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Fri, 28-Jul-23 7:23 PM (297 days ago)
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Got any grapes?
lust_object_lost likes this
Not since Anusol
(297 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
I know this one! A duck walks into a bar..
(297 days ago)
MrsTrellis and Mr_Vein like this
No, it's a lemonade stand.
(297 days ago)
ksaint and Mr_Vein like this
Why would a lemonade stand walk into a bar? Plus, lemonade stands can’t talk.
(297 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
And it doesn't bring all the boys to the yard
(297 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
Some lemonade stands may just talk and go to bars. Maybe not where you live, ksaint, but clearly I'm on a magical fucking place!
(297 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Sounds like sour grapes to me....
(297 days ago)
Bum bum bum...
(297 days ago)
Novihawk2 likes this
They're more like avocados
(297 days ago)
The cream shrunk them
(297 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
Kind of, but they’ve been squished and fermented and bottled up.
(297 days ago)