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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, December 30, 2024, 6:50:14 PM- A long time ago | ||
I caught a man in bed with my wife. I got my shotgun, marched him through the garden out behind the house to the shed. I took his cock and placed in the vice and tightened it up, then got my hand saw. "Please", he said, "you're not going to cut off my cock"! "No", I said, handing him the saw, "You are." "I'm setting the shed on fire." ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 29, 2024, 7:35:10 PM- Truly | ||
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated, go eat a donut. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, December 28, 2024, 7:11:12 PM- Enough! | ||
Heard at a friend's house as we walked in the front door: "Enough of that Christmas shit. Christmas is over... play some Beatles!" ~ | ||
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| Friday, December 27, 2024, 8:02:48 PM- Whew! | ||
I am thankful I grew up before the internet. I would have wound up in prison - or a mental institution. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, December 26, 2024, 8:03:55 PM- The HORROR! | ||
The scariest words a parent can hear a child say the day after Christmas: I'm bored. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 25, 2024, 8:24:52 PM- Today | ||
Slept in late. Had a light breakfast. Worked out. Showered and shaved. Had to rejoin Netflix so I could watch football (NFL money grab) Driving across town to the ATM, which is an excuse to meander through the old neighborhood where I grew up. Home to watch a movie, then fix a ham for dinner. Pumpkin pie for dessert. Call my sister in California and talk for an hour. Watch another movie. Go for a late night walk to look at Christmas lights. Read for a while, then off to bed. Nice Christmas day. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 24, 2024, 8:15:24 PM- More today | ||||||
Merry, MERRY CHRISTMAS! ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, December 23, 2024, 9:48:20 PM- Have a... | ||||||
VERY Merry Christmas! ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, December 22, 2024, 6:27:02 PM- Make an effort! | ||
With a potato you can make french fries, potato chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, December 21, 2024, 7:24:04 PM- Ho | ||
I've received my Christmas presents from my sister for this year. A Beatles tee shirt and a box of Lindt chocolates. My sister and I are both in our 70s now and we don't need a lot of 'stuff'. I am happy and content. ~ | ||
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