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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, December 18, 2024, 8:09:44 PM- Phew | ||
It must be tiring for people who have to prove every day that they're the smartest person in the room. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 17, 2024, 7:26:24 PM- Irony? | ||
A woman went to the school where her son attended to check his progress. His teacher told her he was a terrible student and about the dumbest she'd ever taught. The woman was hopping mad, withdrew her son and moved to another town. 20 years later, the teacher had heart problems and was advised to have heart surgery. After he surgery, she awoke to see her handsome young doctor checking on her. Before she could thank him, she turned blue and died. Confused, the doctor started looking around to see what had gone wrong. He saw that the hospital cleaner had unplugged her oxygen to plug in his phone charger. You didn't think the student wound up a doctor, did you? ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 16, 2024, 7:07:05 PM- Smarts | ||
Never confuse education with intelligence. You can have a master's degree and still be an idiot. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 15, 2024, 6:33:07 PM- (Yawn) | ||||||
I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 14, 2024, 6:52:34 PM- Dream of... pain? | ||
I dreamed I was riding a motorcycle. I found a kitten and picked it up, thinking to take it somewhere safe. Wrong! It bit my finger and stuck its claws in my hand. So I stopped and set it down. It scampered off. Then I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked into a building and found that the doors were so small I'd have to crawl to get inside. Fuck it, I thought; I'll hold it. Got bake on the bike and rode off. Hell of a way to wake up... and I had to pee. ~ | ||
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| Friday, December 13, 2024, 7:13:51 PM- It's a date | ||
Friday the 13th is still better than any Monday. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, December 12, 2024, 7:44:54 PM- Reality bites | ||
I'm at the age where my mind still thinks 'I can do that'. My body just giggles and says 'Try it and die, old man'. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 11, 2024, 8:21:40 PM- Sad but true | ||
You can't save someone who isn't willing to participate in their own rescue. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 9, 2024, 8:13:17 PM- Really | ||
I saw a young lady walking through a store Today. Attractive, except for bulging lips eyelashes WAY too long and breasts the size of watermelons on an otherwise thin frame. And the young man walking with her had an enormous bulge in his pants... possible penis extension? I guess there's not much people won't do today to be noticed. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 8, 2024, 6:50:53 PM- The long and winding road. | ||
Two nuns were riding bicycles around Rome. "I've never come this way before." said the first nun. The second nun replies: "It must be the cobblestones." ~ | ||
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