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	dishabiliophobia

Mon, 10-Feb-14 7:09 AM (10 years ago)

tip

Overcrowding at the local cemetary has reached crisis point. Concerned officials described the crisis as a grave situation.

TrillandChris likes this

	licksipsuckit

the bastards are just dying to get there *lix*

(10 years ago)

	dbreturns

its the final nail in the coffin

(10 years ago)

	paully274

ha lol

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Mon, 10-Feb-14 6:55 AM (10 years ago)

tip

I was thinking of hitting on the girl at my local cornershop. But I couldn't find the right angle...

	dishabiliophobia

Think about it...

(10 years ago)

	Jersey_Girl

45 would work.

(10 years ago)

	lennynatural

Corners are difficult.

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Mon, 10-Feb-14 6:21 AM (10 years ago)

tip

Ahh the damnation which is getting incredibly comfortable only to need a piss five minutes later

	steelrat60

I hate washing my hands to prepare food, only to realise I have to pee (running water) and then I have to wash my hands again

(10 years ago)

	hwnh

Come join me on my couch when you come back then. Problem solved

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I feel like additional, much needed, relief could be next on the agenda...

(10 years ago)

	hwnh

Well I'm quite the team player. Anything I can do to assist will be my pleasure

(10 years ago)

	paully274

hey hwnh

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Tue, 4-Feb-14 3:25 AM (10 years ago)

tip

Why is there no "men in underwear" category? I never know what one to choose.

Prettyeyes005 and missystyle like this

	dishabiliophobia

Fuck it. I'm going for topless in jeans.

(10 years ago)

	Jersey_Girl

Seems like a glaring omission, dish. Looking forward to seeing your pic(s): )

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

There are many, jersey

(10 years ago)

	UnsensoredDreams

happens

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Fri, 24-Jan-14 2:32 AM (10 years ago)

tip

The sun came out today. Which was surprising, as I would never have guessed it was gay.

ladyB22, ottopilot and Mrs_DD like this

	dishabiliophobia

Here all this week. Actually I've been here since 2006. FML.

(10 years ago)

	MieleGattina-OLD

There's a two drink minimum and don't forget to tip your waitresses!

(10 years ago)

	thekid53

wow i thought my jokes were lame

(10 years ago)

	Bendalong

oh it's flaming!

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Sun, 19-Jan-14 5:25 AM (10 years ago)

tip

My kingdom for a decent night of sleep

	dishabiliophobia

Wed, 1-Jan-14 9:18 PM (10 years ago)

tip

Let's have a little Sherlock then. Who else is watching?

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	dishabiliophobia

Damnit Fifi. There's no way I can focus on Sherlock now that I have your gallery in front of me.

(10 years ago)

	ottopilot

I'll let you know in 3 weeks when Americans get to see it. I still want to see the last IT Crowd.

(10 years ago)

	tight_wet_lips

Dish, your new pics are awesome.

(10 years ago)

	MissFifi

*blushes*

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Why thank you miss lips!

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Fri, 27-Dec-13 11:47 PM (10 years ago)

tip

I have to admire pornstars. They're always hard at work.

rhinostool likes this

	dishabiliophobia

That one was bad. Even for me.

(10 years ago)

	LOVEXXXPORN

The first sentence was 1,000 % correct

(10 years ago)

	steelrat60

I certainly dont suffer from that, dish.... and yes, I had to look it up

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Sun, 15-Dec-13 6:45 AM (10 years ago)

tip

Fellow insomniacs: Only 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Safire13, ali_dee, MissFifi, CarlieJ and megstar like this

	UnsensoredDreams

did we go through a time warp?

(10 years ago)

	Safire13

LoL

(10 years ago)

	UnsensoredDreams

ok Saf got it...I must just need more sleep

(10 years ago)

	HPBitch

your hot ! love your pics

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Wed, 28-Aug-13 1:21 AM (10 years ago)

tip

Got subjected to the weirdest chat-up routine this past weekend. Some girl came up to me and asked for my customer number.

Elle40 likes this

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	dirtycopper

lmao. mrs says women hit on me all the time and I don't even realize it. I think she's just trying to stoke my ego.

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I've been oblivious before, but I challenge anyone to realize they're being hit on by a girl dropping that shit!

(10 years ago)

	dodoo

dc i bet you would rather her stroke it lol

(10 years ago)

	dirtycopper

lmao. true bro.

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Lol... I'd definitely prefer something else get stroked than my ego too.

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Sun, 12-May-13 10:53 PM (10 years ago)

tip

Feeling cheeky

	lynskey

is he the eighth dwarf?

(10 years ago)

	handsolo123

lol

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

That would be a welcome edition to any dwarf troupe

(10 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Wed, 1-May-13 10:31 PM (11 years ago)

tip

they should rename this newbienudesforveterantrolls

MrCoverYou and JediMasterBater like this

	FitToy4Lv

Would you like to apply for lead troll

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

If only I had the tenacity, energy and credentials

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Tue, 30-Apr-13 12:44 AM (11 years ago)

tip

My finger hurts, from scrolling too hard with the mouse...

	dishabiliophobia

Thu, 17-Jan-13 5:02 PM (11 years ago)

tip

Alright. It's been a while. What's been happening?

	redvs4u

Men have been cumming.......that pretty much sums it all up

(11 years ago)

	pawg_bunny

What red said lol

(11 years ago)

	voyeur3578

suppose no women have cum red?

(11 years ago)

	myylife

we should get 2 work HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Well then, so long as nothing's changed...

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Mon, 3-Dec-12 7:49 AM (11 years ago)

tip

I may have conquered a new threshold. The first NN musical performance.

spicy_purr and Waerfeles like this

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	dishabiliophobia

And on that note (*groan*) I'm off to bed. Night all!

(11 years ago)

	Nortynort

hahahahaha! ok(ey)

(11 years ago)

	NerdyBird

Aww, Bigm get on and plays guitar all the time

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I knew there had to be others. Perhaps we ought to form a band...

(11 years ago)

	NerdyBird

Omg...I would watch that band.

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Sun, 2-Dec-12 8:02 PM (11 years ago)

tip

I just uploaded a vid... but it's entirely of the unexpected variety

	dishabiliophobia

Thanks for the appreciation folks

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Thu, 29-Nov-12 11:51 PM (11 years ago)

tip

I just had a 20 year-old inform me that I'm "not bad for a 31 year-old". I don't know whether to blush or weep inconsolably...

hotstuff4 likes this

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	tuxedojunction

Onib, true that

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(11 years ago)

	unicornsam

well i think youre gorgeous

(11 years ago)

	sexybitch76shuby

<< wishes I had a body.. lol.

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I would never say such a think about a woman's body @LP, especially if, as in your case, it were entirely not true!

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I think guys say these things sometimes to get a reaction. It's a trick. Beautiful women hear compliments all the time. An obscure comment like that will stand out and be more noticed.

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Thu, 29-Nov-12 5:38 AM (11 years ago)

tip

I tore my underwear doing the latest batch. Apparently they're not designed for this kind of work...

Sweet_heet likes this

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	dishabiliophobia

MissOwl, you only need to ask nicely

(11 years ago)

	rockhard6isback

maybe you should consult with the deluth trading company for their next big thing......

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

All I know is I'm out $25 and I hope it was worth it...

(11 years ago)

	MissFifi

Do we have photographic evidence of this delightful mishap?

(11 years ago)

	lynskey

told ya!! Only superman can wear his undies outside his tights an' get away with it

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Tue, 27-Nov-12 11:33 PM (11 years ago)

tip

Shower pictures are extremely hard work

	redvs4u

hahaha....yes they are....

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Tue, 27-Nov-12 9:51 PM (11 years ago)

tip

Who knew showers could be so nmuch fun?

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	lisa loves sperm

get in the tub...and start the water...and wash your wiener till it gets an erection....then think of stuff...like me in the shower too...and bend me over and put your wiener inside....and ejaculate..

(11 years ago)

	Tardis

my normal shower habit

(11 years ago)

	lisa loves sperm

good boy tardis....bring a cup and fill it daily...and when its full...let me drink of it...lisa

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

You know, I always find getting business done in the shower to be difficult. Either soap irritation or problems due to slipping on the floor...

(11 years ago)

	LacedPrison

I can't do business in the shower either. I'd try a hot tub though.

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Sun, 18-Nov-12 9:39 AM (11 years ago)

tip

Usual peak in to survey the carnage... Yep.

	dishabiliophobia

Fri, 16-Nov-12 4:12 AM (11 years ago)

tip

My most popular post is me entirely clothed, in a suit, fully buttoned-up to the top. Does this say something about me, the site, or the way women think?

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	rockhard6isback

So is my pics, and I think that says the most about ME, but you I would say it says about what women like

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Women! Hours in the gym and they say stuff like "oooh, he's got nice hands"... sigh...

(11 years ago)

	MissFifi

Honey, but so much of the pleasure is in the unwrapping. And certainly with you, that's where things get REALLY good!

(11 years ago)

	Lu_lu

I think it says a bit about how we as women think. We like a bit of a show.

(11 years ago)

	Old-MyaGirl

Surprisingly, I posted 4 pics the other day and the one with the most views was me fully clothed in a dress! Lol

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Thu, 15-Nov-12 4:51 AM (11 years ago)

tip

Anyone still browse through the pictures feed? What's your favourite category?

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	Dreamingof_U

oh wow.. hmm, I'm in lust... geezzzz.. got another man to perv when I'm here... do love your sense of humour, Dishab.

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Lol... trust me dreaming, if you'd ever tried being me you'd know how essential a sense of humour is

(11 years ago)

	Dreamingof_U

smiles... it's part of life, sweets.. if I didn't I'd take my life too seriously... oy, so not worth it... *hugs* umm, yeah, I'm a soft huggy touchy feelly sort. then again, I also kick ass as needed

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I think that's a good way to be. Life is there for the laughing.

(11 years ago)

	Dreamingof_U

nods... definitely agree... besides.. it brings out the happy lines on faces... Love 'em.

and. laughing hard enough does wonders for the abs

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Wed, 14-Nov-12 9:05 PM (11 years ago)

tip

FFS... actually did go to put the kettle on, only to discover I am out of milk. The humanity!

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	Atrebates

i am always keep a carton of UHT in storage for such things....

(11 years ago)

	lottaCharlotte

I really have an urge for some bourbons now.....

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I manage to find Hobnobs (no mean feat in the US). I intend to indulge.

(11 years ago)

	lottaCharlotte

Blimey. You poor deprived person. I was getting branston pickle and brown sauce shipped out to me when i lived stateside for a bit.....

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

I found some Branston and tolerable chedder too. It was a happy day...

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

Wed, 14-Nov-12 3:06 AM (11 years ago)

tip

Something crazy just happened while I was lazing on the couch...

	NerdyBird

You had an intense urge to come rub my back?

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

That's not crazy, that's just right

(11 years ago)

	Aussie_Couple

lol you actually got up, and moved to the couch? Miss A_C

(11 years ago)

	dishabiliophobia

It was kind've a "two steps forward, one step back" kinda thing

(11 years ago)

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