)thigh_wedge's Recent Statuses
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TexAngel likes this
Thu, 28-Jan-16 1:31 AM (8 years ago)
There are people on here that couldn't post a bad picture if they tried
Sun, 24-Jan-16 9:46 PM (8 years ago)
Was really hoping for a lazy Sunday, damn my procrastinating
Fri, 27-Nov-15 3:42 AM (8 years ago)
I can always rely on the beautiful women on here to keep me warm on a cold day.
Fri, 2-Oct-15 1:43 AM (8 years ago)
Netflix walking dead marathon while perving.....true test of multitasking
JediMasterBater likes this
Fri, 17-Apr-15 10:06 PM (9 years ago)
you know you've been looking at to much porn when your auto correct turns popcorn into cop porn
Sun, 31-Aug-14 8:01 PM (9 years ago)
so many incredible, sensational, beautiful women on here. who could not love it here
Sat, 12-Apr-14 6:00 AM (10 years ago)
if your able to talk coherently afterwards your not doing it right
steelrat60 likes this
Sun, 6-Apr-14 1:39 AM (10 years ago)
if you dont end up with carpet burns your not doing it right
Sat, 5-Apr-14 10:43 PM (10 years ago)
put on your best dress....its beautiful outside and i feel like bending you over 
Sat, 29-Mar-14 8:54 PM (10 years ago)
let me set the record straight, my mind is not in the gutter.....my mind is the gutter
Sweetsierra likes this
Sat, 8-Mar-14 2:13 AM (10 years ago)
ever get in one of those moods when you feel like you could screw hard for hours and hours
Perversius likes this
Sat, 8-Feb-14 10:46 PM (10 years ago)
sometimes i like to go to home depot and ask random employees where they keep the hoes at
Sun, 2-Feb-14 5:49 AM (10 years ago)
this sunday, like every other sunday my goal is to not leave my bed
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:01 PM (10 years ago)
put your hand down my pants and i bet youll feel nuts-bloodhound gang
Mon, 30-Dec-13 5:03 AM (10 years ago)
looks at penis and then at room......so we gonna do this or what
