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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, February 12, 2025, 6:55:05 PM- Achieving your goals | ||
One of my top goals has been achieved: I am now the old man everyone is afraid to take out in public. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 11, 2025, 7:15:36 PM- The kiss | ||||||
Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love... unless you're in prison. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, February 10, 2025, 6:59:09 PM- Makes sense | ||
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 9, 2025, 7:06:45 PM- 100% | ||
Pizza is like sex: When it's good it's very good. When it's bad it's still pretty good. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 8, 2025, 7:31:54 PM- Yeah, brrr | ||
You know your building is cold when you use folding clothes out of the dryer to warm up. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 6, 2025, 7:25:24 PM- Putting off until tomorrow(s) | ||||||
Today I completed a chore I've been putting off for 7 months. It took 12 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. ~ | ||||||
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| Wednesday, February 5, 2025, 8:25:56 PM- When was I | ||
It's eerie to be dreaming of the past. It's frustrating not to know what year you're dreaming about. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 4, 2025, 6:58:02 PM- Lather, rinse, repeat | ||
Life after 50: I learn one new thing every day... and forget 5 others. A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6... kindergarten, I said. Life after 50: I learn one new thing every day... and forget 5 others. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 3, 2025, 7:15:54 PM- Tipping your cap | ||
A man is lying on a beach, with nothing on but a hat covering his crotch. A lady walks by and says to him: "If you were a gentleman you would raise your cap." He replied: "If you were sexy it would raise itself." ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 2, 2025, 7:01:41 PM- NN wisdom | ||
The man with no pants fears no pickpocket. ~ | ||
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