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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, March 26, 2025, 7:22:01 PM- Peeyew | ||
You know you've gotten into a relationship when you each can fart in front of your partner. A serious relationship is when you can do a 'number 2' with the bathroom door open. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, March 25, 2025, 6:11:57 PM- Growth | ||
Women mature faster than men. Women get their boobs at age 14, while men get theirs at age 45. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 24, 2025, 6:13:59 PM- ZOOM! | ||
I put Red Bull in my coffee maker instead of water this morning. I was half way to town before I realized I'd forgotten my car. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 23, 2025, 4:49:37 PM- Gotta go! | ||||||
Since my retirement, I've been asked what my motivation is to get up every day. Usually, it's my bladder. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, March 22, 2025, 5:54:02 PM- Count it | ||||||
How does a Hippie Polygamist know how many wives he has? He counts: 1 Mrs. Hippie... 2 Mrs. Hippie... 3 Mrs. Hippie... ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, March 21, 2025, 6:47:50 PM- He has the right to remain silent | ||||||
A wife dressed in a police uniform and arrested her husband for being the world's best lover. 2 minutes later the charges were dropped, due to lack of evidence. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, March 20, 2025, 6:09:08 PM- A downward trend | ||
Today is the first day of Spring. At 8 am it was 44 degrees. At 2 pm it is now 37 degrees and still falling. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, March 19, 2025, 6:47:30 PM- Time to stop | ||
I've been watching a lot of the old t.v. show 'Two & a Half Men' reruns lately. I met Charlie Sheen back in the late '80s while doing extra or background work on a movie he was in, 'Eight Men Out'. I got along well with Charlie back then and enjoyed his t.v. show, before he went bananas. Last night I had a dream that I was at his house and about to have sex with his girlfriend. He walked into the room and said it was alright with him if I did. When I awoke, I realized I may be watching too much of his show. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 17, 2025, 6:22:37 PM- Have a great one! | ||
Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 16, 2025, 7:10:13 PM- Don't worry - be happy | ||
Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but gets you nowhere. - Erma Bombeck ~ | ||
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