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Sat, 10-Feb-24 11:36 PM (91 days ago)
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This may or may not be fun but I'm a little bored. I'll start a story and if you comment then you gotta continue the story in any way you wish, here goes... "I was minding my own damn business when al
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"I was minding my own damn business when all the sudden*
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When all the sudden, a cow, with a bra wrapped around its ear, ran out in the road in front of me.........
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In hysterical laughter accompanied with bewildering confusion I decided to...
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dash into the nearby ice cream shoppe and order....
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A cup of coffee so I could wash down my viagra pill.....
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But now I get a stiff neck because the viagra pill got stuck in my throat...
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So I got a banna split with extra chocolate and carmel on it...... To go.......
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But I forgot the water I needed to wash down the pill so....
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So I urinated in a cup and drank it......
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Meanwhile over at the local orgy and country bake sale
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I sat awkwardly stiff in the corner while i admired Sandras buns from a distance.
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Sandra was really Steven, the towns cross dresser, who..
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...use to be the town's mayor
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And the most ridiculous law the mayor ever passed was the one stating that all citizens must...
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Pay $15 to help
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