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Tue, 19-Mar-24 9:02 AM (12 minutes ago)
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Evening all you fine sexy bunch off peeps and here's pre hump day hugs to you all 👋
Ok that's cool check check this site is still working Fark it's hard to get in here at the moment
(7 minutes ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 6:04 AM (3 hours ago)
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So, I was talking to someone about someone and he/she said "if his lips are moving he talkin shit'' I agree now [and I agreed then too] time to log off internet, I need two euthanasia tablets an a
well if they conjoined then yes, they do everything together lol
(1 hour ago)
uhuh uhuh they xxxxxxxxx shoulda severed them in harf at birth wit butcher knife w00t
(1 hour ago)
person jus talks shit on every sight they try stalking on ... right i'm on a smoke break until i get gagged
(1 hour ago)
a fyi vpn's aren't infallible LOL
(1 hour ago)
Cooter an Squeal ... recommended to make ya piss yaselfs laffin ya arse off LOL
(18 minutes ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 8:50 AM (24 minutes ago)
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Couldn't sleep, so I'm going to figure out NN. I hope
Tue, 19-Mar-24 8:05 AM (1 hour ago)
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MEEEEOWWWWWW ... tranky bitch LOL i is today .... well fukme sideways wit pie napple int poodot w00t
my day is now complete ,,, shoulda laid all me super on that one $$$$$$$$$$$ grin
(58 minutes ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:31 PM (14 hours ago)
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Qwertyuiop
crying
(10 hours ago)
Dogwog will be ok.
(9 hours ago)
surfybum likes this
Thanks all
(8 hours ago)
How is he/she?
(1 hour ago)
Seems to be a bad time for animals lately... best wishes to you and your doggo! 🤞
(1 hour ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 7:50 AM (1 hour ago)
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Good morning! Hope you all have a wonderful day! ✌🏼
shaqila and anonymouspisces like this
Morning smitten
(1 hour ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 19-Mar-24 7:29 AM (1 hour ago)
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would you brave the cold to come and find me falling apart?
Mon, 18-Mar-24 10:36 PM (10 hours ago)
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I'm settling in for catcare nightshift, so Hiya Lovelies ❤️
i tried to open dm but it vanished mop ????
(2 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
No worries, just said good morning wink 😘
(2 hours ago)
ooh . Naked? 😉 Goodmorning sexy xxx
(2 hours ago)
Lol don't have time for naked anything
(2 hours ago)
Damn. haha xx
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 5:32 PM (15 hours ago)
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I wish I could a sexy young lady of my own.
Its like playing blankety blank (shows his age)
(15 hours ago)
Hope he has a blankety blank cheque
(14 hours ago)
hornyfukcer and Jersey__Girl like this
And pen!!
(14 hours ago)
and enuff so it not bounce w00t
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 2:49 AM (1 day ago)
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How to speak Irish: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked. Hope you all had a fun St. Paddy's Day.
the common language is beerdrink,no?
(21 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I had a Guinness and some Irish whisky.
(21 hours ago)
Artistic and Jersey__Girl like this
Very true, Artie. beer
(10 hours ago)
Well, cheers to you, bmb. beer
(10 hours ago)
och aye .. nope, i know .... Tayties tongue
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 5:02 PM (16 hours ago)
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Wasabi and soy almonds are delicious!
bimarriedbottom likes this
Tomato sauce and ice cream isn't great though
(9 hours ago)
Speculating, or have you tried it?
(9 hours ago)
Long time ago when I was in scouts. If I put ketchup on vanilla ice cream, Michael Knoop would eat corn flakes with orange juice the next morning
(9 hours ago)
Did and did lol
(9 hours ago)
i wonder blink how many kenya stik inya poodot b4 ya eyes water? w00t
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 5:04 AM (4 hours ago)
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For St Paddy's Day, just in passing I met the most charming and lovely redhead from Ireland. We just talked, and it was amazing. So stimulating.
Redheads are intriguing
(3 hours ago)
Fbvines likes this
yeah I didnt catch her name though. I told her my name.
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 5:07 PM (16 hours ago)
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Sometimes I wonder if the only reason a woman would want to sit on my face is so they don't have to look at it 😁
I get it... sit on face so you can get tounge in a cheek... clever. wink
(9 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Something like that. tongue
(9 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you o-ra-lize When I'm between your thighs You blow me awaaay
(2 hours ago)
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play 'till we're
(2 hours ago)
blown awaaaaaaaaaaaaay grin
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 4:11 AM (5 hours ago)
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growing my fat cock
use Miracle-Gro. Go for it.
(4 hours ago)
Relaxer likes this
in the spirit ... is it a Buff Orpington? w00t
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 3:28 PM (17 hours ago)
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Seems the block works well except on the homepage....why is that,and yes I can avoid it but I like to see smittens new pics up there.
I give people ample opportunity before I block and since this is supposed to be a full block I actually expect it to be a full block
(16 hours ago)
Rick12111 and smitten4u like this
Hon, log off and clear your browser history, then log back on and the person you blocked should be gone.
(13 hours ago)
hornyfukcer and McPhallus like this
I cleared my history for all time and nope their pics are still there
(9 hours ago)
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
FP is the only place I can see them
(9 hours ago)
Now I really dont understand the block,the pics won't disappear from certain categories, I've been checking and taking the blocks off...what is the use of a full block when it is not a full block??
(4 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Sun, 17-Mar-24 11:15 PM (1 day ago)
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Imagine me and you, I do I think about you day and night, it's only right To think about the girl you love and hold her tight So happy together
Another oldie but goodie. smile
(1 day ago)
gpflem likes this
JG thats cause Im an oldie - if not a goodie
(8 hours ago)
Nah, you're both, gp. smile
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 3:18 AM (5 hours ago)
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Wet n wild outside, but not in a spring break kinda way... 😬
Tue, 19-Mar-24 2:42 AM (6 hours ago)
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Wishing someone wanted to make me be there cam show slave
Tue, 19-Mar-24 1:12 AM (8 hours ago)
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I'm not scared of dying And I don't really care If it' s peace you find in dying Well then, let the time be near
Well then dying time is near Just bundle up my coffin Cause it's Cold way down there
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Mar-24 11:18 AM (21 hours ago)
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It's a typical monday, with loads of chaos eek
Derbyshirematt likes this
My 10 hour day at work went well. Got so much done I can have tomorrow off. Score
(20 hours ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
How can i help sexy? xx
(19 hours ago)
Are there other loads you'd rather contend with?
(18 hours ago)
Chaos???? It's ok you can say fuckery here
(7 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 1:43 AM (7 hours ago)
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I sent you my email address like you asked hope you HMU soon I’m so bored and hella horny playing with my throbbing swole cock I’d love for you to instruct me on a tribute to you sexy may I see your p
Mon, 18-Mar-24 9:57 PM (11 hours ago)
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Having a lot of lust for this person, but don't want to actually do it because I'm being silly and think the fantasy will be better than the reality. Darn it!
But you'll never know if you don't, so.... unsure
(10 hours ago)
On the other hand, you'll never know if you don't try!
(10 hours ago)
You have to do the reality and if it isn't as good as the fantasy, put the reality down as experience.
(9 hours ago)
"You mistook my lust for love didn't you?" Images In Vogue great Canadian band
(7 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 1:30 AM (7 hours ago)
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"Cruisin' down the street in my '64.. Jockin' the freaks, clockin' the dough"
Tue, 19-Mar-24 12:14 AM (9 hours ago)
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11 days to go and there are already some fantastic entries! [Link]
Sun, 17-Mar-24 1:51 AM (2 days ago)
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There are some drawbacks to having a big cock
Hey Sexy Adele!
(17 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Goddam sexy thing
(9 hours ago)
How dare you…🤪
(9 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Go on. Dare me ..... Mrs. RC
(9 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sure, sure... sometimes when you're riding a bicycle, your dick will fall out of your shorts and get caught in the bike chain.
(9 hours ago)
   
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