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mjslicks's Recent Statuses
Mon, 12-Apr-21 11:37 PM (3 years ago)
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Doh!
lennynatural likes this
Ladies and gentlemen, Homer Simpson is a NN member LOL
(3 years ago)
Did he post pics of Marge?
(3 years ago)
cmp304, juicy and happyhumper69 like this
nuts
(3 years ago)
Lemme guess. He is from Springfield.
(3 years ago)
Mmmm... Donuts
(3 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sun, 31-Dec-17 11:16 PM (6 years ago)
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Happy New Year Naked People
Artistic, smedium, rhinostool and ronno1 like this
Tue, 12-Aug-14 5:01 PM (9 years ago)
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Would love to be licking BBW ass right now tongue
sounds good to me, cum on over smile
(9 years ago)
On My way smile
(9 years ago)
Sun, 27-Jan-13 9:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Top Gear Back, all is good in TV land again smile
phil ur holes likes this
Sat, 7-Jul-12 1:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Two weeks into giving up sugar, anyone else done it?
Walking past all the sweet stuff in the supermarket was bad... never bothered me much before... was never a big eater of sweet stuff, which is why I am surprised by my reaction...
(11 years ago)
I gave up carbs and sugar at the same time...sadly I need some sugar lol
(11 years ago)
Success, was hard at times, but no sugar now for a good while smile
(11 years ago)
well done!
(11 years ago)
Thanks smile
(11 years ago)
Sat, 23-Jun-12 10:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Errrrmmmm
freekforpussy likes this
ummmm
(11 years ago)
Wed, 23-May-12 6:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Do you like Coffe, Smoking and Sex... Then you are the Woman for me tongue
i only like one out of the three *wanders off*
(11 years ago)
i like coughing and smoking hot sex, alas i'm male *wanders off*
(11 years ago)
*wanders off*
(11 years ago)
Thu, 26-Apr-12 6:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Keyboard my with wrong something is There
MarkandLacey likes this
problem? is the What
(12 years ago)
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
(12 years ago)
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(12 years ago)
Mon, 16-Apr-12 11:06 PM (12 years ago)
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had one cup of coffee too many, this evening...
Fri, 13-Apr-12 9:20 PM (12 years ago)
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one two three fooour five, six seven eight niiine ten...
are we playing hide and seek?
(12 years ago)
ooh quick bunz under the bed
(12 years ago)
eleven, tweeelve twelve twelve etc...
(12 years ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 2:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Enjoying new ISP, much much better, no spinning things smile
Thu, 1-Mar-12 8:32 PM (12 years ago)
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I hvae forgtton hwo ot splle
phil ur holes likes this
me 3
(12 years ago)
lol
(12 years ago)
Tue, 21-Feb-12 12:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Just noticed I won this months Nudle race yay smile
Sun, 29-Jan-12 3:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Right, said Fred, climbing up the ladder...
Fri, 6-Jan-12 10:47 PM (12 years ago)
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One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana...
four smile
(12 years ago)
Yeaaaaa smile
(12 years ago)
The Banana Split Song.......
(12 years ago)
Yep, Five Banana Six Banana, Seven Banana...
(12 years ago)
Thu, 5-Jan-12 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Quo
have you ever wondered why they are dressed on top and naked on bottom? And why Donald Duck, when he gets busted into the shower, covers his lower side as if there's something to hide? tongue
(12 years ago)
You are a pervert!
(12 years ago)
Daisy Duck is quite the hottie though smile
(12 years ago)
why do they all wear gloves?
(12 years ago)
It helps with the lube...
(12 years ago)
Mon, 2-Jan-12 1:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Have a bad head cold, have used more tissue in the last couple of days, than an 18yo with an unlimited credit card and highspeed internet...
BlueSkye likes this
Tue, 27-Dec-11 1:35 PM (12 years ago)
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I am begining to think, that all the good ones, are gone...
Tue, 27-Dec-11 1:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Thrilled to have won auction for 5year premium membership smile smile smile smile smile
Well done! smile
(12 years ago)
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(12 years ago)
Congrats to you....
(12 years ago)
Way to go smile
(12 years ago)
Fri, 16-Dec-11 11:48 AM (12 years ago)
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I HATE google instant!
Tue, 13-Dec-11 10:35 AM (12 years ago)
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I am starting to think that horny Irish Women are mythical sad
Fri, 2-Dec-11 10:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Mahna Mahna
happyhumper69 likes this
doooo doooo de doooo dooo
(12 years ago)
Mahna Mahna
(12 years ago)
Tue, 15-Nov-11 12:48 AM (12 years ago)
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I am still being frustrated by the stupidity of others...
Wolvenbleu, Ellefoxie and Lil_Bunz like this
you're not alone
(12 years ago)
Good to know smile
(12 years ago)
Sun, 23-Jan-11 1:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Looking for a woman in South Tipp area, who wants her pussy and ass licked, you do nothing only lay back and enjoy tongue
Sat, 14-Nov-09 11:14 PM (14 years ago)
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I am still a pervert!
JoannaSlinky likes this