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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, October 29, 2024, 6:44:44 PM- New sign | ||
Put up outside my front door today: 'Broom Parking Only ~ Violators will be towed' Maybe now they'll quit dragging them inside. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 28, 2024, 7:00:31 PM- Nailed it | ||
I've come up with the best Halloween costume for me this year. Boxer shorts and undershirt under my bathrobe, with puffy eyes, bed hair and unshaven. I call it the 'crazy old coot got out of bed to give you candy' look. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 27, 2024, 4:45:46 PM- A little rhyme | ||
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. Old MacDonald had a farm and the doctor died. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, October 26, 2024, 5:40:21 PM- Yakity yak | ||||||
Some people should use a gluestick instead of chapstick. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, October 25, 2024, 6:42:34 PM- I am thankful... | ||||||
... that women just want equality - and not xxxxxxxxxxx. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 24, 2024, 5:22:00 PM- Indeed | ||
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support soon or people will think we're nuts. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 23, 2024, 7:02:16 PM- Snip-snip | ||
I had a friend who had a vasectomy. Apparently they don't always work... and they can make your baby black. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 22, 2024, 5:48:22 PM- Nun for me, thanks | ||
Four nuns go in for confession. The first nun says that she's touched a man's private parts. The priest tells here to wash the hand in holy water and sin no more. The second nun says that she's touched a man's private parts with both hands. The priest tells her to wash both hands in holy water and to sin no more. The fourth nun turns to the third nun and asks if she can go ahead of her. Why? The third nun asks. Because, she says, If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water, I'd rather do it before you wash your bum in it. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 21, 2024, 6:43:07 PM- I thought so | ||
The Internal Revenue Service, or The IRS. When you combine The & IRS, you get THEIRS. I thought so. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 20, 2024, 5:33:59 PM- Lazy day | ||
You know you're having a lazy day when vienna sausages, crackers and cheese slices are your Sunday brunch. ~ | ||
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