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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, October 14, 2024, 6:50:50 PM- Painfully so | ||
I do my own stunts... never intentionally. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 13, 2024, 4:15:21 PM- Brain Teaser | ||||||
I am a fruit, I am a bird, I am a person. What am I? ??? | ||||||
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| Saturday, October 12, 2024, 4:54:57 PM- Oh what a relief it is | ||
I bought a little tool (looks like a flathead screwdriver) that opens the back of your wristwatch. No more throwing away a cheap watch because the battery has died. Now the cheapos will last as long as the band does. Small victories, people. ~ | ||
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| Friday, October 11, 2024, 6:14:53 PM- A thought to think about | ||
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No, you only think about yourself. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, October 10, 2024, 4:07:29 PM- Anti climax | ||
Although bad, hurricane Milton's damage wasn't as bad as predicted. A lot of people are thankful for that. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 9, 2024, 6:58:54 PM- Twins? | ||
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 8, 2024, 6:21:54 PM- Again | ||
My thoughts and prayers go out to my cousins and their families who live in Tampa, in the path of hurricane Milton. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 7, 2024, 6:09:07 PM- It's a deal | ||
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went to the Holy Land. While there the mother-in-law died. The local funeral director told the man: I can have your mother-in-law sent back to the United States for $5,000.00, or I can bury her here in this blessed land for $150.00. The man said he wanted her sent back to the United States. The funeral director asked him why. The man told him: A great man died here over 2,000 years ago and he came back 3 days later. I'm not taking that chance. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 6, 2024, 4:55:14 PM- Early Halloween | ||
It's a bit scary when you have family in North Carolina and you haven't heard from them since the hurricane hit. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, October 5, 2024, 6:14:22 PM- Talent | ||||||
I wouldn't say I'm talented, but I can cook, sew, clean, sing, sketch and I was a decent baseball player. My biggest asset is eating. I'm 6' tall, weigh 175 lbs., and I can out eat people taller and heavier than me. Meat is my specialty, but desserts I can handle, too. Just a warning in advance, in case you start thinking about a dinner invite. ~ | ||||||
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