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hornyinmaryland's Recent Statuses
Thu, 21-May-15 4:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Time to get a leg workout in. Looks like a bike ride in the rain
slip sliding away you know the nearer to your destination the more your slip sliding away
(8 years ago)
if it's any comfort to you, my bike shop reliably informs me that a road bike will only aquaplane at about 500mph. Should be safe...
(8 years ago)
I think the most comfort I have is even if I crash and break all my bones at least my head will be protected
(8 years ago)
wearing a cup eh? lol
(8 years ago)
Lol... The padding will only go so far....
(8 years ago)
Fri, 11-Jul-14 7:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Lots of webpics (:
RedWind likes this
And lots of real pics too...
(9 years ago)
no fukn sunsets though sad
(9 years ago)
Bull, Wods....we have 2 sunset pics. smile
(9 years ago)
but they have nekid poepel in them ruining the true beauty of an awsome sunset sad
(9 years ago)
Oh, thay is an excellent point.
(9 years ago)
Fri, 16-May-14 4:08 AM (9 years ago)
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Watching the late game in a hot room with a cold beer. Cheers
Sounds perfect!!!
(9 years ago)
It does sound nice.
(9 years ago)
Hiya Firesmile
(9 years ago)
Thu, 20-Dec-12 9:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Looking to shares experiences/stories with older women.. And someone interested in my new toy
kinkytaboofun likes this
Be my dirty secret...
(10 years ago)
Wed, 2-May-12 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmm craziest place you have had sex? Let's try pulled over on the side of the road... God sex in public really turns me on.
wish i was there to watch the hott action... mmmm
(12 years ago)
Wed, 28-Mar-12 1:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Wow really haven't spent much time on here latly. Just back from a late night run thinking about what to look at next.....
Mon, 9-Jan-12 10:31 PM (12 years ago)
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I laught every time I think about tim tebows first play over overtime....
AllRealBarbie likes this
Oops
(12 years ago)
was it cause the little baby jesus made a miracle happen...duh?
(12 years ago)
Kid can win...
(12 years ago)
go timmy go
(12 years ago)
no shit and here i thought eli was the luckiest QB ever
(12 years ago)
Wed, 4-Jan-12 4:24 AM (12 years ago)
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mmm where are those big bootys at?
rhinostool likes this
Wed, 4-Jan-12 12:20 AM (12 years ago)
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No time to cook dinner....Big Mac ftw!
Tue, 3-Jan-12 5:16 AM (12 years ago)
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Perving from mobile......I am exhausted
Take a nap wink
(12 years ago)
Goodnight
(12 years ago)
Goodnight smile
(12 years ago)
Mon, 2-Jan-12 11:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Starting to get sweaty, I need to finish exercising.......
Yea I like to end my workouts with a run
(12 years ago)
can I chase you in my car?
(12 years ago)
Haha yea I need some company afterwards... You might have to do most of the work...
(12 years ago)
would be my pleasure..smiles*
(12 years ago)
Mmmmmm I really do need a suck and them a shower.... I'll be back
(12 years ago)
Sun, 1-Jan-12 6:44 AM (12 years ago)
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I'm having such a good time. Happy new years all!
happy new year xxx
(12 years ago)
Sat, 31-Dec-11 3:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Why do so many guys respond to fake profiles?
rhinostool likes this
Lol... Now I just have to try slapping my cock on the mouse buttons...
(12 years ago)
most guys do it because even the illusion of a hot chick wanting them is better then being alone
(12 years ago)
hahahah! take pics of that horny!
(12 years ago)
Hah maby i get drunk enough
(12 years ago)
*passes horny a drink*
(12 years ago)
Fri, 30-Dec-11 3:11 AM (12 years ago)
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how many beers before you take advantage of me.....?
24
(12 years ago)
haha
(12 years ago)
Fri, 30-Dec-11 2:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Ive noticed how all the girls ive been with recently have all been quite curvy... yes I love BBW'S
Who's we?
(12 years ago)
I do like a nice round butt in bed smile
(12 years ago)
ME!!!
(12 years ago)
me too !
(12 years ago)
BBJ, love ya' Happy New Year!
(12 years ago)
Thu, 29-Dec-11 2:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Just back from a late night run.. Surprised at how horny I was when I got back. New pics up later, also looking to view a nice big ass for my pleasure wink
Wed, 28-Dec-11 12:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Still "stuck" at the family's house and o so bored!
lucky you have NN *lix*
(12 years ago)
Tue, 27-Dec-11 6:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Hmmm so anyway to talk with friends on mobile view? Thinking naughty thoughts.....
Fri, 23-Dec-11 6:32 AM (12 years ago)
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back from the bar and buzzed.. and yes I choose whiskey!
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Fri, 23-Dec-11 5:02 AM (12 years ago)
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mmmmm heineken.........then its off to the bar for some shots..whiskey or jaeger?
mmmmmm rather a cum shot and my bra off *lix*
(12 years ago)
the bra would be no problem, the cum shot you would have to work for....
(12 years ago)
lol...l wouldnt call it work....it would be my pleasure *lix*
(12 years ago)
mmmmm but of course and my pleasure as well, off to the bar now with those thoughts in my head.
(12 years ago)
def whisky btw wink
(12 years ago)
Tue, 20-Dec-11 6:12 AM (12 years ago)
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just back from the pub and three more shots of jaeger downed...
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where's mine?
(12 years ago)
I have the day off tomorrow bb
(12 years ago)
well in that case, come rub my feet! smile
(12 years ago)
I would but you know what rubbing feet leads to?
(12 years ago)
yep, calf massages, lots of moaning, and 1 very horny BBJG
(12 years ago)
Sun, 11-Dec-11 6:38 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmm whats a good way to verify myself using my cock......?
draw your name and NN onnit ? smile) with a smiley?
(12 years ago)
wot wodes says is about right
(12 years ago)
will have to be that and body shot seeing that is what you have posted in your gallery
(12 years ago)
thanks will do.
(12 years ago)
makes sure whatever you use can be washed off
(12 years ago)
Mon, 28-Nov-11 1:54 AM (12 years ago)
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wondering how many ladies on here have giver a rim job?.. and did you enjoy it?
Sun, 27-Nov-11 7:50 PM (12 years ago)
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I love watching football on Sundays
bOObzman likes this
Sun, 20-Nov-11 5:53 AM (12 years ago)
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i love sluts!
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