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thirdlegedagain's Recent Statuses
Sat, 17-Apr-21 3:51 PM (3 years ago)
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Up late and stroking. Occupational hazard of being a full time horni poster
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Sat, 13-Feb-21 12:21 PM (3 years ago)
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Covid lockdown just on Vday weekend. Drat!
Fri, 29-May-20 8:02 AM (3 years ago)
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Going over the list of friend's who have delted their accounts is always a bit sad. But then I've been pretty absent too. Hmm.
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Like a telephone booth on a highway..
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 17-Mar-19 1:51 PM (5 years ago)
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Midnight snack and then a midnight whack.
Hey! No whacking Midnight...I'm already sore....
(5 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Ok ok ok... We whack at Dawn instead.
(5 years ago)
Okay LOL
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 26-Feb-19 4:49 AM (5 years ago)
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Time to get more active on here I think
rhinostool likes this
Tue, 19-Feb-19 3:28 PM (5 years ago)
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Problem with being on here for ages is all your old friends go. At least one can always make new friends!
Mr far2shy likes this
Sun, 15-May-16 2:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Obligatory post letting people know I am still alive and around. just... lurking wink
*hearing theme tune to jaws in my head*
(7 years ago)
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it goes like this: "pervingpervingperving....."
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 10-Sep-15 12:20 PM (8 years ago)
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Sometimes, i think we should just take a moment to appreciate just how damn good this site is and thank whatever sexy deities there are for . wink
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Hello thirdleg smile smile xxoo......................................................smile smile............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Hey tehre Mrs. Looking sexy as ever I see xx I'll say a special prayer for you two wink
(8 years ago)
We should do this often! Hi third. smile
(8 years ago)
Hey Gotta. And yes we should haha. Praises be!
(8 years ago)
Tue, 8-Sep-15 9:27 AM (8 years ago)
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Obligatory status letting people know I am still here and looking wink
Only trouble? What a shame! Maybe it needs to go to puppy school?
(8 years ago)
It'd get kicked out. Too much of handful
(8 years ago)
Grown dog school?
(8 years ago)
Maybe. With the right handler it could learn a thing or two.
(8 years ago)
LOL, I'm sure it could
(8 years ago)
Fri, 5-Jun-15 4:45 AM (8 years ago)
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Mon, 4-May-15 11:40 AM (8 years ago)
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"Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas!" "No! That's impossible!" " I felt your presents...."
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brickwall grin
(8 years ago)
It's a good one
(8 years ago)
Mon, 4-May-15 11:30 AM (8 years ago)
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Using the Force to beat off. Light or Dark side power I wonder.
Siphon some diesel out of the millennium falcon, give the flux capacitor a whack with a spanner.
(8 years ago)
In sex, as in life: Let the Wookie win. wink
(8 years ago)
do Wookies get dags?
(8 years ago)
Where do Italians in Star Wars go to get drunk? To Dagobah wink
(8 years ago)
It's ok. I'm Italian guys. It's just dark side humour.
(8 years ago)
Mon, 4-May-15 11:11 AM (8 years ago)
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Live Long and Prosper...no wait... that's....
Grill you meat medium rare grin
(8 years ago)
...a guy with big ears who failed to live up to his motto?
(8 years ago)
Spock just needed to learn to trust his feelings and use the Force. That way he would have mad it out of the Temple of Doom and the One Ring would have been destroyed before Voldemort could get it
(8 years ago)
oh my ohmy thats a fuct up plot? grin
(8 years ago)
Better than the three prequels though wink
(8 years ago)
Sun, 19-Apr-15 10:20 AM (9 years ago)
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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine! Dohoho. How are folks today?
People have been issued with shoe brushes and rags to handle any such incidents
(9 years ago)
It will make a terrible mess of my blue suede shoes!
(9 years ago)
Don't step on them then! tongue
(9 years ago)
Hello again smile smile xxoo..............smile smile............hug and kotc
(9 years ago)
Hey Mrs. Looking good today, as always wink
(9 years ago)
Thu, 5-Mar-15 5:15 AM (9 years ago)
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Popping in to spy some people. Good to see Licks is still amongst the living. And looking as good as ever too.
Thu, 12-Feb-15 2:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Mrs Under. Looking good. Hope you didn't get frostbite there wink
Hello third smile smile xxoo........thank you wink..................... Hugs
(9 years ago)
No problem. Praise to those that deserve it!
(9 years ago)
Thu, 12-Feb-15 2:02 AM (9 years ago)
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Ah NN. You clazy place you.
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velly clazy indeed... I love it here'
(9 years ago)
Hello third smile smile xxoo..................................hugs
(9 years ago)
Heyo folks. Just making one of my infrequent status updates haha
(9 years ago)
Fri, 31-Oct-14 7:46 AM (9 years ago)
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Happy Halloween folks. I hope you all get a nice treat and few tricks tonight. wink
think it's too late, but thanks for the thought smile
(9 years ago)
well it's only the start of the evening her for me. let the candy roll!
(9 years ago)
Thu, 30-Oct-14 3:02 AM (9 years ago)
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I'm going to go pretend like I'm working. See you folks later. Keep being gorgeous. wink
xo
(9 years ago)
Thu, 30-Oct-14 2:30 AM (9 years ago)
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On the upside though. The site grows and you meet cool new people if you just make that connection haha.
Wed, 15-Oct-14 2:57 PM (9 years ago)
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I miss some of my old NN friends. sad Waah.
yah me too, new ones great though
(9 years ago)
A good excuse to make some new friends
(9 years ago)
I haven't been on consistently enough lately though to make new friends haha
(9 years ago)
Wed, 15-Oct-14 2:12 PM (9 years ago)
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Had a coffee. Can't sleep. Better wank. On NN...... What is this? A Haiku?
that "allusive" I'd never bloody 'eard of it
(9 years ago)
A terse form of literary expression from Japan.
(9 years ago)
*something else for the pub on satdee night*
(9 years ago)
Tuck that one away for later Lyn. smile
(9 years ago)
yep..............a mine of useless information,me wink
(9 years ago)
Mon, 8-Sep-14 1:56 PM (9 years ago)
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I return. After 10,00 years. And I'm back.
so you are originally from the NNeolotihic era,hun?
(9 years ago)
Never heard of ya nor do I remember you. Oh, and nice to see you 3rd. : )
(9 years ago)
Haha I'm a big ole caveman Lynsk.
(9 years ago)
The pics on that site were erotic cave drawings.
(9 years ago)
just my type then, mista tripod
(9 years ago)
Wed, 28-May-14 1:44 PM (9 years ago)
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.......and just like that; He was gone!
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Wed, 28-May-14 1:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Helllooooo!!!!! *echo*
hes back ,
(9 years ago)
I have been in hiding from forces from beyond the veil. But mostly just being slack.
(9 years ago)
its the crumbed fried flake from redcliffe grin
(9 years ago)
Tsk Tsk. Neglecting us is what you meant to say! tongue ~Angel
(9 years ago)
Eeew. Redfcliffe not me Wode. And so many of the old crew have flown the coop, I thought I was the only one still kicking Angel.
(9 years ago)
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