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szephyr29's Recent Statuses
Thu, 29-Aug-13 3:15 AM (10 years ago)
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sometimes its easier to ask for forgiveness than to beg for permission
always!
(10 years ago)
Fuckin-A I smile and bat my eyelashes and I can get away with murder from you men.
(10 years ago)
sometimes its better not to ask at all
(10 years ago)
and if I'm really in trouble and did something bad, I can just press my boobs together and say "I'm so sorry," really slowly in a low cut top.
(10 years ago)
Denial is a good policy smile
(10 years ago)
Mon, 26-Aug-13 6:25 AM (10 years ago)
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still searching for a partner in crime somewhere close......it'll be worth your while wink
when we're doing time together?
(10 years ago)
free rent and meals Lynskey.... no bills. Miss A_C
(10 years ago)
yee haaaa..on me way.
(10 years ago)
hi Miss A_C smile its quite a drive lynskey......lookin for someone lil closer wink
(10 years ago)
Tue, 20-Aug-13 7:03 AM (10 years ago)
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Can someone explain to me why it is......it seems to take a while to get a girl to have a shag.....then after the first time thats all they wanna do? seems a lil counterproductive to me.
Peer pressure finally has been overcome?
(10 years ago)
dont you start peeing in here
(10 years ago)
lol
(10 years ago)
guess we weren't meant to understand them....
(10 years ago)
Id take that as a compliment to your skills. Girls get lots of offers <mostly uninteresting> so maybe it takes a while to get to the top of her list...
(10 years ago)
Mon, 19-Aug-13 4:36 AM (10 years ago)
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Any ladies around QC area up for a sleepover tonight? tongue
Mon, 19-Aug-13 2:02 AM (10 years ago)
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Went bowling Friday night....still sore Sunday night ? must b gettin old
thats what happens when you throw you balls around
(10 years ago)
lol even slipped on the foreskin once
(10 years ago)
Tue, 13-Aug-13 2:58 AM (10 years ago)
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any ladies on anywhere close to around the quad cities IA/IL?
Sun, 4-Aug-13 5:20 AM (10 years ago)
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Ugghh; cleaning the house....any ladies got their French Maid outfit handy?
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Mon, 29-Jul-13 6:29 AM (10 years ago)
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Off like a prom dress..... g'nite all n ty 4 a good evening wink
Sun, 28-Jul-13 11:29 PM (10 years ago)
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just got blueballed...any ladies close willing to pick up where she left off? I'll return the favor wink
urbancouple1 likes this
trying to get rid fo the hurt Mr A_C lol.....
(10 years ago)
believe the saying is "A friend in need....is a friend indeed."
(10 years ago)
Haha good luck .. wink.. Mr A_C
(10 years ago)
I'd hate to waste it if there was someone wet, willing, and able within a half hour of me..... Going Once...
(10 years ago)
Thanks A_C......Going Twice....
(10 years ago)
Sat, 27-Jul-13 11:23 PM (10 years ago)
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Tis amazing to watch a females sex drive change from say 18 to 35 smile
FIREPANT88 likes this
Sat, 27-Jul-13 5:13 AM (10 years ago)
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Mmmmm.... love drunk girls =O)
Wed, 17-Jul-13 7:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Any ladies here from within hour or so of Quad Cities IA/IL? Lohmyokin to chat, doesn't have to be sexual smile
Wed, 3-Jul-13 10:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Leaving to go to Red,White, and Boom. Happy 4th every1 smile
freekforpussy likes this
Fri, 19-Apr-13 5:09 AM (11 years ago)
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60 with rain to 30 with snow in a matter of hours....Mother Nature must be drunk.....
Shykazguy likes this
*coughs...global warming, cough cough*
(11 years ago)
How many hours? I mean, January and May are hours about it's just a LOT of hours. =D
(11 years ago)
hmmm if that gets girls drunk we might be on to something fire =oP
(11 years ago)
......in less than 36 hours good ole midwest U.S. weather
(11 years ago)
Wed, 27-Feb-13 2:47 AM (11 years ago)
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any1 in/around Central Eastern IA or NW IL up for possible meet up?
Thu, 1-Nov-12 3:21 AM (11 years ago)
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Happy Halloween!
Tue, 25-Sep-12 7:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Love Fall but not ready for below freezing....brrr
LilMissJD likes this
Wed, 5-Sep-12 10:55 PM (11 years ago)
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off to watch Midwest League playoffs. Have fun everyone.
Thu, 30-Aug-12 3:19 AM (11 years ago)
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Headin to Sweet St. Louis......
Tue, 21-Aug-12 2:48 AM (11 years ago)
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Any cute female life on anywhere around Quad City area?
cause theres never any comments that come back.... that made my jaw drop. How's things in frodnetteb?
(11 years ago)
Lol....excellent here.....fairly new here, where is Dewitt
(11 years ago)
bout half hour N of you....and I'm about 20 mins from Dewitt
(11 years ago)
Ahhh...nice pics btw
(11 years ago)
Grr.... its not posting half of what I put. very nice pics u have also. we've talked on here before.
(11 years ago)
Thu, 2-Aug-12 12:01 AM (11 years ago)
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See ya. Off to celebrate Hump Day =)
bOObzman likes this
Mon, 30-Jul-12 3:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Looking for a female in the Quad City/Clinton/BFE area. PM me if you're up some fun.
Sat, 30-Jun-12 9:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Off to see Papa Roach in the District smile
spicy_purr likes this
oh i so hate you right now sad
(11 years ago)
Mon, 25-Jun-12 3:00 AM (11 years ago)
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Off for a topless ride.....well the car anyway wink
its only got a 253 and its right hook not left
(11 years ago)
and she is bright red
(11 years ago)
its an iroc z 28 3rd generation ill post a pic if i can find one
(11 years ago)
Cool
(11 years ago)
loved the irocs...except the interiors
(11 years ago)
Fri, 15-Jun-12 10:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Any girls up for jetski ride?
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