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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, January 4, 2025, 6:59:06 PM- Father knows best | ||
Johnny gets home late one evening from school. His dad asks him where he was. He tells him he was studying with Vicky. His dad says okay. Johnny walks into the kitchen and takes a snack from the plate on the counter. He tells his dad the fish cakes are pretty good. His dad tells him to go wash his hands because they're donuts. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 2, 2025, 7:46:58 PM- Pitiful | ||||||
Two days into 2025 and we've already had mass killings in the United States. Happy New Year, America. ~ | ||||||
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| Wednesday, January 1, 2025, 8:14:26 PM- From me to you | ||
I realized a few years ago that everything that has happened to me in my life was because either I caused it to happen or because I let it happen. I have asked forgiveness from a higher power, atoned where I can and let the rest go. May 2025 bring you all peace, joy and contentment. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 31, 2024, 8:14:27 PM- Hoppy New Year | ||
Tonight is what my regular to heavy drinking friends call amateur night. If you are a regular to heavy drinker, keep an eye out. The life you save may be everyone's. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 30, 2024, 6:50:14 PM- A long time ago | ||
I caught a man in bed with my wife. I got my shotgun, marched him through the garden out behind the house to the shed. I took his cock and placed in the vice and tightened it up, then got my hand saw. "Please", he said, "you're not going to cut off my cock"! "No", I said, handing him the saw, "You are." "I'm setting the shed on fire." ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 29, 2024, 7:35:10 PM- Truly | ||
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated, go eat a donut. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, December 28, 2024, 7:11:12 PM- Enough! | ||
Heard at a friend's house as we walked in the front door: "Enough of that Christmas shit. Christmas is over... play some Beatles!" ~ | ||
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| Friday, December 27, 2024, 8:02:48 PM- Whew! | ||
I am thankful I grew up before the internet. I would have wound up in prison - or a mental institution. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, December 26, 2024, 8:03:55 PM- The HORROR! | ||
The scariest words a parent can hear a child say the day after Christmas: I'm bored. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 25, 2024, 8:24:52 PM- Today | ||
Slept in late. Had a light breakfast. Worked out. Showered and shaved. Had to rejoin Netflix so I could watch football (NFL money grab) Driving across town to the ATM, which is an excuse to meander through the old neighborhood where I grew up. Home to watch a movie, then fix a ham for dinner. Pumpkin pie for dessert. Call my sister in California and talk for an hour. Watch another movie. Go for a late night walk to look at Christmas lights. Read for a while, then off to bed. Nice Christmas day. ~ | ||
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