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Sat, 11-Jul-15 2:24 PM (8 years ago)
Spending my birthday in bed fuck it. I ait doing a damn thing today
Fri, 10-Jul-15 10:52 PM (8 years ago)
another bored and lonely friday in hill country
Thu, 9-Jul-15 7:27 PM (8 years ago)
4 minutes til beer thirty. Hurry up you stupid clock!
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Wed, 8-Jul-15 10:18 PM (8 years ago)
Sitting back enjoying a beer and watching some netflix. Anyone wanna join me?
GottaBeMe likes this
i havent slept in two days and had beer for breakfast and for lunch..now im feeling just fine
(8 years ago)
Wed, 8-Jul-15 5:38 PM (8 years ago)
plus they wouldnt have to look far im in the parking lot on my phone lol
Wed, 8-Jul-15 3:26 AM (8 years ago)
Gotta love an orgasm when your prostate is stimulated. Shot so hard i might have broken a distance record!
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Wed, 8-Jul-15 2:57 AM (8 years ago)
fuck it breaking out the toys and having fun alone.....hey guys can have toys too damn it!
Wed, 8-Jul-15 12:30 AM (8 years ago)
Looks like im sleeping alone again tonight. Oh well such is life.
I like sleeping alone... no one hogs the bed, I can regulate my temp...... I can snore without getting a pillow over my face
(8 years ago)
Tue, 7-Jul-15 8:02 PM (8 years ago)
Back in texas. Any couples out there looking for a third?
Tue, 7-Jul-15 7:20 PM (8 years ago)
Back in texas. Any couples out there looking for a third for friendship maybe fun?
Tue, 7-Jul-15 3:31 AM (8 years ago)
in bed bored lonely and playing Indians in my tent
'fraid your inside jokes are lost on me, but I'm sure they're very witty
(8 years ago)
as it happens, I have tried squirting. My success rate is 0 & I even remain suspicious of the claims/videos.
(8 years ago)