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170443's Recent Statuses
Tue, 21-Aug-18 4:15 PM (5 years ago)
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Hey all smile anyone done anything impressive today?
but they speak very highly of you wink
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I'm so glad I don't deal with the public NK, I applaud your restraint on not killing them smile
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
They all speak highly of me Maraff. Highly bad that is! LOL
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
nono I ain't getting into trouble with the po..po. let alone going to jail. I actually like dealing with people. It's a great way of learning about ...
(5 years ago)
...about & knowing an array of human natures, psychological behaviours & mostly disfunctionalities.
(5 years ago)
Sun, 15-Apr-18 4:48 PM (6 years ago)
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Damn, I forgot this place is located in some form of time vortex, just realised the time, where did the day go smile
Sat, 30-Dec-17 5:53 PM (6 years ago)
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Just back from getting some new clothes for NYE night out, anybody have any plans?
I've only got a garden fork?
(6 years ago)
Cheers smedium, going to a burlesque night so should be goodsmile
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
Enjoy sir
(6 years ago)
sit at home and watch my cock get smaller
(6 years ago)
Good company and mulled wine sounds like a winning plan.
(6 years ago)
Sun, 17-Dec-17 12:37 PM (6 years ago)
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Hey all, long time no status! Everybody still playing nicely together?
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Wed, 17-Jun-15 2:10 PM (8 years ago)
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hey there pervs and pervettes, everyone having a successful day?
I should probably get off this chair and start mine...but my coffee is not *quite* gone. wink
(8 years ago)
lol, im aware of that fine stalling technique, making xl coffees just so they last longersmile
(8 years ago)
Sun, 5-Apr-15 1:27 PM (9 years ago)
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Happy Chocolate Day NN'ers smile
Sun, 22-Mar-15 12:00 PM (9 years ago)
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morning nn'ers smile time for some pervcrastination
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Hi there
(9 years ago)
nah, not yet...maybe later...
(9 years ago)
Mornin! wink
(9 years ago)
if I'm awake...it's time ;p
(9 years ago)
Mon, 22-Sep-14 12:32 PM (9 years ago)
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Very long time no NN (for me anyway!!) how are all you people in NN land?
Well thanks and you? ~Mrs
(9 years ago)
Im good thanks smile just trying to take in all the changes since ive been here last!!
(9 years ago)
great here!!
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Jul-13 11:42 AM (10 years ago)
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good afternoon all you sexy people smile
Hey 17.
(10 years ago)
Hey mark smile hows oz today?
(10 years ago)
Mon, 29-Jul-13 3:23 PM (10 years ago)
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afternoon sexy people smile anyone managed to be productive, or was it procrastination all the way? smile
Sun, 28-Jul-13 12:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Morning you bunch of sexy people!! smile
I'm up in Glasgow and it's still on sad
(10 years ago)
looking good for Lewis
(10 years ago)
Morning - is Glasgow time behind the rest of the UK?
(10 years ago)
maybe its a devolution thing?
(10 years ago)
haha grin you want to keep that on the qt the tube thats in (pseudo) charge up here may try to use it as an actual argumentsmile
(10 years ago)
Sat, 27-Jul-13 11:57 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning you bunch of sexy people!!smile hows your day going?
that sounds about right, ammount of effort is directly proportional to how much paidtongue
(10 years ago)
Good morning. I should have read your status before posting mine...it looks like I copied you. LOL
(10 years ago)
yeah, but can't that be said for most status's that are updated? tongue
(10 years ago)
At least I didn't say I was bored and horny !
(10 years ago)
yeah lol makes a changesmile i may have missed it but I dont think there is one of them atm...must post it lol
(10 years ago)
Fri, 26-Jul-13 5:29 PM (10 years ago)
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Who has grand plans this evening? (well plans beyond staying here all night getting more + more sexually frustratedtongue)
gotta do some shopping
(10 years ago)
Thanks for catching my joke 17. Hope you have a good night.
(10 years ago)
Have a good one Marksmile
(10 years ago)
going for anything exciting boom, or just weekend wanking sustinance supplies? lol
(10 years ago)
it is what it is
(10 years ago)
Fri, 26-Jul-13 3:50 PM (10 years ago)
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A non-sexual question, anyone know much about Huckel's approximation? lol
thats useful thicksmile I heard he worked with him- thats halfway there;p lol
(10 years ago)
yes I googled HAHAHA xx
(10 years ago)
sort of sexy- its a lot of maths to do with some things huckel made up to make the maths easier
(10 years ago)
never got past algebra... though I do have a working knowledge of simple trig... (useful in computing roof angles)
(10 years ago)
thats my problem steel! I have issues with basic maths! am totally screwed in advanced applied mathssad lol
(10 years ago)
Fri, 26-Jul-13 3:11 PM (10 years ago)
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afternoon sexy peoplesmile anyone been productive today?
Thu, 25-Jul-13 3:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Afternoon allsmile looks like summer over here, thunder and lightning just started...now if only I had someone to play outside withtongue
Thu, 25-Jul-13 11:09 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning you bunch of sexy people!!smile everyone well?
freekforpussy and yngplaygirl like this
bloody oath !
(10 years ago)
bloody oath sounds un-Australian freek! lol always thought it should be fucking oath or just plain oathtongue
(10 years ago)
Crikey , bugger me dingo blue sad
(10 years ago)
thats better freeksmile as long as you're playing your dig. at the same timesmile lol
(10 years ago)
Wed, 24-Jul-13 8:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Evening, everyone well?
Wed, 24-Jul-13 3:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Afternoon all smile anyone up to much, or just all perving away? smile
Wed, 24-Jul-13 11:19 AM (10 years ago)
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Hmm, sure looks busy in here todaytongue anyone up to much?
eatin , dinner , not pussy
(10 years ago)
ah, I suppose the joys of people being in many timezonessmile
(10 years ago)
Heh yup - Not that I'm likely to get to sleep early :/
(10 years ago)
same for me freek, too much food not enough pussysmile
(10 years ago)
hehe thats the problem! nn's a bit of a distraction! thuogh there should always be people up around the world to talk tosmile
(10 years ago)
Fri, 29-Mar-13 12:31 PM (11 years ago)
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hey all, insert time appropriate greeting heresmile hows the sexually frustrated peeps of status doing?
Not too shabby. How's yourself?
(11 years ago)
hey! All good, you? x
(11 years ago)
I'm good thanks angel, bunz, *tips hat to sexy ladies* up to much today?
(11 years ago)
nope, being lazy lol x
(11 years ago)
thats the best way to start a holiday- with lazynesssmile
(11 years ago)
Fri, 7-Sep-12 10:53 AM (11 years ago)
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Happy Fridaysmile anyone got hot plans for the weekend?
I'm gonna fire up the chainsaw!
(11 years ago)
that's a fun weekend right theresmile been a while since I've cut down a tree
(11 years ago)
bring that cock here and i will have lots of plans
(11 years ago)
Wed, 29-Aug-12 4:28 PM (11 years ago)
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trying to decide if I should take more pics *strokes imaginary beard and ponders*
take more pictures.smile.xx
(11 years ago)
guess ill have to do it now, thanks ladiesgrin any requesyt
(11 years ago)
any requests?
(11 years ago)
like to see more off your hot ass.x
(11 years ago)
will see what i can do hotstuff x
(11 years ago)
Mon, 27-Aug-12 11:58 AM (11 years ago)
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hmmmm, its freezing here, call me silly but I thought that summer had to come before winter!
Sun, 26-Aug-12 3:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Hail, insert time-zone appropriate greeting here, all well??
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