog.
(8 years ago)