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rubnserved's Recent Statuses
Fri, 10-Mar-17 9:46 AM (7 years ago)
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Two hour wait in hospital for a lobotomyscared
coldfish1 likes this
I hope you mean vasectomy! smile
(7 years ago)
G'day coldygrin
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
Hello gorgeous smile
(7 years ago)
You need glasses coldygrin
(7 years ago)
flitterbee and coldfish1 like this
If you say so tongue grin
(7 years ago)
Mon, 13-Feb-17 11:40 AM (7 years ago)
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Browsing status..toot,dubbs raven,woders,gonzo..where is bacon bits and TC?.....Multiple ID's hey boss.devil smile
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(7 years ago)
i se a puss wink
(7 years ago)
Sun, 12-Feb-17 9:35 AM (7 years ago)
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There is a heaven and hell! We've been bad fuckers in a past life and sent to this eternal damnation of a shit pit called earth...Or are we all gods mistakes? devil
God is subtle, but he is not malicious.
(7 years ago)
Real bad guys are sent to Pluto,
(7 years ago)
There's the macro, and the micro. We're in the middle. Made of micro, observing the macro. Bags of water & electified meat. There's lotsa ways to release the endorphins. Some right close by...
(7 years ago)
big big big mistake... an oopsie we are
(7 years ago)
Wed, 8-Feb-17 9:48 AM (7 years ago)
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I must be totally bored....I logged onto this sitesad
Was ewe netranger as well stretch? smile
(7 years ago)
The first few years of Forum have been deleted from this site.I have them on my hardrive.It is interesting reading.devil
(7 years ago)
Run out of good books to read?
(7 years ago)
Actually no forum post has ever been deleted from this site - just that some are moderated off but they are still here.
(7 years ago)
Goo goo ga joob!
(7 years ago)
Tue, 17-Jan-17 9:59 AM (7 years ago)
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Money for nuffink and chicks for freeyahoo
*along
(7 years ago)
Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it........
(7 years ago)
yeh didnt you know maraff, you missed out on all them chicks
(7 years ago)
Yes, took the money instead,probably a wise move,with hindsight.
(7 years ago)
hehhe, how my lovely friend xx
(7 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jan-17 11:12 AM (7 years ago)
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This site is in it's death throwsohmy
...... just the more verbose tongue
(7 years ago)
imnotreallyhere2 likes this
Don't worry it's certainly not you Roxy
(7 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Speaking for myself, Roxanne, you're one of the main reasons I drop by every day. I wouldn't get bored if you were the only woman here. u r waaaay hot! (I think you know that, I'm just confirming it.)
(7 years ago)
imnotreallyhere2 likes this
It always slows down this time of year with holidays and vacations, it will pick back up
(7 years ago)
Thanks for the kind words, Fletch and urwayhot. It's more than the ebb and flow of the site though - it's a general feeling of "meh" I've gotten on social media for a while now.
(7 years ago)
Fletcherdogg and Rene_Pogel like this
Fri, 13-Jan-17 10:18 AM (7 years ago)
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Nuclear war is imminent scared
That would be unpresidented!
(7 years ago)
Borednfrisky likes this
You deplorable clitty smile
(7 years ago)
Urine trouble now!!!
(7 years ago)
Dribbly mouth ohmy
(7 years ago)
Wed, 11-Jan-17 10:34 AM (7 years ago)
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Anyone here that has a cure for an itchy arsehole?
Tell him to go see a doctor, he might have mange
(7 years ago)
DubbleStrubble likes this
Judged noticed your profile pic. Wonder if I'm the only American who knows this chap? Are you being served? A favorite from yrs past
(7 years ago)
sdredd922 likes this
Just noticed
(7 years ago)
germoline
(7 years ago)
Fletcherdogg likes this
Road cone, tree branch, walrus penis dildo.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 3-Jan-17 10:46 AM (7 years ago)
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Allah Akbah!
God Bless you!
(7 years ago)
OMG?
(7 years ago)
Hi. You just landed in Dubai ? scared
(7 years ago)
rubnserved likes this
Mon, 2-Jan-17 11:16 AM (7 years ago)
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My arse is itchy...anyone seen wods?
my poo dot is twitching ohmy
(7 years ago)
or..... b) itchy bum, money to come,nearer the hole, bigger the sum.
(7 years ago)
is that a golf term?
(7 years ago)
in a word...no....."get in the hole!!!".....now that's a golfing term..
(7 years ago)
spose thats like pushing shit up hill thensmile
(7 years ago)
Thu, 29-Dec-16 10:17 AM (7 years ago)
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Idiots,fukwits,dipsticks and morons,please do not comment on this status!
hackelberry77 likes this
norr even to say 'ello?
(7 years ago)
rubnserved likes this
guess not
(7 years ago)
So awesome nifty sexy people do respond
(7 years ago)
Sun, 25-Dec-16 9:52 AM (7 years ago)
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Where's me fuckn bike ya cunt!
happyhumper69 and Alan4uLadies like this
Mon, 12-Dec-16 12:10 PM (7 years ago)
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Is there any fuckwits out there?
This is an episode of Yes Minister! smile
(7 years ago)
may wee
(7 years ago)
go right ahead smile
(7 years ago)
mercy
(7 years ago)
There's a few nitwits
(7 years ago)
Mon, 28-Nov-16 10:52 AM (7 years ago)
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Hey wingnut...We finallly won one! grin
WIDE scared
(7 years ago)
geeesuz,dropped me coffee wiv fright
(7 years ago)
rubnserved likes this
Echo chamber grin
(7 years ago)
but ok,open a bit wider and say aaaah...
(7 years ago)
Yodle aye oooooooooooooooo.>>>>>>>>>>>
(7 years ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-16 10:04 AM (7 years ago)
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The Marsh dinisty is over...Thank you Allah grin
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Did you forget your meds too?? tongue grin
(7 years ago)
rubnserved likes this
You're welcome. Oh damn, there's my secret identity blown.
(7 years ago)
imnot ...get out and dont come back ewe lunnie grin
(7 years ago)
Fri, 25-Nov-16 10:32 AM (7 years ago)
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G'day ewe fuckwits grin
yes/no
(7 years ago)
Thats pollywafflesad
(7 years ago)
doesn't he play for Fiji?
(7 years ago)
You sound like you've got one foot on a bannana skin and the the other one in the grave grin
(7 years ago)
Normal day for me: p
(7 years ago)
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Sun, 20-Nov-16 10:31 AM (7 years ago)
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Nuffin has changed...Fukn boring as hell grin
You have even drafted in an English born Aussie, barrel and scraping springs to mind: D
(7 years ago)
Stop it TC...I'm boning up over your coments grin
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Root x2? Are you sure at your age? : p
(7 years ago)
Gotta go....Have to service a nuvva neighbour grin
(7 years ago)
Holden playing up?
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 14-Nov-16 11:08 AM (7 years ago)
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Is there any fuckwits lurking? grin
coldfish1 likes this
Yep only me wink
(7 years ago)
I'm always in the shit. Fuck the haters! smile
(7 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
I didn't say dipsticks ravon!
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
sad
(7 years ago)
Halfwits. Lol. I haven't heard that one for a while.
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and coldfish1 like this
Sun, 13-Nov-16 9:01 AM (7 years ago)
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When I'm bored,I log into NN to see what the nuff nuffs are up to! grin
coldfish1 likes this
say nuffin
(7 years ago)
nuff nuffs fell of the perch??
(7 years ago)
Lets face it...It's fukt!
(7 years ago)
said it before and I'll say it again, all the feisty ones have been emptied out,one way or another, and you're left with this.
(7 years ago)
Weirdo
(7 years ago)
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Fri, 4-Nov-16 9:16 AM (7 years ago)
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Aleem Dar needs a BBC rammed up his clackerdevil
I'm on the phone to my mate 5nil,will get back to ewes soongrin
(7 years ago)
say hello to the old ram for us grin
(7 years ago)
rubnserved likes this
it all sounds a bit woolly to me
(7 years ago)
ewe seem comfortable with that lyn;d
(7 years ago)
it knitted well, needled ya did it?
(7 years ago)
Wed, 2-Nov-16 9:18 AM (7 years ago)
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Hey TC, have you bowled over a maiden lately?
rhinostool likes this
You haven't turned have you?scared
(7 years ago)
No, just lost to Bangladesh is all :/
(7 years ago)
Well then you have no hope against usgrin
(7 years ago)
Don't be ridiculous!
(7 years ago)
On a different note...Brexit denotes to us as more 10 quid poms and your best test players grin
(7 years ago)
Sat, 15-Oct-16 10:36 AM (7 years ago)
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I'm giving my greyhound a free run...too many rabbits are bobbing upgrin
coldfish1 and rhinostool like this
I thought you were talking code
(7 years ago)
Hello love smile down with the rabbits..lol
(7 years ago)
are your nuts still attached agent?grin
(7 years ago)
coldie...I'll go down on anyonegrin
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
Im sure you told me that before smile LOL
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 11-Oct-16 10:32 AM (7 years ago)
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Dead as a door nail!scared
so dodo's survived ? eek
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
The hairy magnet rules grin
(7 years ago)
Thu, 22-Sep-16 11:31 AM (7 years ago)
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Kiss your arse goodbye NN...It was good for a long time thumbup1
Stay on..Yes I know the popups are bad as well.
(7 years ago)
gdbye
(7 years ago)
Wed, 21-Sep-16 9:17 AM (7 years ago)
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The next fuck you get enjoy it...It could be your last scared
You are so right there take a life by the. Ball's
(7 years ago)
are you free lynwink
(7 years ago)
well I normally charge a tenner but in your case..
(7 years ago)
You must love megrin
(7 years ago)
more than words can say..
(7 years ago)
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