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Fri, 3-Jul-15 10:33 AM (8 years ago)
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What? eek not horny too?
(8 years ago)
Or bored
(8 years ago)
ello you and welcome to NN xxx I am your rep and NN entertainments officer,meet us all in the bar tomorrow at 10 a.m after brekkie and I will show you the er, ropes wink
(8 years ago)
Get out there and enjoy the holiday weekend! If you have one, that is.....
(8 years ago)
Nice lyns........is "ropes" code for boobs? lol
(8 years ago)
er nope ropes is.... ropes, no strings of course wink
(8 years ago)
but chains...always chains smile
(8 years ago)
oh,of course.....for the most discerning of clients though,which, I trust you are?
(8 years ago)
There is no better welcome committee than lyn and her "ropes". smile
(8 years ago)
client? no...not exactly
(8 years ago)
mmmm so you want a more casual kinda relationship then?...on a different level?
(8 years ago)
I remember Lonely from the Brit TV series "Callan", played by Russell Hunter. He was my favourite character. smile
(8 years ago)
second childhood, clitty? grin
(8 years ago)
more casual? no...not exactly smile
(8 years ago)
You remember Callan too plest?
(8 years ago)
wow.....sincre then?
(8 years ago)
ooops *sincere
(8 years ago)
no, clitty, but wiki confirmed a suspicion rolleyes
(8 years ago)
sincere? no...not exactly
(8 years ago)
I remember the swinging light bulb...
(8 years ago)
LOL
(8 years ago)
It starred Edward Woodward. If there was no "D" in the alphabet, his name would be Ewar Woowar! Fascinating, huh?
(8 years ago)
word on the street, furry, is that you sometimes swing like a light bulb smile
(8 years ago)
And if Ds were Ks, he'd be Ekwark Wookwark...which I now kinda wish I'd chosen as my username. grin
(8 years ago)
You can use it next time. wink
(8 years ago)
my reputation goes before me but nice to se you er took the bait but I did kinda set you up there.
(8 years ago)
set me up? no...not exactly rolleyes
(8 years ago)
oooohh you are going to be a challenge....
(8 years ago)
It's a funny ole game, innit?
(8 years ago)
a challenge? yes...that's it exactly!
(8 years ago)
I keep dialing and dialing and...nothing. How the hell do you get room service? blink
(8 years ago)
shout?
(8 years ago)
Just shouted my head off, and still nothing. Shoot maybe?
(8 years ago)
from the hip or ejaculate?
(8 years ago)
I know some claim to do it, but ejaculate is outa the question. From the hip, maybe: but whom or what? You'd think they'd make it easier to get a sandwich...or even juicy bug!
(8 years ago)
*...a juicy bug!
(8 years ago)
with a few clams as wellwink
(8 years ago)
Bearded clams
(8 years ago)
ah.....you must be of the female earth gender then if ejaculation is out of the question but... have you tried the lesser but just as spectacular "squirting" as an option?
(8 years ago)
'fraid your inside jokes are lost on me, but I'm sure they're very witty angel
(8 years ago)
eh................you've a lot to learn..
(8 years ago)
as it happens, I have tried squirting. My success rate is 0 & I even remain suspicious of the claims/videos.
(8 years ago)