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Achocalypse's Recent Statuses
Sat, 29-Jun-13 2:10 PM (10 years ago)
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After 175 days, I've finally uploaded new pics and a vid. I've exhausted my upload limit doing it and there is more to come (tomorrow). Rate, comment, PM, friend request, do what you will. Thanks ohmy)
Loving the new pics
(10 years ago)
Will do smile
(10 years ago)
Tue, 25-Jun-13 8:39 PM (10 years ago)
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I leave it far too long between visits to this great site ohmy)
lennynatural likes this
Get on here more often then smile
(10 years ago)
I'm addicted...can't leave the place alone!
(10 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jan-13 10:52 PM (11 years ago)
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I got genuinely miffed at something on NN today. Then I realised, because of this, that NN is fast becoming a normal part of my life. Is that a bad thing?
dewberry likes this
Dont know that it is a bad thing....just have to keep things in perspective
(11 years ago)
Sat, 5-Jan-13 2:09 PM (11 years ago)
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A load of new pics and a new profile pic. Yay me! ohmy)
Very sexy. xo
(11 years ago)
Fri, 14-Dec-12 9:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Jim Beam and Coke in glass, NN on my laptop and The Expendables on the TV. Tell me that's not winning!
I'm half was through, It's not setting the world alight but I've seen much worse.
(11 years ago)
lol told you tongue x
(11 years ago)
It's not rubbish though
(11 years ago)
Where's my drink? sad.
(11 years ago)
coffee, NN and ironing, can't match you i'm afraid, Acho
(11 years ago)
Sat, 8-Dec-12 3:30 PM (11 years ago)
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It's been a couple of weeks since I've had a good look on here. There are hundreds of friends photos I haven't seen yet. Gonna have a good time going through them tonight ;o)
Tue, 16-Oct-12 11:17 AM (11 years ago)
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No "Afternoon Delight" today. Just me and my hand today. Hmm, maybe my cam too ;o)
Sun, 30-Sep-12 12:10 AM (11 years ago)
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To all you people "having relations" tonight, I hate you all! Lol. I kid, I kid. I'm just extremely horny, jealous and in need of skin-to-skin interaction. (Sorry-for-myself status)
sexybitch76shuby likes this
smug married me...grin
(11 years ago)
mmmm ld lick you if my tongue were long enough *lix*
(11 years ago)
I wish you could *sigh*
(11 years ago)
Tue, 4-Sep-12 1:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Just put some new pics and a vid up. Well, it has been over 3 weeks! ohmy)
Thu, 9-Aug-12 7:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Fuck it! Time to pay the piper. Bright green shield = I'm back, baby!! ohmy)
did u ever go
(11 years ago)
or do u mean as prem
(11 years ago)
I was in a bit of a self-imposed exile for a couple of weeks, logging on occasionally but, yeah, I've finally renewed my prem ohmy)
(11 years ago)
And thank you, Jane ohmy) xxx
(11 years ago)
Welcome back.
(11 years ago)
Mon, 6-Aug-12 11:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Come back to NN, after disappearing for a week, to renew my premium but my discount code has run out. Grrr!
Boosad .Glad you are back though.
(11 years ago)
Mon, 6-Aug-12 11:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Can I not update my status now my premium has run out?
Oh, I can.
(11 years ago)
You Do Not Have To Be Premium To Update Your Status........
(11 years ago)
Thought not. Tried to update it previously and since and it isn't working.
(11 years ago)
Fri, 27-Jul-12 11:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Riddle me this, NN peeps. If I renew my premium with the special code for three months now, will I be able to use the same code again, come October?
Seems to me there's always a special code of some sort.
(11 years ago)
Only if you copy and paste it somewhere you dont forget it
(11 years ago)
Just a guess....but I don't think so.
(11 years ago)
when I upgraded with nudles (just for short periods) they seemed to always have some special running to renew.
(11 years ago)
Thanks, all. I'll have the code saved. I just wondered whether it'd work (or if I'd get another email) three months down the line. Can't afford any longer than that at the moment ohmy(
(11 years ago)
Fri, 27-Jul-12 1:27 AM (11 years ago)
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My Christmas has been cancelled ohmy( and my premium has run out. I won't be able to upgrade it until I confirm I've been paid correctly ohmy( Sad times.
sad.
(11 years ago)
Thu, 26-Jul-12 11:05 PM (11 years ago)
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I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve because, hopefully, I get to unwrap and play with a very nice present ;o)
Thu, 26-Jul-12 12:10 AM (11 years ago)
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I might have to go on the game to renew my premium before it runs out on Friday. Any takers?
softcell and sexyeyesblondie1 like this
Mee wink.
(11 years ago)
What does that mean?
(11 years ago)
Ahem. Erm.. Sell "my companionship" to others. Lol
(11 years ago)
Sat, 14-Jul-12 9:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Just realised I've missed the Haye-Chisora fight. FUCK!!!
Mon, 9-Jul-12 4:17 PM (11 years ago)
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I have "go to bed" eyes. People see my eyes and say "go to bed"! ohmy/
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Sun, 8-Jul-12 10:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Can someone give me a list of the filth that goes off in 50SoG, please? I can't be arsed to read it and I want to know what the fuss is about.
I will get my friends to tell me then tell you lol.Its not my cupcof tea.
(11 years ago)
Sun, 8-Jul-12 8:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Get up early to watch last night's UFC. Yet here I am, UFC on in the background and I'm on NN with my hand in my shorts ;o)
sexyeyesblondie1 likes this
that would be my hubby too lol
(11 years ago)
Focus? On what? The two guys beating on each other or this one guy (me) ready to beat himself? ;o)
(11 years ago)
the ones on tv that you got up to watch lol
(11 years ago)
Lol. I will do eventually. As the hubby of the2ovus will agree with, there's one don't-miss fight to be watching. When that's on, it's getting undivided attention.
(11 years ago)
why not two hands lol.Wgy
(11 years ago)
Sat, 7-Jul-12 1:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Also, 99 pics and vids. I think number 100 needs to be for my NN BFF. Although it'll probably be a month before she see this status. Lol ohmy)
sexyeyesblondie1 likes this
Only a week actually (I'm assuming you mean me lol). You should come visit one day, then number 100 can be awesome!!!!
(11 years ago)
Course it's you. Who else could I possibly be talking about. I've passed 100 now though but I may take you up on your invite ;o) xxx
(11 years ago)
Sat, 7-Jul-12 1:01 AM (11 years ago)
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Three weeks left on Premium. I'll renew but don't know what option to choose. Recurring, 3 month, 6 month, 1 year + Nudles. Choices, choices.
Do the year....works out to the best deal...
(11 years ago)
The year is tempting. Not that much more than the original three months I paid for.
(11 years ago)
do the three years like I did
(11 years ago)
That would be pushing it, financially
(11 years ago)
PM sent wink
(11 years ago)
Fri, 6-Jul-12 5:25 PM (11 years ago)
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I've got nothing on the cards tonight. Might fire the cam up for the first time in a while ;o)
boo wont be able to see it sad.
(11 years ago)
Tue, 26-Jun-12 9:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Thinking of throwing out a blog post in the not too distant future. Don't know what subject matter I should go for first though.
Anything within the limits set by NN....other than that, have fun.
(11 years ago)
Huh, What? Sorry...got distracted...damn, I love your abs!
(11 years ago)
I just write whatever is in my head lol
(11 years ago)
Tue, 26-Jun-12 7:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Embarrassing Bodies is like a fucked up version of NN. Plenty of genitals on show, for all to see, but they're not in the best of states though.
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But I bet there is someone out there who finds it a turn on...
(11 years ago)
Lol! That's a surefire bet!
(11 years ago)
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