)dannystaples's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 5-Jun-19 11:47 AM (4 years ago)
I learnt the phrase 'fanny gallop' from someone on here today. So its a productive day
Thu, 18-Apr-19 10:31 AM (5 years ago)
Morning all. Who's learnt something about the opposite sex that you didn't know before [link removed] ?
Sat, 27-Oct-18 2:06 PM (5 years ago)
Is it possible to grow out of wanking? Perhaps I just need some new ideas, any suggestions?
Just get a girlfriend 
.... I don't think guys ever outgrow that lol .... some just get clever and get girlfriends or wife's to do it for them Hi Danny
.... I don't think guys ever outgrow that lol .... some just get clever and get girlfriends or wife's to do it for them Hi Danny
(5 years ago)
I have, trouble is you can't just keep them on a leash in case you're in the mood - well most anyway 
(5 years ago)
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Fri, 8-Jun-18 1:38 PM (5 years ago)
I tried Bikram yoga this week and I've been horny for days, is that normal?
GottaBeMe likes this
I'm surprised you don't find my best biscuit chat a turn on, but a giggle is good ??
(6 years ago)
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Wed, 18-Oct-17 2:28 PM (6 years ago)
Here for the first time in 5 years, love what you've done with the place!
BoobzAlicious likes this
Fri, 3-Oct-14 8:08 AM (9 years ago)
I haven't been here for so long.. Is there still some pervy love to be felt?!
Thu, 21-Nov-13 3:05 AM (10 years ago)
Sure I'll sleep with someone first time after a date tonight, what's your magic advice so I can impress her in bed?
Mon, 2-Sep-13 1:03 PM (10 years ago)
Hi, you beautiful bunch of pervs! How can I make Monday more fun?
Fri, 3-Aug-12 12:39 PM (11 years ago)
Help, just found out it's national shag a stranger day, and I've only got a few hours left to find one. Anyone strange?
RedWind likes this
Fri, 3-Aug-12 8:59 AM (11 years ago)
Love the taste of my wife just before she gets her period. Think I must have an iron deficiency!
softcell likes this
Thu, 2-Aug-12 3:45 PM (11 years ago)
Always wondered how much the taste of cum varies between men
Thu, 2-Aug-12 2:59 PM (11 years ago)
Ladies, do any of you genuinely enjoy a finger in your ass while you're being licked? Or do you just let us do it because we seem to like it so much?
Thu, 2-Aug-12 2:28 PM (11 years ago)
I say balls get neglected and deserve to take centre stage occasionally. I love mine touch. Girls, do you like them or find them weird to touch?
