Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, February 23, 2025, 6:38:01 PM- Gassy | ||
Farts: The ghosts of things we have eaten. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 22, 2025, 6:32:05 PM- The pen is mightier than the sword | ||
Some people will pen point everything wrong with you, but when it comes to correcting themselves the pen don't work. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 21, 2025, 6:47:54 PM- Worth repeating | ||
The relationship between husband and wife is psychological. One is psycho. The other is logical. Please don't try to figure out who is who. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 20, 2025, 7:42:22 PM- Romance reality check | ||
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, it means no one else liked them either. Set them free again. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 19, 2025, 7:28:04 PM- Today | ||||||
Today's truth: Everyone has an agenda. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, February 17, 2025, 7:21:59 PM- Living proof | ||
Debt: Proof of having to much. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 16, 2025, 7:00:01 PM- It is to laugh | ||
I saw a post on Facebook that stated if you saved a penny a day for a year you would wind up with $36,500.00. In what universe could that work? $3.65 is not $36,500. Never was, never will be. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 15, 2025, 10:29:52 PM- Quick hitter | ||
The quickest way to shut someone up is to kiss them. If that other person is not your significant other, however, it could lead to confusion, and or, fighting. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 14, 2025, 7:05:14 PM- God has a sense of humor | ||
God promised men obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made the world round. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 13, 2025, 7:45:50 PM- Etched into my memory | ||
In my 72 years, some of the best and warmest memories I retain are of dogs I've been lucky enough to have as my best friend. ~ | ||
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