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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, January 26, 2025, 7:04:48 PM- Brrr | ||
My neighbor upstairs is moving out and they have the downstairs doors propped open to get their furniture through. Damn, that cold air is rising fast. I just shivered. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 25, 2025, 7:43:16 PM- Vacay | ||
When we were still married, I once gave my wife a dart and told her to throw it at the world map hanging on the wall. I told her that wherever the dart landed, that's where I would take her for vacation that year. We spent two weeks behind the refrigerator. ~ | ||
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| Friday, January 24, 2025, 8:07:45 PM- Still going strong | ||
I grew up in a time when metal was still used in everything - from cars to kitchen appliances to toys. Now everything is made with plastic, which doesn't last... and makes people buy more replacements. I thought of something I made in school as a kid. A 'decorative' trash can. We took metal coffee cans, rolled up colorful magazine pages, glued them to the can, then put two strips of electrical tape around them before cutting the tops of the pages to make them even. Was it built to last? Mine still sits (and is used) next to my recliner. 60 years and going strong. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 23, 2025, 8:11:32 PM- Think | ||
Women are always saying that we men have no fashion sense. So why do they always ask our opinion on what they're wearing? ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 22, 2025, 7:16:55 PM- Priorities | ||
The people in the Gulf coast area are freaking out over 8 to 10 inches of snow. We here in Indiana had 11 inches of snow over 4 days. Plus, the temperature has been in the low single digits in the daytime and below zero at night. Being used to snow in the winter, our streets have been plowed and are now bone dry of snow. My only problem has been, since my car is parked outdoors and not in a garage, making sure my car will start. The people down south should relish the snow because you might not see it again for many years. I'll take a lot of snow over frigid temperatures any day. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 21, 2025, 7:53:26 PM- You can't escape | ||||||
I see where snow is in the deep south (including northern Florida) and there's a blizzard warning for Louisiana. All of my friends who moved south for warmer weather are not bragging now. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, January 20, 2025, 7:24:12 PM- Mind boggling | ||
Making a woman happy is very difficult. It's like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, January 19, 2025, 7:35:31 PM- Wisdom of the day | ||
Remember... Life is a journey, not a competition. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 18, 2025, 7:06:40 PM- Truth is stranger | ||
Last night I dreamed I was standing naked outside and freezing. When I woke up, I was standing naked in front of my open refrigerator. ~ | ||
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| Friday, January 17, 2025, 7:45:52 PM- Tried and true | ||
You hold on to something for a long time. Your thinking is that one day you will need it. Years go by and still you hold onto it. So finally one day you figure it's time to let it go. Almost never fails... That's when you finally need it. ~ | ||
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