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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, December 3, 2024, 8:10:51 PM- The gift that keeps on giving | ||
God forbid I should ever slip into a coma. But if I do... please hook me up with some language tapes, so that when I emerge I will be multi lingual. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 2, 2024, 7:43:12 PM- Buy now! | ||
If anyone was thinking of getting me something for Christmas, I take a 7 day Caribbean Cruise. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 1, 2024, 5:54:09 PM- Just askin' | ||
Is there a non-traceable way to get rid of someone you abhor? Asking for a friend. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, November 30, 2024, 6:13:56 PM- See ya | ||||||
People can only push you away so far before you just turn around and walk away. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, November 29, 2024, 7:39:24 PM- Time | ||||||
Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without a brain. Billions of humans have as well. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, November 28, 2024, 7:13:02 PM- Happy T-Day! | ||
I hope everyone has (or had, depending on your time zone) a great Thanksgiving. The only day of the year I can say this without offending - Get stuffed! ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, November 27, 2024, 7:07:01 PM- Soon? | ||||||
A wife has to go to Italy for a work conference. Her husband drives her to the airport. "Is there anything I can bring you back?" she asks him. "An Italian girl." He replies. When the wife returns from the conference, the husband picks her up at the airport. "How did the conference go?" he asks her. "Fine.", she replied. "Where's my gift?" the husband asks. "What's that?" she asks him. "An Italian girl." he says. "Well, I did what I could." she tells him. "We'll have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl or not." ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, November 26, 2024, 6:36:07 PM- Not the right name | ||||||
Whoever came up with the saying 'I slept like a baby' like it's a good thing probably never had a baby... unless they think getting up every two hours like they would to feed or change an infant is a wonderful thing. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, November 25, 2024, 7:24:38 PM- Take that! | ||
A small country church was full on Sunday morning. People were chatting with each other when suddenly the devil walked in. Everyone got up and ran for the front door, screaming in terror, except for one elderly gentleman. The devil walked up to him and said: "Don't you know who I am?" The elderly man replied "Of course I do." The devil asked him if he was frightened. "Of course not." A little offended, he asked "Why not?" The old man looked at him and said... "Why should I be? I've been married to your sister for over 50 years." ~ | ||
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| Sunday, November 24, 2024, 6:52:21 PM- Worth repeating | ||
With the advancement of AI and all of the 'fakery' it inspires, I am reminded of a quote: "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allen Poe ~ | ||
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