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Tue, 17-Sep-19 3:02 AM (4 years ago)
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New set of photos up, another three day set. I apparently like the "Strip Show" idea.
Dappyd87 and plumguy like this
Revord2 Apparently has nothing better to do than to police other people. Gosh I wish I could be more like him.... (eyeroll)
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plumguy likes this
the "status" bar asks what I am thinking about. That is what I was thinking about.... why ask the question if you don't like the answer?
(4 years ago)
You can mention photos but not profile according to the rules.
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
never understood that rule in the first place, if I want to view a profile i will, like tv adverts just because I see something doesn't make me rush out and buy the product...we can make adult choices
(4 years ago)
I've never understood why if a person views a profile over and over it registers as a profile view, but if you look at a picture over and over, it only registers once.
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Fauna likes this
Each profile view registers unlike photo views.
(4 years ago)
It's another one of those rules for the sake of a rule. Ironic that on a site for exhibitionists, you can't solicit profile views.
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Fauna and trickster4444 like this
And that matters because? Bragging rights over the number of profile views?
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MrsTrellis likes this
I just perv and leave the understanding part at the door wink
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
Some have created a second account to view their main profile repeatedly so get record numbers of views.
(4 years ago)
They need to get a fucking life!
(4 years ago)
Well, when you have stats giving the most viewed profile, people like to win! Same as how certain members try to friend every single person that joins.
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
Emulater, I had NO idea that was a thing! Wow! That also explains the friend requests I got when I just joined!
(4 years ago)
Artistic likes this
No, that was because you have tits.
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Fauna and Artistic like this
Mucking, is the bar really that low.... Oh dear, and I was feeling all good about myself! wink wink
(4 years ago)
Sorry to prick your balloon!
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
Jonze has 106,338 friends and is the leader of the board lol.
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Mucking, I had suspected as much, really! And my "balloons" don't deflate! grin
(4 years ago)
The bar is that low here, neanderthals that inhabit this site would fap at the glimpse of a bra strap...I'm serious....they live in their mums cellar fapping off all day...
(4 years ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Emu, he was one of the first ones! You totally called it!
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EmuLater likes this
Highly predictable lol
(4 years ago)
Fauna and TopCat57 like this
Age is cruel Fauna, wait til they trip you up LOL
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
He was my first fr as well, I declined...
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Quality over quantity is all I’m saying
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
Top cat I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't realize til later I only had a few friend slots!
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Age is cruel! The amount of times I stand on my foreskin....
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Talking of balloons, I saw a woman popping all the balloons outside a restaurant yesterday after a party. I said "you must be a menace with bubble wrap!"
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
Mucking and Top: Age is cruel, and Mammograms are crueler. I swear they were never the same after my first.
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Flat chested?
(4 years ago)
As is a prostate exam, I was no longer an anal virgin: D
(4 years ago)
lip2lip and Artistic like this
Gruesome event ^^^
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
At least she was quick....
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Wait till you have an endoscope exam!
(4 years ago)
I fully intend to not have one of those...
(4 years ago)
They do it while you're sleeping ......... grin
(4 years ago)
If that’s for lower and upper and afterwards blow air in..... I concur emu
(4 years ago)
Love how it is a called an ENDoscope
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MrsTrellis likes this
Have you ignored your tc it’s generic letter after 55
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Easier to spell than Sigmoidoscopy.
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Emu, I am very much not flat chested. And with a history of BC, I started mine at 35. Large dense breasts on that flattener tray ..... shudder
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Incoming tc
(4 years ago)
I was joking, flat chested as in squashed lol.
(4 years ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Emu was making a funny .....
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and Fauna like this
See grin
(4 years ago)
Fauna and EmuLater like this
Not everyone gets my humour lol.
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
Emu, sorry, not a great medium! They felt very squashed! and I get another one on Friday. Whoo. be still my heart... sad
(4 years ago)
psa blood test [backward cunttree] jeezuz or ya got a lot a sadistic old doctors who like probin upya bum holio
(4 years ago)
Plus I'm not blind; I can see your profile pic!
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
Duh.... I am who they wrote the dumb blonde jokes about..... But seriously, flat girls have a hell of a time with Mammos too, just for other reasons
(4 years ago)
Good luck with that.
(4 years ago)
Fauna likes this
I'm surprised they've not invented a better method yet.
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You could use MRI I expect but that would be too time consuming and expensive.
(4 years ago)
If you have an "abnormal" Mammo (here in Can), you go for another more detailed one, and if it is odd they whisk you straight in for an ultrasound, and specialist consult. Happened to me last year.
(4 years ago)
Are you okay now?
(4 years ago)
they decided it was a wandering lymph node- who knew they could wander? not me! But this week we shall see if he has stayed or moved on, and I have to do it all again.
(4 years ago)
But I figure I should take all kinds of pictures with the girls, just in case! grin
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and nosanity like this
Good luck in either case; )
(4 years ago)
Fauna, nosanity and plumguy like this