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farmand
Sun, 6-Jan-13 8:33 AM (11 years ago)
tip
So last evening Huddo asked: Do you want it short and intense or long and smooth. I think he was talking about espresso but I'm not sure...
Madame_Bovary
I thought you were tougher than that !!!!!
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
after all the laxatives huddo put in the food last night, i cant stomach much
(11 years ago)
Madame_Bovary
PMSL
(11 years ago)
huddo67
yes, but i mixed up the portions, brb
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
haha
(11 years ago)
farmand
Sat, 15-Dec-12 7:55 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Save Santa the trip - be naughty smile
BestinDK
you giving me permission to misbehave???
(11 years ago)
huddo67
ok boss, hi farmand
(11 years ago)
farmand
Only if I'm part of it...
(11 years ago)
farmand
Fri, 26-Oct-12 8:06 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Is friday nude-night ???
BestinDK, BraGirl and BustyNurse999 like this
BraGirl
well I am coming over in may remeber so I bloody well will be then guys and looking forward to it smile)))))))
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
cant wait to squeeze you in may!!!
(11 years ago)
Viszla1
Might even get to squeeze me lol
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
you should come over this way in may too vis
(11 years ago)
Viszla1
There's a thought wink
(11 years ago)
farmand
Sun, 21-Oct-12 6:27 AM (11 years ago)
tip
I'm being told I need to use more time on NN.....
farmand
Tue, 25-Sep-12 4:44 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Going to wake up the wife - naked
Dark_Thoughts
will it work?
(11 years ago)
huddo67
good luck! lol
(11 years ago)
lennynatural
That's bold!
(11 years ago)
LakeFX
you're not naked already?
(11 years ago)
farmand
Tue, 4-Sep-12 2:14 PM (11 years ago)
tip
My wife is a perv...
italian_babi_dawl
are you complaining??
(11 years ago)
atic
Lucky you
(11 years ago)
JZ5150
seriously? I wouldn't be complaining about that
(11 years ago)
Research Candidate
We already know!
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
and where do you think your wife met her husband???
(11 years ago)
farmand
Fri, 17-Aug-12 6:34 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Have to go and release all the perverts from the dungeon....
spicy_purr and freekforpussy like this
BestinDK
i will bait the traps again!
(11 years ago)
beernskittles
with what DK?
(11 years ago)
TopCat57
Pie?
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
pussy, beer, tea, cake...whatever!
(11 years ago)
beernskittles
lol mmmmm l see
(11 years ago)
farmand
Thu, 2-Aug-12 5:34 PM (11 years ago)
tip
I just found out my wife is a perv...
jaggy_snake and Ellefoxie like this
Research Candidate
What took you so long?
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
i try and keep my NN life and my married life apart
(11 years ago)
myylife
smart girl BEST
(11 years ago)
Ellefoxie
Don't Believe This Status ......... smile
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
he married me cause i am a perv!
(11 years ago)
farmand
Wed, 13-Jun-12 5:18 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Going to fuck bestie and then drop her off in the airport...
huddo67
great send off. Wish her well on her trip
(11 years ago)
farmand
Fucking done - now airport
(11 years ago)
KiwiPic
*waves to besti* Have a good trip there smile Hope you guys had fun there smile
(11 years ago)
farmand
Tue, 5-Jun-12 2:42 PM (11 years ago)
tip
My ass hurts from spanking....
SoFine72 and BestinDK like this
nazgulnine
lol NICE! grin
(11 years ago)
Lil_Bunz
oh my!!
(11 years ago)
BestinDK
you deserved it and its not over mister!
(11 years ago)
Means_Sugar&Spice
oh boy ...
(11 years ago)
nazgulnine
get him bestin
(11 years ago)
farmand
Sat, 19-May-12 10:09 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Just got birthday-fucked....
rem870
happy birthday!
(11 years ago)
Safire13
happy birthday smile))
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
next year let's do something about it lickable
(11 years ago)
Dingodung
Doggoneit,aye...
(11 years ago)
Research Candidate
Happy birthday!
(11 years ago)
farmand
Fri, 18-May-12 10:19 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Besty outta here....
allnewdb
see you farmand...say hi to besti
(11 years ago)
farmand
which one are of us are you talking to carty?
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
farmand obviously duhh
(11 years ago)
allnewdb
he's bi
(11 years ago)
Lil_Bunz
he's talking to your Mister lol
(11 years ago)
farmand
Fri, 18-May-12 10:14 AM (11 years ago)
tip
oh yeah, when someone gets on their husbands account they are suppose to say....oh hubbys account and he doesnt know, what woul you do to this naughty wife?
Lil_Bunz
ok.....I would jelly wrestle her then get her to cook me dinner
(11 years ago)
farmand
errr ummm....hot?
(11 years ago)
Wodja
then I wood say BoolShit smile))))))
(11 years ago)
voyeur3578
nice badge by the way Best
(11 years ago)
farmand
thank you voy, i love it
(11 years ago)
farmand
Fri, 18-May-12 10:05 AM (11 years ago)
tip
it is weird to see all the ppl i have blocked
super4 and AKLegs like this
allnewdb
you should block that bestinDK...she is nothing but trouble smile
(11 years ago)
farmand
i should block my profile so he cant see what i have been up too! bwahahaha too bad he has the passwork. oh well, better behave then
(11 years ago)
allnewdb
change him to transgender
(11 years ago)
voyeur3578
great badge by the way
(11 years ago)
farmand
Fri, 18-May-12 9:57 AM (11 years ago)
tip
HAHAHAHAAHA under hubbys account
freekforpussy and rhinostool like this
Wodja
well rip the extras Off it smile))
(11 years ago)
essexgold79mk3
Add kirk as his friend. lol
(11 years ago)
unzip4u69
dont say that name in staus all,u will give carty nightmares
(11 years ago)
jaggy_snake
and too favourites
(11 years ago)
farmand
i thought it was like beetlejuice, it will make him appear and post if you said his name 3 times
(11 years ago)
farmand
Thu, 17-May-12 6:32 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Today was a lazy day but luckily we had enough energy for a quick fuck in the bedroom....
BestinDK
yes we did! mmmhmmmm
(11 years ago)
farmand
Sun, 13-May-12 8:04 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Nice wheater outside, perfect for a horny little field-trip...
BraGirl
give the lady some love from me mister tak smile))
(11 years ago)
frenchie550
sounds fun
(11 years ago)
spicy_sultana
congrats you guys woo hoo
(11 years ago)
farmand
thx spicy - it didn't hurt that much smile
(11 years ago)
spicy_sultana
its a wonderful thing for you both oh yay
(11 years ago)
farmand
Sat, 12-May-12 6:04 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Who wants icecream ???
bulwinkle69
mcdonalds?? really missy...gross tongue
(11 years ago)
tongueforu
I've got some magnums?
(11 years ago)
000max
plesae
(11 years ago)
Lil_Bunz
anything else? I don''t like ice-cream x
(11 years ago)
missystyle
It's amazingly delicious, bul.
(11 years ago)
farmand
Sat, 28-Apr-12 5:12 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Another horny day....
BraGirl likes this
BraGirl
smile)))
(12 years ago)
KiwiPic
heheh Always good when you can give BG a smile like tyhat tongue
(12 years ago)
farmand
BraGirl - ur profile pic does make me in a good mood smile
(12 years ago)
lennynatural
Is there any other kind?
(12 years ago)
BraGirl
I am flattered tak mister wink
(12 years ago)
farmand
Sat, 21-Apr-12 7:20 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Goodmorning world - how is saturday doing ?
brit123 likes this
Dingodung
Ows that woman of yours,aye!
(12 years ago)
farmand
She's sleeping - lol - need her beauty-sleep...
(12 years ago)
huddo67
not the best of days farmand
(12 years ago)
Dingodung
Give her a prod,farmy.ayesmile)
(12 years ago)
wordweaver
i don*t want to look at saturday yet....
(12 years ago)
farmand
Sun, 18-Mar-12 5:57 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Formula 1 and NN - now that's a good morning smile
dirkwiggler99 and jackme259 like this
hotEMcouple
same here....mrEM
(12 years ago)
farmand
Sat, 17-Mar-12 7:31 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Mrs. is still asleep, maybe I should go wake her up smile
huddo67
morning farmand, good to have her over here
(12 years ago)
farmand
Indeed it is smile we are heading to center of cph today, look for the horny coupple....
(12 years ago)
huddo67
i reckon you'll be easy to spot LOL. Have fun
(12 years ago)
farmand
Sun, 4-Mar-12 7:27 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Do you get horny perving your own pics ?
hotEMcouple
yes very smile
(12 years ago)
adamstitch
Think with comments yeah
(12 years ago)
Donald.Pump
yeah
(12 years ago)
jonze
Hell yeah
(12 years ago)
farmand
Sat, 3-Mar-12 7:06 PM (12 years ago)
tip
16½ hours untill I pick up my gf in the airport. 17 hours untill we fuck like rabbits...
Uschi7337 likes this
petiteprincess
Tell her hi from me.....smile
(12 years ago)
farmand
Haha, it's alright Uschi. I will tell her hi from all of you smile
(12 years ago)
petiteprincess
We have missed her around here. Hope you have a great time.
(12 years ago)
KinkyKC
BESTY!!!!! can you send her my way first? you have got to fuck her before no fair!!
(12 years ago)
Kampot2
Hey. You are from Copenhagen. I'm going out in the city tonight. Any Recommendations?
(12 years ago)
farmand
Fri, 2-Mar-12 3:38 PM (12 years ago)
tip
I have to admit, I'm not wearing any trousers...
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