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thistlepicker's Recent Statuses
Thu, 30-May-19 9:25 AM (4 years ago)
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good morning all you beautiful people. i hope you're all feeling happy and horny
Tue, 5-Mar-19 7:51 AM (5 years ago)
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Pancake day. I love liqueur 43 on mine. What's your choice?
rhinostool likes this
sorry I was in checkin Miss "A"s gallery and whippin up some .......er.ah. pancakes thats it pancakes ......
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee and thistlepicker like this
Theres only one way to eat pancakes today ...... lemon and sugar.
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat and MissAshlee like this
Which also turns Yorkshire pud into dessert.
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat and MissAshlee like this
The best way is with your hands! tongue
(5 years ago)
NK everything is better when you eat it messy
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee and NaughtyKat like this
Fri, 22-Feb-19 7:39 AM (5 years ago)
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What a beautiful morning and the bonus!!! It's a Friday ??????
rhinostool likes this
yer not sure its a friday ???? lol
(5 years ago)
Mon, 14-Jan-19 1:04 AM (5 years ago)
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If you would like to be a friend? Just ask.im very friendly
im_hard likes this
Thu, 3-Jan-19 9:40 AM (5 years ago)
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new year, new me. i'm off for my first run of the year, got to get rid of this big belly. makes my cock look bigger when i do
cum4me1 likes this
Tue, 1-Jan-19 12:28 PM (5 years ago)
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Happy New Year. May you all meet someone with the same desires and dreams.
maraff, Sneaky43 and Tceej like this
Sat, 29-Dec-18 6:04 PM (5 years ago)
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only 3 more days of overindulgence left sad ive thoroughly enjoyed the wine and song, just wish a women had been in the mix, lol
Richmot likes this
Thu, 6-Dec-18 12:58 AM (5 years ago)
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Just a quick thank you to all the beautiful women who post their pics on here, I appreciate everyone of them, so beautiful and erotic
Sat, 1-Dec-18 2:48 AM (5 years ago)
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Can't sleep, time for a bit of self release
Thu, 29-Nov-18 12:17 AM (5 years ago)
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do people use more than one site to share? or is this your only one?
Shucks ju, thankstongue
(5 years ago)
juicy likes this
people that like to show off will use several, people that want community, usually find a home here
(5 years ago)
Exactly,^^^^ hey miss artistic homegirl
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
A home here or here is an an.nexure to home. wink
(5 years ago)
An.nexe is on banned list! laugh
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Wed, 28-Nov-18 4:39 AM (5 years ago)
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Just woke up from a really, really horny dream and can't get back to sleep to finish it ??
Tue, 9-Oct-18 8:12 AM (5 years ago)
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i'm wanting to post more pics but i'd honestly like to know what people want to see in a pic? be nice smile
No idea myself, but maybe check out the guys who are on the front page for inspiration, they must be doing something right
(5 years ago)
*disclaimer* if they are just showing their bumholes and/or cocks then it was other dudes voting them up. Look for the more stylish pics to see what the ladies were voting
(5 years ago)
thistlepicker likes this
Wed, 3-Oct-18 8:10 PM (5 years ago)
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day 3 of "sober in october" and its been the longest month of my life
rhinostool likes this
Well done you, keep it up. smile
(5 years ago)
thistlepicker likes this
Sun, 16-Sep-18 11:25 PM (5 years ago)
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I don't think there has ever been a better flavour than "pussy" juice, love it
Nutson_Yochin likes this
i could think of 347 straight off the top of my head but each to their own grin
(5 years ago)
im_hard and flitterbee like this
I don't think, even if they had it, I would be asking for pussy ice cream at Baskin Robbins
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Mon, 10-Sep-18 2:20 AM (5 years ago)
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Sometimes I feel really pissed off, what's the point of having a "nice" cock if nobody wants to play with me ??
rhinostool likes this
ah it was private right, like a PM like
(5 years ago)
Raven2005 likes this
shaun
(5 years ago)
Wodja likes this
now i literally am going to talk to 20 sheeps, thay make more cents than fakin crows do sad
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
The Austlian version of the chase is on TV now..More than one version..
(5 years ago)
LOL
(5 years ago)
Tue, 28-Aug-18 10:24 PM (5 years ago)
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old age sucks, lost my mobile, i'd put it in the fridge
happyhumper69 and Ley-dd like this
You can't be that old if you have a mobile
(5 years ago)
Agent_K and thistlepicker like this
Have you been getting cold callers?
(5 years ago)
Best place for it before you get to be mindless like the folks addicted to them
(5 years ago)
thistlepicker likes this
+5 for clittylicker!
(5 years ago)
Sat, 25-Aug-18 4:59 AM (5 years ago)
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6am and I'm going to bed, alone and sober. Worst case scenario
To be fair, it’s worse at 6am, so drunk that the room is spinning and you have an important meeting at 9. Been there, done that!! Haha
(5 years ago)
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Sat, 18-Aug-18 10:51 PM (5 years ago)
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saturday night and i'm alone and bored stiff
Also, *hands picker a copy of war and peace* tongue
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl and NaughtyKat like this
Dont cover yourself in spray starch then.
(5 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Rigamortis on the other hand is serious stuff
(5 years ago)
metalwork and NaughtyKat like this
i learnt to speed read read war and peace, its about russia
(5 years ago)
Not according to Ice Cube , shit
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl and NaughtyKat like this
Fri, 17-Aug-18 7:47 AM (5 years ago)
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even though i'm no longer working i still look forward to the weekend smile is that weird?
^ meanies. It's perfectly fine thistle. smile
(5 years ago)
flitterbee and thistlepicker like this
Don’t listen to GBM, she just admitted Wednesday’s are her Friday’s
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Only this week....and again in a couple of weeks. Geeez
(5 years ago)
Still, an unreliable witness you remain! wink
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Pffffft (b proving his meanness) tongue
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Wed, 15-Aug-18 10:32 PM (5 years ago)
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i'm wondering if women are jealous that men can stand up to pee?
steelrat60 likes this
Sun, 12-Aug-18 9:03 AM (5 years ago)
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whats the best cure for a hangover? sad
just drink loads of water
(5 years ago)
because drinking to much causes dehydration
(5 years ago)
shaqila, thistlepicker and lip2lip like this
Answer = lucozade original..? smile
(5 years ago)
thistlepicker likes this
it can help
(5 years ago)
Raven2005 and thistlepicker like this
thank you all for the good advice, i went with cold water and a nap, feel up for it now smile
(5 years ago)
shaqila and Ley-dd like this
Sun, 8-Jul-18 12:01 AM (5 years ago)
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am i the only man that prefers sex to football?
LincolnSK and inforfunc like this
you're among friends
(5 years ago)
inforfunc and Rene_Pogel like this
Lol hell NO smile
(5 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Well Futbol cums every four years so yeah, do the math
(5 years ago)