premium
)
Private Messages
Your Block List
Support Tickets
Photo Manager
Comment Manager
Moderator Application
Recover Password
Delete Pics/Vids
Delete Account
Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
| ⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥ | Page 36 of 411 |
| Saturday, February 1, 2025, 7:26:14 PM- Old, but still grate | ||
Edam is the only kind of cheese that is made backwards. ~ | ||
| ||
| Friday, January 31, 2025, 7:16:51 PM- You can see it in her eyes | ||
On a date, at her door: Me- your lips say no, but your eyes say yes. She- I have glaucoma. ~ | ||
| ||
| Thursday, January 30, 2025, 7:00:50 PM- Yessir | ||
I don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense. - David Lynch ~ | ||
| ||
| Wednesday, January 29, 2025, 7:52:52 PM- Another idea | ||
VW should bring back its popular Beetle from the '60s. Make it an EV and market it as the Lightning Bug. ~ | ||
| ||
| Tuesday, January 28, 2025, 7:01:53 PM- Calling all inventors! | ||
I have a great idea for a new product. A microwave bed! 8 hours of sleep in 30 minutes... plus you get a tan. ~ | ||
| ||
| Monday, January 27, 2025, 8:21:05 PM- Cats | ||
Cats have long been used in expressions, like: cat got your tongue? it's raining cats and dogs outside, and who let the cat out of the bag? But the one that bothers me is: skin the cat. Why? Leave the poor kitty alone! ~ | ||
| ||
| Sunday, January 26, 2025, 7:04:48 PM- Brrr | ||
My neighbor upstairs is moving out and they have the downstairs doors propped open to get their furniture through. Damn, that cold air is rising fast. I just shivered. ~ | ||
| ||
| Saturday, January 25, 2025, 7:43:16 PM- Vacay | ||
When we were still married, I once gave my wife a dart and told her to throw it at the world map hanging on the wall. I told her that wherever the dart landed, that's where I would take her for vacation that year. We spent two weeks behind the refrigerator. ~ | ||
| ||
| Friday, January 24, 2025, 8:07:45 PM- Still going strong | ||
I grew up in a time when metal was still used in everything - from cars to kitchen appliances to toys. Now everything is made with plastic, which doesn't last... and makes people buy more replacements. I thought of something I made in school as a kid. A 'decorative' trash can. We took metal coffee cans, rolled up colorful magazine pages, glued them to the can, then put two strips of electrical tape around them before cutting the tops of the pages to make them even. Was it built to last? Mine still sits (and is used) next to my recliner. 60 years and going strong. ~ | ||
| ||
| Thursday, January 23, 2025, 8:11:32 PM- Think | ||
Women are always saying that we men have no fashion sense. So why do they always ask our opinion on what they're wearing? ~ | ||
| ||
| ⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥ | Page 36 of 411 |
