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needyou30's Recent Statuses
Tue, 9-Jul-19 10:32 AM (4 years ago)
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I thought it was impossible to injure yourself while masturbating. But I think I pulled it off.
You pulled your dick off? eek
(4 years ago)
Emu, have you been lending out your joke book ?
(4 years ago)
napolean pulled his bonapart.
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
You pulled it… masterbating…. I get it…. 😂. Ur funny.
(187 days ago)
Mon, 10-Sep-18 10:23 AM (5 years ago)
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I've had a belly full of livin' on the same old merrry go round...
Most of us are on the same merry go round but think of all the folk that have fallen off it
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
and what about the ones that get back on fucking zombies are terrifying
(5 years ago)
Sun, 24-Jun-18 12:10 PM (5 years ago)
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GO THE FUCKEN BLUES..
Wed, 6-Jun-18 1:16 PM (5 years ago)
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Go the NSW BLUES. A great fast footy game.
Thu, 29-Mar-18 3:38 PM (6 years ago)
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Feeling sad for Steve Smith. So much potential, rated as highly as Bradman and made a poor choice of judgement.
astounding figures as a batsman, which begs the question, why cheat? Silly sod
(6 years ago)
Cos the cheating involved screwing over the other batsmen
(6 years ago)
By the way, absolutely no sympathy from me. Pigs ass this was the first time, they have been profiting from early reverse swing for years...
(6 years ago)
TopCat57 and NaughtyKat like this
Doping, spitballs, inflategate... what has sport come to?
(6 years ago)
Hockey is still clean.
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Fri, 26-May-17 4:28 PM (6 years ago)
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Tell me what you know about the Joker?
Jagged_Edges likes this
Some call him Maurice, 'cause he speaks of the pompitous of love. wink
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
he's a picker,grinner,lover and a sinner grin
(6 years ago)
jester_smiles likes this
Tue, 23-May-17 12:40 PM (6 years ago)
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My thoughts are with Manchester tonight.
Now that's just harsh Raven.. we don't know anything yet
(6 years ago)
Not yet
(6 years ago)
sad
(6 years ago)
It was a suicide bomber. I'm willing to bet it wasn't a neo-nazis group, IRA or alt-right organization.
(6 years ago)
Ya, I'll place my bet on radical Islamist.
(6 years ago)
cinarc88 likes this
Fri, 28-Apr-17 1:49 PM (7 years ago)
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Why so seriousss....?
Sat, 31-Dec-16 4:37 PM (7 years ago)
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Happy New Year from Sydney Australia .
Agent_K likes this
Cheers from me1vin UK
(7 years ago)
sdredd922 likes this
Same to you from The States
(7 years ago)
Fri, 9-Dec-16 3:02 PM (7 years ago)
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I suffer depression and encourage all males to man up. Don't suffer alone.
metalwork likes this
Seasonal depression is a real thing. It sounds odd, but knowing the planet is actually CLOSER to the sun during winter helps me for some reason.
(7 years ago)
sdredd922 and metalwork like this
well said need. forgive me if I'm speaking out of turn but all depression is a real thing ohio smile
(7 years ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
Oh I entirely agree, Metal. I didn't mean to gloss over that. Depression is the worst.
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
sometimes it's not the depression that's the worst but the knowing you're heading down that way.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 15-Nov-16 9:35 AM (7 years ago)
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MOVEMBER
Fri, 11-Nov-16 3:10 PM (7 years ago)
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Pissed off there is nothing on this site about male mental health. Its MOVEMBER ffs
Fri, 11-Nov-16 2:20 PM (7 years ago)
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Its simple...kill the Batman
fappyfapperman likes this
Mon, 26-Sep-16 11:35 AM (7 years ago)
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Posted some new tribute pics. Who would like a tribute?
Well you can do some for me if you want?
(7 years ago)
needyou30 likes this
Tue, 23-Aug-16 10:16 AM (7 years ago)
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Now its time for....perv and a play
rhinostool likes this
Mon, 22-Aug-16 3:35 PM (7 years ago)
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Feeling good to know 2 Aussie males survived depression.
naughtyteasel likes this
LOL...No..run out of life.
(7 years ago)
No way shy, There is a pub on every corner here.
(7 years ago)
and every pub has a shoulder to cry on.
(7 years ago)
I only cry someone bumps me and I spill my beer.
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
*when*
(7 years ago)
Wed, 10-Aug-16 1:30 PM (7 years ago)
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The USA won the first gold medal for shooting. Should we surprised?
naughtyteasel and d33lusionz like this
Hahaha an actual funny Status lol
(7 years ago)
^^^ Something that D33 has never said about one of my statuses....he makes me cry a lot.
(7 years ago)
d33lusionz likes this
Masterstoy........that has to be one of the best answers I have ever read in status.
(7 years ago)
I know of a place in New Mexico that'll let me test atomic bombs...it's right outside Alamogordo. Remember the Alamo-gorda.
(7 years ago)
StudMuf_SqrtGirl likes this
Spain just beat the USA in beach volley ball.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 2-Aug-16 3:46 PM (7 years ago)
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Why so serious?
I haven't been serious since Carter was president.
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
Wait, you're Australian so that probably means nothing to you. I'll go with, I haven't been serious since Australia was a penal colony.
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
Tue, 2-Aug-16 3:38 PM (7 years ago)
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Its 140am and Im still alive in my mind.
Fri, 22-Jul-16 1:55 PM (7 years ago)
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Bain. "Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
*Bane. "Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?"
(7 years ago)
So he whistles on the way down?
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Sat, 9-Jul-16 4:18 PM (7 years ago)
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Long live Bon Scott. The voice of ACDC.
happyhumper69 and d33lusionz like this
Sat, 9-Jul-16 4:02 PM (7 years ago)
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Bon Scott birthday today. He would have been 70yo. I saw ACDC play live in Aussie Pubs with Bon Scott for $5.
Let there be roooooock
(7 years ago)
1 Raven is enough, no rooks allowed!
(7 years ago)
It's a long way to the top....
(7 years ago)
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
(7 years ago)
Sat, 25-Jun-16 9:12 AM (7 years ago)
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i might have to jerk this thing myself
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 5-Jun-16 12:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Feeling very aroused.
Feeling very hot but that is because its 30 degrees here. q
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Hello need smile smile xxoo...............smile smile...........hug and koc
(7 years ago)
Sat, 4-Jun-16 3:00 PM (7 years ago)
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What the fuck is going on?
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