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Kirk can crush a 55 gallon drum with his sphincter.
(7 years ago)
I wanna wear kirk like a hat
(7 years ago)
i do belive that bon jovi is the perfect mix of man/woman.....would tottaly fuck....it
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Exxon Valdez was a government cover-up for Kirk
(7 years ago)
you'd end up wearing your hat around your ankles quietmi 
(7 years ago)
It's funny, I don't have a celebrity crush...there are a few women (and Whiskey) on NN that, um, amaze me though....
(7 years ago)
oh my-- 
well mark..buy me dinner and we can play the ventriliquist game..aka...the hand puppet! 
well mark..buy me dinner and we can play the ventriliquist game..aka...the hand puppet!
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
And Melon Balls....I would fuck his eyes and brains right out.
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
josh homme is the most bad ass ginger that ever walked the earth!
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
I rediscovered the last QOTSA album today...
(7 years ago)
saw them live two years ago.. made my girlfriend bend over so i sat on her shoulders with the lighter turned on and flashing my sweaty man boobs! best show ever!!
(7 years ago)
Finding an album you forgot you had.... It's like tripping over a four leaf clover
(7 years ago)
aye! i rediscovered Afghan Whigs' Black Love album couple of days ago.. ..still rockin hard in my car
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
Yep...found my Bon Jovi 7800 Degrees Fahrenheit cassette the other day....can't stop wanking to it.
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Wow!! Nice find. Haven't heard that name in years. Was it buried under your Meat Puppets box set?
(7 years ago)
I refuse to recognize them, Mark. Sambora was the heart & soul of that band...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Smith looks like the creepy version of edward scissorhands...withouth the scissors
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
Man Crush = Prof Brian Cox and BB8 .... Woman Crush = Kelly Clarkson and Olga Kurylenko
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
My brain can't stop imagining "hat around ankles". Thanks for that, justcuz (you will be the reason I drink tonight, in other words).
(7 years ago)
As said above...celebrities don't interest me as much as some here. Because I know the personalities (a bit at least) behind the hotness.
(7 years ago)
if i was a chick..i would totally be a groupie
(7 years ago)
You & me both, Whiskey. I'd follow Neil Diamond all over the world
(7 years ago)
happy im not a female..i would be such a fucking slut
(7 years ago)
I'd be the female version of kirkj with DP 
(7 years ago)
Ahem, whiskey...men can be sluts too. ; -)
(7 years ago)
it was a romantic bukkake party mark! we did those...a dime a dozen
(7 years ago)
The PC term is now slut, whiskey. ; -) Man-whore works too, as Mark pointed out. : P
(7 years ago)
besides.. no such thing as PC where im from
^^^ He had an apple in his mouth, they put him on a table and made him squeal like a pig. Ahhh....the extensive foreplay that Nickelback goes through.
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
sounds like that film with Burt Reynolds in 
(7 years ago)
Deliverance Lyn....ever since that movie..i get a raging boner whever i hear banjo music! my cousins at the farm love it when i come visit
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
aww lyn! say that with a cockney accent and im yours!
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
true..Mark once cougt my fart in a jar..and relased it when we were in an elevator...and he smiled the whole time
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
I didn't even know if was a folk songs until I just looked it up....it's from at least the 1600s.
(7 years ago)
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