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Fri, 16-Feb-18 7:35 PM (6 years ago)
Pop-up pussy smack kiosk: just like the automated passport thing at the airport, just walk up and put your feet where you see the stickers
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 16-Feb-18 6:25 PM (6 years ago)
Instead of cumming constantly, i’m now saving it up for a sexy woman in the UK who loves nice big loads
Darts12 likes this
Fri, 16-Feb-18 6:08 PM (6 years ago)
Why do I have to cum so many times before my cock starts to calm down
Sat, 25-Jun-16 8:39 PM (7 years ago)
We have uber. Amazon, all these super easy ways to do things and yet, you desperately need a wank but too sleepy to do it...where's the app for that?!
rhinostool likes this
Sat, 25-Jun-16 4:42 PM (7 years ago)
Is there a way to calculate how far away the thunder is based on how many things in your house rattled or moved
Sat, 25-Jun-16 3:51 PM (7 years ago)
Remain or Leave? I don't mind which one you voted but it makes a big difference to the kind of wank I have over your pictures 
DubbleStrubble likes this
if i say it holy fukn hell i can stik me head oot the door and i will hear the whine from america
Fri, 20-May-16 5:41 PM (7 years ago)
Looking at my team's productivity, I'd say at least 40 percent of them also have butt plugs in
Thu, 24-Mar-16 5:35 PM (8 years ago)
I think I just imagined a conversation about anal and...oh...never mind...
Mon, 21-Mar-16 5:21 PM (8 years ago)
Flying to Prague for a couple of days but forgot the swimmies
Sun, 20-Mar-16 2:41 PM (8 years ago)
If someone tells you he's a gunman in PM, is he probably between the ages of 9 and 12?
stealth69 likes this
Fri, 18-Mar-16 7:51 PM (8 years ago)
How common is it for a couple to work on ball sucking techniques to a point where just the right balance is found?
Ok open up lets get my dick punching that hole in ur head then.
(8 years ago)
Ooh! Esophogeal and anal prolapse! One human wind sock coming right up!
(8 years ago)
demonoid13 likes this
Fri, 18-Mar-16 1:06 PM (8 years ago)
I think I just saw someone give birth to a vibrating love egg
Fri, 18-Mar-16 12:45 PM (8 years ago)
Should I be feeling slightly high after skipping breakfast and cleaning things with isopropyl alcohol spray?
Thu, 17-Mar-16 8:26 PM (8 years ago)
Disclaimer: under no circumstances should you ponder or think about this post
redvs4u likes this
Thu, 17-Mar-16 7:25 PM (8 years ago)
Green Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends
Thu, 17-Mar-16 7:15 PM (8 years ago)
Origins of the phrase "fuck this for a game of soldiers" anyone?
Wed, 16-Mar-16 6:57 PM (8 years ago)
You pop out for 4 or 5 years, come back and it only takes 2 days or so for someone to mention KirkJ and u do all that therapy