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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, January 10, 2025, 7:42:34 PM- Wondering | ||
I wonder how many women get grossed out when they realize a 72 year old man is lusting after them. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 9, 2025, 8:09:19 PM- Dangit | ||
Cleared 6" of snow off and around my car. Latest weather forecast: 2 to 4 inches of snow tomorrow. Always watch the weather before you tackle the snow. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 7, 2025, 8:02:42 PM- Brrr... | ||
Snow totals from January 5-6th: Locally, 5.8" North of me, 1-2" South of me, 7-13". Dodged a bullet, I think. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, January 5, 2025, 6:29:32 PM- Prepared | ||
Snow coming. 3" to 8" in my area, depending on which local t.v. station you watch. I have food and milk. My place is total electric, so I have a kerosene heater in case the electricity goes out and oil lamps for light. Books to read, flannel sheets on bed and a wool comforter. I lived through a blizzard in my 20s and an ice storm (no power for 6 1/2 days) in my 50s. I am prepared. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 4, 2025, 6:59:06 PM- Father knows best | ||
Johnny gets home late one evening from school. His dad asks him where he was. He tells him he was studying with Vicky. His dad says okay. Johnny walks into the kitchen and takes a snack from the plate on the counter. He tells his dad the fish cakes are pretty good. His dad tells him to go wash his hands because they're donuts. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 2, 2025, 7:46:58 PM- Pitiful | ||||||
Two days into 2025 and we've already had mass killings in the United States. Happy New Year, America. ~ | ||||||
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| Wednesday, January 1, 2025, 8:14:26 PM- From me to you | ||
I realized a few years ago that everything that has happened to me in my life was because either I caused it to happen or because I let it happen. I have asked forgiveness from a higher power, atoned where I can and let the rest go. May 2025 bring you all peace, joy and contentment. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 31, 2024, 8:14:27 PM- Hoppy New Year | ||
Tonight is what my regular to heavy drinking friends call amateur night. If you are a regular to heavy drinker, keep an eye out. The life you save may be everyone's. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 30, 2024, 6:50:14 PM- A long time ago | ||
I caught a man in bed with my wife. I got my shotgun, marched him through the garden out behind the house to the shed. I took his cock and placed in the vice and tightened it up, then got my hand saw. "Please", he said, "you're not going to cut off my cock"! "No", I said, handing him the saw, "You are." "I'm setting the shed on fire." ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 29, 2024, 7:35:10 PM- Truly | ||
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated, go eat a donut. ~ | ||
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