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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, February 5, 2025, 8:25:56 PM- When was I | ||
It's eerie to be dreaming of the past. It's frustrating not to know what year you're dreaming about. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 4, 2025, 6:58:02 PM- Lather, rinse, repeat | ||
Life after 50: I learn one new thing every day... and forget 5 others. A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6... kindergarten, I said. Life after 50: I learn one new thing every day... and forget 5 others. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 3, 2025, 7:15:54 PM- Tipping your cap | ||
A man is lying on a beach, with nothing on but a hat covering his crotch. A lady walks by and says to him: "If you were a gentleman you would raise your cap." He replied: "If you were sexy it would raise itself." ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 2, 2025, 7:01:41 PM- NN wisdom | ||
The man with no pants fears no pickpocket. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 1, 2025, 7:26:14 PM- Old, but still grate | ||
Edam is the only kind of cheese that is made backwards. ~ | ||
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| Friday, January 31, 2025, 7:16:51 PM- You can see it in her eyes | ||
On a date, at her door: Me- your lips say no, but your eyes say yes. She- I have glaucoma. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 30, 2025, 7:00:50 PM- Yessir | ||
I don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense. - David Lynch ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 29, 2025, 7:52:52 PM- Another idea | ||
VW should bring back its popular Beetle from the '60s. Make it an EV and market it as the Lightning Bug. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 28, 2025, 7:01:53 PM- Calling all inventors! | ||
I have a great idea for a new product. A microwave bed! 8 hours of sleep in 30 minutes... plus you get a tan. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 27, 2025, 8:21:05 PM- Cats | ||
Cats have long been used in expressions, like: cat got your tongue? it's raining cats and dogs outside, and who let the cat out of the bag? But the one that bothers me is: skin the cat. Why? Leave the poor kitty alone! ~ | ||
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