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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, September 14, 2024, 5:12:47 PM- How bad is it? | ||
We have had no rain here this month. If it gets any dryer, it will be as dry as my ex wife before we separated. ~ | ||
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| Friday, September 13, 2024, 6:20:52 PM- Because I can | ||
It's Friday the 13th. To celebrate, I will be dancing nude in the forest. You have been warned, so either steer clear... or join me. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, September 12, 2024, 5:14:20 PM- Bassakwards | ||
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? ! | ||
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| Wednesday, September 11, 2024, 6:31:39 PM- Generations | ||
My parent's generation had Pearl harbor. My generation had the assassinations of the president, his brother and a man of peace. This generation has 9/11. The pain and sadness never seems to end. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, September 10, 2024, 7:07:38 PM- Sad day | ||
James Earl Jones has passed away at age 93. I always wanted him to narrate my funeral. I suppose I'll have to go to my #2 choice now. Morgan Freeman. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 9, 2024, 6:08:52 PM- Die tryin' | ||
Being cremated is my last hope for a smokin' hot body. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, September 8, 2024, 5:00:22 PM- Trifecta | ||
Sunday. First day of the new NFL season. I get to watch two games at once. And also my favorite MLB team. That's a lot of channel hopping. I'll try to make sure my remote doesn't start smoking. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, September 7, 2024, 5:24:07 PM- Just a couple | ||
Witty signs seen while driving around town: Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home. and The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese. ~ | ||
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| Friday, September 6, 2024, 6:24:16 PM- No nose | ||
The Kansas City Chiefs, an American professional football team, is now starting a new adage after their victory Thursday night: 'Won by a toe'. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, September 5, 2024, 6:13:51 PM- Proof is in the pudding | ||
21% of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th grade level. 19% of high school graduates can't read. 42 million U.S. adults can't read past a 5th grade level. 50% of adults in the U.S. can't read a book written at an 8th grade level. This is why I don't discuss literature with most people I've met. ~ | ||
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