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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, December 24, 2024, 8:15:24 PM- More today | ||||||
Merry, MERRY CHRISTMAS! ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, December 23, 2024, 9:48:20 PM- Have a... | ||||||
VERY Merry Christmas! ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, December 22, 2024, 6:27:02 PM- Make an effort! | ||
With a potato you can make french fries, potato chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, December 21, 2024, 7:24:04 PM- Ho | ||
I've received my Christmas presents from my sister for this year. A Beatles tee shirt and a box of Lindt chocolates. My sister and I are both in our 70s now and we don't need a lot of 'stuff'. I am happy and content. ~ | ||
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| Friday, December 20, 2024, 7:25:12 PM- Let it snow | ||
It was snowing this morning as I went out for my morning walk. By the time I got back home, I looked like Frosty the Snowman. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, December 19, 2024, 7:00:38 PM- Arrrgh! | ||
The older I get, the tighter companies are putting lids on jars. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 18, 2024, 8:09:44 PM- Phew | ||
It must be tiring for people who have to prove every day that they're the smartest person in the room. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 17, 2024, 7:26:24 PM- Irony? | ||
A woman went to the school where her son attended to check his progress. His teacher told her he was a terrible student and about the dumbest she'd ever taught. The woman was hopping mad, withdrew her son and moved to another town. 20 years later, the teacher had heart problems and was advised to have heart surgery. After he surgery, she awoke to see her handsome young doctor checking on her. Before she could thank him, she turned blue and died. Confused, the doctor started looking around to see what had gone wrong. He saw that the hospital cleaner had unplugged her oxygen to plug in his phone charger. You didn't think the student wound up a doctor, did you? ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 16, 2024, 7:07:05 PM- Smarts | ||
Never confuse education with intelligence. You can have a master's degree and still be an idiot. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 15, 2024, 6:33:07 PM- (Yawn) | ||||||
I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. ~ | ||||||
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