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Thu, 25-Aug-16 4:12 PM (27 minutes ago)
has chat just broken?
maybe trying to get ppl into videochat - I just got a popup inviting me to go watch 6 cams or 12 if premium - so much of a sausage fest of ppl that don't want you to look at them in there
(23 minutes ago)
Oh no
(23 minutes ago)
Deader than an auto-erotically asphyxiated dodo!
(22 minutes ago)
at the worst time to nooooooooo. sent you a message pluvin, mrs fk xxx
(21 minutes ago)
Does it affect IM?
(0 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 4:11 PM (28 minutes ago)
Going to Leeds festival tomorrow..... On my own but that's how I like it
Mebbe you will get lucky... enjoy
(28 minutes ago)
Enjoy
(19 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 4:07 PM (32 minutes ago)
Pardon me, I'm just celebrating the moment. I finally upgraded to premium
Well done hun
(30 minutes ago)
Yay, now you are hooked for sure... great profile pic
(27 minutes ago)
Golf clap.
(26 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 4:06 PM (33 minutes ago)
Is allanx going for a cam world record? I'm guessing he's still alive as the pic keeps changing. Any of his NN friends shed any light on this?
used to watch cams on an australian swingers site and that used to happen on a regular basis - well maybe not get high - just fall sleep with cam on
(26 minutes ago)
Allanx isn't even close to the world record. Carty is the current record holder. He started wanking in 2009 and hasn't stopped yet.
(24 minutes ago)
steelrat60 likes this
but was Carty's cam running the whole time?
(19 minutes ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Yep, Carty has the cam strapped to his forehead so ya kinda get his wanking point of view....it's, um, a bit disturbing.
(16 minutes ago)
All I saw was an out of focus blob - I guess he never cleaned the lens.
(14 minutes ago)
MarkandLacey and steelrat60 like this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:51 PM (48 minutes ago)
Weird day is weird. I need some normal.
Opens NN contract and reviews sanity clause. No such thing as a sanity clause.
(19 minutes ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
define "normal"
(3 minutes ago)
some thing not abnormal
(2 minutes ago)
What's normal for the spider is chaos to the fly
(1 minute ago)
but its not abnormal for a fly to walk on the ceiling?
(0 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:45 PM (54 minutes ago)
Good morning NN! ! ! Happy TOT
Likes2watchwife likes this
Morning xx
(47 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:37 PM (1 hour ago)
Why is it so hot in the office, should I be naughty and go commando again lol x
Might as well just get rid of the skirt
(37 minutes ago)
Not sure I would get away with that fast hands lol
(34 minutes ago)
Mr far2shy and fasthandsmma like this
And those fast hands would need to be scratching at those heat induced itches and all those trickles of moisture (I have the heat really high)
(32 minutes ago)
jonboy2009 likes this
Only one way to find out I promise I don't mind
(31 minutes ago)
jonboy2009 likes this
Your sooo naughty fast hands lol
(11 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:30 PM (1 hour ago)
Good morning / afternoon / evening haha whatever time zone your in I got you covered
steelrat60 likes this
Hey Lyn
(55 minutes ago)
Hey, fast
(52 minutes ago)
fasthandsmma likes this
Hey Angel
(46 minutes ago)
Afternoon hun x
(45 minutes ago)
fasthandsmma likes this
Hey JB
(43 minutes ago)
jonboy2009 likes this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:27 PM (1 hour ago)
Wotcha; )
I was about to send out a search party for you. Hope all is well.
(23 minutes ago)
Hey there kitty cat... good to see you
(21 minutes ago)
I've been worried about you and you been out Tom-Catting around. *plucks out a whisker*
(21 minutes ago)
Opps, I should have read the prior comments before commented. Glad to see you were out having a good time.
(18 minutes ago)
*before commenting
(18 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:23 PM (1 hour ago)
im in safe mode haha cant perv me! im safe. knowing it doesn't work like that
safe with netwerking, i 'ope?
(1 hour ago)
safety clause! no legs, so cant dance....makes my balls look bigger tho!
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:20 PM (1 hour ago)
It's kiss and makeup day...hopefully followed by make up sex night...I just made the last part up
philgeez likes this
is make up sex like when you get kinky with lipstick an stuff?
(1 hour ago)
lipstick on nipples
(1 hour ago)
I like chocolate on nipples
(1 hour ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:17 PM (1 hour ago)
Good morning nudists and lewdists.
lynskey, nosanity and steelrat60 like this
lol good one xxx
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:14 PM (1 hour ago)
Want to shout out Ms.FX for the wonderful comments! :-* And thanks to everyone for positive vibes, comments and votes. We love your profiles as well!! :-* :-*
Totally reperved and sending vibes.
(1 hour ago)
StudMuf_SqrtGirl likes this
Thank you :-* :-*
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 3:06 PM (1 hour ago)
anyone up for knowing what E=MC2 means
the ,ovie is not to everyones liking, but i did like it ....
(1 hour ago)
i hear ya, wick wickerman, i watched it the whole w
(1 hour ago)
way through wasnt that bad
(1 hour ago)
I can remember E=MC2 as a song title...
(1 hour ago)
MC2 was a rapper.
(40 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:50 PM (1 hour ago)
Anyone want to sit on my todger, I'll make it fun promise
Do you do balloon animals while todgering?
(1 hour ago)
steelrat60 likes this
ok.....tally ho.....wodger and out...
(1 hour ago)
philgeez and nosanity like this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:47 PM (1 hour ago)
Any one for a hot holiday in Egypt?
theyre ugly but got attractive toes .....allegedly
(1 hour ago)
camels toes are sexy hay wot
(1 hour ago)
even wiv crusty toe nails?
(1 hour ago)
I wheel never look at cornflakes the same
(1 hour ago)
or thmokey bakin cwithpth
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:44 PM (1 hour ago)
*sips coffee* Mornin!
crimsonfucker1 likes this
Hey Steel, how'd the mandle work out?
(1 hour ago)
Doing well, thanks
(1 hour ago)
Hey Mark : )... hiya likes2... the mandrel installed fine and the customer is mowing again
(1 hour ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Excellent work steel, have them come over and cut my grass now.
(1 hour ago)
steelrat60 likes this
lol likes2... brb my coffee mug needs refilled
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:44 PM (1 hour ago)
ok i got to go everyone so i will talk to all ya'll again later when i sees ya BYE
steelrat60 likes this
See ya later, Fucker! ; )
(1 hour ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Fist bump.
(1 hour ago)
L8rs
(1 hour ago)
t8ers
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:43 PM (1 hour ago)
Hello sexy friends
eeees real ....... plastic
(56 minutes ago)
*spits the corner out *.......mmm so I see...
(55 minutes ago)
now it wont werk in the strippers lounge ya fikin numpty
(54 minutes ago)
I leave for a few minutes and y'all done hi-jacked my status
(18 minutes ago)
that BLOODY Wynsky .... she a bad bad bad kid ...
(13 minutes ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:31 PM (2 hours ago)
Any guys like to give me a tribute?
DirtyDen66 likes this
I'll check to see if the brass band is available per your schedule.
(2 hours ago)
Billy.
(1 hour ago)
Likes2watchwife likes this
Turns out the band is booked. You'll have to see our admin, she sits in the 3rd cupicle from the door.
(1 hour ago)
William
(1 hour ago)
sans amis?
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:20 PM (2 hours ago)
Seriously with the pop ups! My premium doesn't expire for another week, but I can't even go from one page to another without a pop up telling me to renew! Wait until it actually expires to bug me!!
Nope I got proof that there was a time sensitive offer of 50% to a no premium member (and male)
(1 hour ago)
damn I dream of 50% off
(1 hour ago)
TexAngel likes this
I'm not going to renew until it expires. If I renew at all. Not sure I'm here enough lately to spend the money.
(1 hour ago)
I thought you dreamt of ants and spiders, wods.
(1 hour ago)
yis, I like bugz and beadles an spidas .... and all that interesting lil critters they is ... up close an personal .... never bean bit yet ... cept by a snappin terdle wot we dont got here
(1 hour ago)
TexAngel and steelrat60 like this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:16 PM (2 hours ago)
if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum.
It's not a queston of where he grips it, it's a simple fact of weight ratios. Monty Python
(1 hour ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Dammit, I try to be serious for 3 seconds and Wods suddenly thinks we'll be taking long, hot showers together and swapping spit....what a perv.
(1 hour ago)
TexAngel, Mr.FX and steelrat60 like this
swapping spit? ewww can we just suck face ?
(1 hour ago)
Cue the music and lights. Mark stares into Wods purple eyed glasses.................
(1 hour ago)
TexAngel likes this
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:05 PM (2 hours ago)
Sigh duty calls 2000 words in 90 minutes. Probably achievable if I lock away my phone. See you on the other side.
In your face, tight deadlines.
(1 hour ago)
Does this mean you completed it. Must of stopped off here lol xxx
(26 minutes ago)
janusthorn likes this
I did! Love a bit of pressure xxx
(19 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:04 PM (2 hours ago)
That's all the adulting done for today.. Let's have some fuNN!
^probably shoudn't have taken it there. sad face
(2 hours ago)
Jumped me Crim. Sad face was for my own comment. I'll just dislike it instead.
(2 hours ago)
hmmmm fudge ? .... hmmmmm ...... hmmmmm ... oh and hmmmm
(2 hours ago)
ewww fudge
(2 hours ago)
well oddly enough i had athought and got curious so i searched for said thoght. Apparently they make full size edible gummy dildos......I want to see them in action
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:03 PM (2 hours ago)
i really wish kinda_sweet13 never left. she was dead sexy.
She just came back. SweetnSassy13
(2 hours ago)
Agent_K and steelrat60 like this
Mods probably won't like this until shes SweetnSassy18
(1 hour ago)
TexAngel and nosanity like this
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