)JediMasterBater's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 11-Jul-20 6:30 PM (3 years ago)
Just clicked on "Nude Gamer" to see what it was all about and to be honest she does not look like she is playing any games...
Fri, 20-Sep-19 2:47 AM (4 years ago)
I'm going to Vegas next month, anybody have any recommendations? 
Mon, 12-Aug-19 3:38 AM (4 years ago)
Let's get tipsy, snuggle, and tell each other things we've never said out loud before
Fri, 24-May-19 4:19 PM (4 years ago)
When you are car shopping, what do you look for? What are your must haves, deal breakers, and preferred perks?
My car is like me. Old, tired and struggles to start in the morning.
(4 years ago)
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My car is like my cock in that i haven't got either
(4 years ago)
It has to be big enough to fit a wheelchair in the back (preferrably wagon or mpv), Automatic Gearbox, and not be white.
(4 years ago)
Sat, 11-May-19 5:37 AM (4 years ago)
Well, an app is telling me it's time to wind down for bed so I guess I'm gonna take my vitamins, wash my face, brush my teeth, and go read before I sleep! NNight everyone xox
Sat, 11-May-19 5:07 AM (4 years ago)
What are your favourite de-stress activities/techniques? Yeah, I'm sure there will be some pervy af ones on here ... hahaha
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Sat, 11-May-19 4:08 AM (4 years ago)
Pants off, bra off, jewellery off ahhhhh much better! Evening NNers, how does your Friday evening?
I am too blah to be pervy... But as soon as my heart is in it get ready to be perved muahahaha
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 7-May-19 4:32 PM (4 years ago)
After a horrible weekend at work, I'm treating myself to coffee and bailey's this morning. Who else needs a little "oomph" in their coffee? 
Fri, 3-May-19 12:05 AM (4 years ago)
Cat on my lap decided to headbutt my glass as I was taking a drink... now I'm wearing half my drink. Cat owner problems 
Tue, 30-Apr-19 5:52 PM (4 years ago)
How do you all clean: in silence, with music, podcast/audiobook, something else?
Wed, 24-Apr-19 1:47 AM (4 years ago)
Have 7 pages to write, but I don't wanna so, here I am for a few minutes. What's going on in perveland?
happyhumper69 likes this
Hi Shadow! This place has to great a hold on me... ahahaha
(4 years ago)
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Hmm, maybe a drink would get my creativity flowing...
(4 years ago)
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Sun, 21-Apr-19 4:35 PM (5 years ago)
This has been fun, but responsibility beckons! Thanks for the coffee and the laughs
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Fri, 19-Apr-19 4:19 AM (5 years ago)
Oof, I'm a frisky lady... time to take myself to bed to deal with that and work on my homework tomorrow. Night night sexies!
Mon, 15-Apr-19 12:58 AM (5 years ago)
Everyone settled in with their snacks and jammies to watch GOT then?
lennynatural likes this
look for both the Fionivar and The Game trilogies chevy. I think you would like them.
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 14-Apr-19 5:23 AM (5 years ago)
Taking my booty to bed. Hope to see some of you sexy people in my dreams 
Who has nachos????? Oh, you said noches
Sun, 14-Apr-19 4:26 AM (5 years ago)
Mini oreo eggs (they're chocolate, not real eggs in case that needs to be clarified )
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Same ol' same ol'... can't complain, all my woes I bring unto myself ahahah
(5 years ago)
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Sat, 13-Apr-19 4:15 AM (5 years ago)
Non-sexy (but still fun!) question time. What was your first job?
Artistic likes this
Tue, 9-Apr-19 8:11 PM (5 years ago)
Why do I always find myself here when I'm working on a paper? (literally me on NN for the last like what... 7 years? )
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Sun, 7-Apr-19 12:59 AM (5 years ago)
Unf. Leigh Bardugo is my absolute dream woman and who I want to be when I grow up.
Artistic likes this
Just looked her up. She has shadow in one of her book titles. I guess great minds think alike
(5 years ago)
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I love her books! She is a brilliant writer. And she is so fucking beautiful. And kind. And smart as fuck. I could gush forever about her 
(5 years ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-19 1:04 AM (5 years ago)
I love it when I get the opportunity to use 'titular' in a paper... I know, I know my maturity is showing
Grotesque is my all time favourite word because I like hard consonants and I have an affinity for things that are considered grotesque
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I have back, both calfs, thigh and next one is a viking themed chest to sleave(in the planning stage)
(5 years ago)
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JMB, 1940 Willys is my dream car, christmas tree is the drag racing christmas tree. My vision of it would be like a shot from the front, like a portrait of the front end, next to the christmas tree
(5 years ago)
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Regardless of what you get, just make sure it has meaning to you! Obviously my 2nd one means a lot because my brother did it, my last one is for said brother. None will ever get touched up.
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 12-Mar-19 2:45 AM (5 years ago)
Is NN a dating site now too? I signed in to 5 weeks of "wink summaries"! Also, hello perves!
Get it arti I have 0 matches 
(5 years ago)
Sat, 20-May-17 1:41 AM (6 years ago)
My solution to having a not so stellar day is to drink beer, eat KD, and play Skyrim
Mon, 24-Apr-17 4:37 AM (6 years ago)
Is Chuck-81 around?? Paging Chuck-81, Chuck-81 to Jedi's status.
Night Jedi
(6 years ago)
Wed, 19-Apr-17 4:10 AM (7 years ago)
Today has been productive; I wrote a final exam, did my taxes, picked up groceries and now I'm relaxing with one kitty on my feet and the other making dough outta my arm. It's a good day
great to see you Jedi . sounds like a fab day x
(7 years ago)
