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Hisdoll
Mon, 25-Jul-11 4:08 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Trying to figure out Google+, I feel like I'm cheating on Facebook...
Mrhoney likes this
Hisdoll
It's neat, and has some features that FB doesn't. Also the pictures posted are much bigger and easier to see. But, I'm still on the fence about the whole thing.
(12 years ago)
badlove
first time i've heard of google+ .... better go google it.
(12 years ago)
Wrigley
Keep in mind, It also has more security/privacy flaws than facebook
(12 years ago)
runrabbitrun
hey! ad me
(12 years ago)
dickandcunt
anything new will have security flaws.. I'm loving how small it is right now. Sure that will be over with before we can blink.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Mon, 25-Jul-11 3:34 AM (12 years ago)
tip
"Lets eat Grandma!" Commas, they save lives!
Bhm80, sexysouls, JD. and dickandcunt like this
Hisdoll
Mon, 25-Jul-11 1:51 AM (12 years ago)
tip
How are all my darlings doing today?
youngman2222
well im always goofy but get goofier when tired n cant sleep
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I totally understand the feeling, I have spurts of insomnia and I get WEIRD!
(12 years ago)
youngman2222
haha. yeah atleast its only a spurt not full on insomnia
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
It sometimes lasts for a week or more. Usually only a couple nights. I hate it though. I hate sleeping all day once I finally fall asleep.
(12 years ago)
youngman2222
im hoping for like an hour until i can sleep seeing as i work at 7 am
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Sun, 24-Jul-11 6:48 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Welp I'm off for the night, you all have fun my darlings!
Bhm80
sleep wll, sweetie xx
(12 years ago)
BillC80
have a good night, maybe I will see u in my dreams!
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Sun, 24-Jul-11 6:29 AM (12 years ago)
tip
My gummy life saver is gone... :`(
lezcutiewithbooty likes this
lezcutiewithbooty
awhhhh ;[
(12 years ago)
Bhm80
damn sad
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I know! It's really depressing. I only had one, and it was the cherry flavored. I should have ate it slower.
(12 years ago)
Bhm80
Oh man....I love those things. I'm sorry though. If I had some I'd share.(it'd be a hell of a trip tho lol)
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
It's the thought that counts.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Sun, 24-Jul-11 6:08 AM (12 years ago)
tip
So slow tonight, I'm gonna go back to my comics soon. tongue
Bhm80
lol...i didn't mean to be so vague.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
lol I was just teasing you. I'm an internet addict.
(12 years ago)
Bhm80
haha...me too ever since I moved out to the boonies and it takes me forever to get anywhere I just stay at home and surf youtube, blog, and get on here.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I've been having fun on here since I joined. I read a lot of comics and spend way too much time on reddit.
(12 years ago)
Bhm80
I use to read Ctr+Alt+Det all the time, it kind of got boring after awhile. I keep telling myself I need to catch up on questionable content, but I keep forgetting when I get on here. I'm so bad lol
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Sun, 24-Jul-11 5:53 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Hey there all my sweeties!
Hisdoll
I'm doing fabulous! Thanks Music! I just added a bunch today.
(12 years ago)
dave31heidi22
hey....dave 31 n heidi 22.....u ok?x
(12 years ago)
musicsmy1stlove
love your awesome breasts babe..xx
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thanks music! Hiya justhornyme, I just saw you say hi!
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Hi Dave and Heidi!
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Sun, 24-Jul-11 12:57 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Got a few new pics up, finally got some new ones taken. Lots of fun, hope you enjoy.
NEMO11
love the shower scene,
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thanks! I have a few of those, I'll post more eventually.
(12 years ago)
NEMO11
cant wait to see those .
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Ahhh, the sweet irony of Nemo wanting more water pictures. smile
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thu, 21-Jul-11 7:54 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Alright my lovlies I'm off to sleep land. I shall see you later!
Wet247_returns
hahaha ...and again
(12 years ago)
marko1oo
bfn
(12 years ago)
Nortynort
Night doll, sleep well xx
(12 years ago)
6TryMe9
Good night lovely wink
(12 years ago)
Research Candidate
night x
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thu, 21-Jul-11 7:33 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Bhm's profile pictures offends me. Pepsi sucks.
Nortynort
Ahh its a Peter Kay thing - shitty cheap cola bought up north - 5Ltrs for like 50P
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
It's so cute and confusing when you speak English. I speak American, myself.
(12 years ago)
HauntedMemorie
Big Red!!!
(12 years ago)
Nortynort
Je peux parler francais, si vous preferez
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
No, I wouldn't. I only follow French for a few lines then my brain tries to tie itself in a knot. My hubby yells at the kids in French when he's irritated. lol
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thu, 21-Jul-11 7:24 AM (12 years ago)
tip
I demand you all stop being fun right now. I need sleep, but you're all distracting.
Smiley1981
finger paint?! im in..... i can make a killer turkey if i use my whole hand
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Finger paints! I'm in!
(12 years ago)
Nortynort
Oi! Get to bed *bestest stern mom voice*
(12 years ago)
Wet247_returns
finger paints the nn walls
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Norty I firmly believe that if I could hear you, I'd be scared and run to bed.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thu, 21-Jul-11 7:18 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Purr_Tato has the best freakin blogs!
Tara30
Purr is the best, full stop. x
(12 years ago)
Bhm80
If you looked up "Awesome" in the dictionary, you'd find a definition of the word that describes Purr. Yep... smile
(12 years ago)
sexysouls
if i was a woman...i would be purr
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I am a woman, and I can't be that cool. sad
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thu, 21-Jul-11 6:45 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Some guys are just romantic beyond words in PMs.
purr_tato and justhornyme66 like this
Hisdoll
You are very close to me actually.
(12 years ago)
birdmunone
Close doesn't get me any closer to my goal. grin
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I don't know where you are in Indy, but the border is really close to me. However, my husband would probably frown on an affair. tongue
(12 years ago)
birdmunone
Don't blame him. You are a looker.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Well thanks. I think he'd be more upset cause I'm a hillbilly. lol
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thu, 21-Jul-11 6:19 AM (12 years ago)
tip
I'm off to perv blogs, I'm a sucker for blogs.
likeitloose likes this
Hisdoll
Thu, 21-Jul-11 6:10 AM (12 years ago)
tip
Doing new pics on Friday with the hubby. Trying to come up with new ideas. Suggestion? Don't worry Norty, there will be a cape!
Hisdoll
The ones I did are up though.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
lol I didn't take it that way. You're right I should do them. I tried, and it was a fail. I have some more planned though.
(12 years ago)
Nortynort
Im gunna do verification pics i think today - bout time i proved im not a fake smile
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
lol I'll try to do some new ones on Friday. Maybe this time I'll avoid writing on myself in marker. I'm still washing that shit off.
(12 years ago)
Nortynort
hahahahahaha
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Wed, 20-Jul-11 10:18 PM (12 years ago)
tip
I'm gonna play too, Hotgirl started it. lol What size are my boobs?
2ballsnu
DD or E wink
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thanks for the confidence. I'm pretty sure my spine would break at an E. I have a DD, and thats more than I care to have somedays.
(12 years ago)
Anwyll
did you actually remove your size from your profile when you posted this? lol
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
lol nope, I left everything alone. I posted this just because it was a running theme at the time and it was funny.
(12 years ago)
2ballsnu
i was just a guess thay are nice i like them wink
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Wed, 20-Jul-11 7:33 PM (12 years ago)
tip
I posted a new pic, and I'm torn on whether its neat, or boring. Any opinions?
Bhm80
I would say, Beyond Neat. lol Good stuff xx smile
(12 years ago)
HauntedMemorie
u do what u wanna see....we do
(12 years ago)
srebbew
very neat love the studed wrist cuff as well....;0} x x x
(12 years ago)
mike4u269
i like it!
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Thanks bunches! I'll try to share more like that then. You guys rock.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Wed, 20-Jul-11 7:26 PM (12 years ago)
tip
Ever click on someones picture just to figure out WTF it is?
HauntedMemorie likes this
phoenixatx
every day
(12 years ago)
mike4u269
yep!
(12 years ago)
6TryMe9
When i click on your pic, i see a sexy woman
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Cool, than it's not just me being a bone head.
(12 years ago)
HauntedMemorie
its like wal-mart after midnight
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Wed, 20-Jul-11 6:38 PM (12 years ago)
tip
Can't stay long, but I can't stay away from you guys!
HauntedMemorie
hey
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I'm good thank you all. Hello Bhm and Max. I'm just wasting a few minutes that I have.
(12 years ago)
magnum6913
hey doll hru?
(12 years ago)
000max
stay hun x
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I'm good Magnum. I'll stay for a while. Not too long, you are all addicting.
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Tue, 19-Jul-11 8:28 PM (12 years ago)
tip
Welp, I'm gonna go troll the internet for a while. You all have a sexy time while I'm gone.
butterlover
don't gooooooo ;D
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
I'll be back in a bit. But, there are people out there that are wrong on the internet, and I need to be there to point it out!
(12 years ago)
Mr_Mrs_Madd
Bye hisdoll!
(12 years ago)
srebbew
go do your thing gorgeous but don't forget us... ;0} x x x
(12 years ago)
000max
dont go hun x
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Tue, 19-Jul-11 8:07 PM (12 years ago)
tip
My husband is way too picky about porn.
jauntyjane2
Yeah one eye on the porn and trying to concentrate on what your doing,Good multi taskers us women
(12 years ago)
vamp68
oh and we turn the sound off and put music on instead! x
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Yep, way fun without the sound on. Then you can almost make it up, or create your own sounds!
(12 years ago)
vamp68
definately doll
(12 years ago)
dickandcunt
OMG someone else who enjoys porn without sound.. fabulous!!
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Tue, 19-Jul-11 7:18 PM (12 years ago)
tip
Keeps reading status comments and updates, and had internet Memes dancing in her head.
Donleavy
Ah, so you're not an accountant then?
(12 years ago)
MrBigStuff4U
Evil troll with great tits...lol
(12 years ago)
Bhm80
ugh....I'm a horrible internet troll. If it were an olympic sport, I'm sure I'd get a medal. lol
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Trolling is fun. No Don, I'm not an accountant. Or am I?
(12 years ago)
thekid53
dont know if trolling or just playing
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Tue, 19-Jul-11 7:01 PM (12 years ago)
tip
Is it just me, or everytime I hear someone ask for a tribute I get that damn song by Tenacious D stuck in my head?!
marshal_tucker2
haha. top tune
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Tue, 19-Jul-11 6:48 PM (12 years ago)
tip
Yawns... Just to be clear, eye boogers are still not sexy, right?
MilfnMate likes this
marshal_tucker2
whats eye boogers
(12 years ago)
mike4u269
especially if your boobs are almost hanging out..give us something to focus on!
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Eye boogers are the crusties you get in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.
(12 years ago)
marshal_tucker2
ahhh. sleep dust. ohmy)
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Yes, sand the Sandman puts in your eyes to bring you dreams. Thats the stuff!
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
Tue, 19-Jul-11 9:44 AM (12 years ago)
tip
It appears we've reached the, "I'm so fucking horny" hour. I should probably sleep... damn you NNs you make sleep harder to do.
qfwfq.qfwfq likes this
oralmaster84
thats cause everyone on here is horny most of the time smile
(12 years ago)
Hisdoll
And how would you do that?
(12 years ago)
thirdlegedman
yeah sorry next time!!
(12 years ago)
angelindisguise
Not everyone ...
(12 years ago)
top_cock
i have my ways doll,
(12 years ago)
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