)wholelottalove73's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 23-Feb-17 12:42 PM (7 years ago)
OK, must remember not to eat anything spicy next time I get a blow job
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Fri, 29-Jul-16 11:17 AM (7 years ago)
TIP! Do not wank with the same hand you've eaten Chili Heatwave Dorito's with....... arrrrgggghhhh
naughty_but_innocent likes this
you deffo need to kerb your emotions 
(7 years ago)
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Fri, 20-May-16 10:04 AM (7 years ago)
Anniversary today, been 7 years since I got my last blow job 
Have you been married 7 years? lol
(7 years ago)
Mon, 16-May-16 8:27 AM (7 years ago)
Another sexless weekend feeling horny as this morning, any helpers please
feeling horny as this morning, any helpers please
Fri, 13-May-16 4:03 PM (7 years ago)
Just listened to "If I was your Girlfriend" by Prince and am reminded of a very special lady in my life
happyhumper69 likes this
If you try sometime, you might just find you get what you need.
(7 years ago)
Wed, 11-May-16 8:58 AM (7 years ago)
All profiles turn you on but then there are those that make you go wow. Hi to all the wow's 
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Thu, 5-May-16 2:00 PM (7 years ago)
Naked, in front upstairs window having a wank and nobody has looked up!
open window and shout "Look up people I'm having a wank!" 
(7 years ago)
Just be careful not to cum out the window, that might cause a law suit if it hits someones eyes.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 5-May-16 11:08 AM (7 years ago)
A recent survey suggested that the anticipated & actual length of an average penis is 5.7". They obviously didn't survey NN!!!!
Boobznbunz likes this
mine is either 7 micrometers, or 12 lightyears long, depending on my current confidence levels
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 5-May-16 7:21 AM (7 years ago)
Decisions, decisions. Do I perv on here, go cam in videochat or kick some ass at the gym?
Wed, 20-Apr-16 7:38 PM (8 years ago)
Ok, so wasn't aware that in chat rooms pvt meant private. What a fucking idiot I am!
Maybe it stands for pervert and everyone is just being a jerk.....
(8 years ago)
Wed, 20-Apr-16 7:04 PM (8 years ago)
Horse walks into a bar, barman asks "whats with the long face"
Wed, 20-Apr-16 5:43 PM (8 years ago)
Loving the fact I can now sit naked, on Cam in Videochat and choose who I want to view me
Get your coat Welshy, you've pulled
(8 years ago)
Wed, 20-Apr-16 2:14 PM (8 years ago)
There was an old man and his life was frustrating. He didn't have a woman, so spent his day ????????
His name was Beethoven, and he spent his days de composing...
(8 years ago)
Hey, Hey What Can (you) Do....you could do the Misty Mountain Hop and run Over The Hills and Far Away with your Black Dog.
(8 years ago)