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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, August 3, 2024, 4:49:54 PM- Reality check | ||
I picked her up in a bar, a total stranger. We went back to my place and had sex. We were together every day after that night. We got married and lived happily ever after. If you believe that fanciful tale, I've got some oceanfront property I'll sell you cheap. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 2, 2024, 6:18:22 PM- Another one | ||
It's hard to believe the original Magnum P.I. is 79 years old. I watched 'Quigley Down Under' today, for two reasons: I like westerns & I wanted to see Tom Selleck in his prime. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, August 1, 2024, 6:51:16 PM- It's a lot of work | ||
I trimmed my hair today. As a semi-bald man, people don't realize the time and effort it takes to pick just the right one. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 31, 2024, 8:49:11 PM- NOOOO! | ||
I went by two stores today and neither one had any popcicles. I'm down to my last two, so I'm not going to panic - yet. I now have a new mission for tomorrow. What else will I eat that's icy cold when it's hot out? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 30, 2024, 6:10:55 PM- It's all in the name | ||
A narcissistic singer put out a book. Its title? 'Me, Me, Me, Me, Me'.  | ||
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| Monday, July 29, 2024, 7:05:37 PM- 6am | ||
Walking at 6am in the summer is surreal. It's quiet. It's cool. And there seems to be rabbits everywhere. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 28, 2024, 5:23:50 PM- Someday... | ||
... I'm going to run into a busy store, ask what year it is, then start jumping up and down while yelling "It worked"! then run back out. | ||
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| Saturday, July 27, 2024, 5:01:58 PM- It's that time of year again... | ||
It's campaign season, when people in the U.S.A. who call themselves Christian deride & mock someone who is in a different political party than they are in. ~ | ||
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| Friday, July 26, 2024, 6:58:19 PM- You betcha | ||
The more I learn makes me know how little I know. 'The mind is like a parachute - it won't work if it's not open'. ~ Frank Zappa *** | ||
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| Thursday, July 25, 2024, 6:43:38 PM- Gone, baby gone | ||
I was having a dream this morning, about something that could really help humanity. Then I woke up, and within 5 seconds it was gone from my memory. I wonder how many other great ideas have been lost due to faulty memory retention. Thank God some people DO remember great ideas, or humanity would never benefit. ~ | ||
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