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nah, the wife was up at 6:00 all chatty and stuff. not lovely at all!
(5 years ago)
Quiet, tis why I got a divorce...do not speak to me till after my 3rd coffee! : P
(5 years ago)
i don't know how she does it. this morning i had to remove a spider for her and then she just wouldn't shut up 
(5 years ago)
Shudda popped it in her mouth, Quiet....: D
(5 years ago)
Sat, 22-Apr-17 8:09 PM (7 years ago)
Gonna drain my balls soon, it's been awhile, any ladies interested in seeing a huge load
*hands you 16g cannula and some tubing,* drain away.
(7 years ago)
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Sun, 8-May-16 8:06 PM (7 years ago)
I'm celebrating Nat Masurbating Month today, maybe tomorrow, and the next day etc.
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Sat, 10-May-14 12:55 PM (9 years ago)
Finally, made myself cum again. That's the 1st. time in my life, I had jacked off with my right hand. Now back to sleep.
Sat, 10-May-14 12:31 PM (9 years ago)
Ok had a wet dream, cum everywhere, my girls out of town over 3 weeks, still hard, and can't make myself cum again. Any suggestions?
