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Sat, 6-Apr-19 7:20 PM (5 years ago)
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National Twinkee Day who doesn't like to eat a creamy twinkee
*Joins everyone else in raising hand*
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Never tried one!
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Me neither Mr V
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Really????
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never heard of it
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A Twinkee is a light sponge cake, shaped like a hot dog bun, baked to a light golden color, then injected with a vanilla flavor cream (the original was banana but during WW2 bananas were in short
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supply), packaged in cellophane wrap. Delicious morsels of goodness that has been the butt of late night comedians and misinformation by conspiracy theorists.
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MidnightWriter and NaughtyKat like this
Like a shelf life of forever, lenny?
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MidnightWriter likes this
That is correct, Mr Rat, the actual shelf life is about 45 days but like all baked goods, fresher is better.
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Twinkee,twinkee little star
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lennynatural likes this
bas terds hi jackin my status...lol
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Artistic and lennynatural like this
Thank you Lenny- that twinkee would be great with berry jam or chocolate filled.
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lennynatural likes this
aliens will come to earth in 2000 years find a bomb shelter and taste a twinkyyyy
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Aliens will bring their own Twinkies, they need the energy for the long trek here.
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Artistic likes this
never had one though
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they will hae some kinda Soylent wink
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griz242 and lennynatural like this
Of course they will have Soylent! But they need a dessert too! Something to have with their Alien "Star"bucks coffee.
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Mr_Vein likes this
We don't get Twinkies over here. We're quite capable of eating way too much sugar on our own, thanks! LOL
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Artistic likes this
What s a soylent? & most importantly is this edible?
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If so what does it taste like?
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You don't want to know what Soylent is. It tastes like pork (I've heard) and looks like there is a black market opportunity for twinkies in the UK
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Mr_Vein likes this
soylent green is a nutrient drink, not like diet, supposed to taste cardboard
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a nerdy guy was to stressed to eat and tried inventing something he ould drink with all nutrients in as an adult needs
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NaughtyKat likes this
Guess I'm the only one that remembers the movie
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Mr_Vein likes this
Nah, I've seen it. Before I lost all respect for Charlton Heston... Good film, but it hasn't aged well.
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griz no human flesh in it tongue,,,,
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griz242 likes this
So you say Artistic!
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Artistic likes this
the price would be higher eek
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And now for something completely different, I just saw Game of Thrones Oreos on TV!!!!
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hmm whats the difference (we have oreos here)
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Ewww sounds gross that soylent!
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I bet the oreos are like the goldfish crackers.. the snack that smiles back.. until you bite its head off, of course.. But these cookies have dragons on them... ooooo dragons.. maybe even swords
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NaughtyKat likes this
I'm sure they have daggers.
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