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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, February 16, 2025, 7:00:01 PM- It is to laugh | ||
I saw a post on Facebook that stated if you saved a penny a day for a year you would wind up with $36,500.00. In what universe could that work? $3.65 is not $36,500. Never was, never will be. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 15, 2025, 10:29:52 PM- Quick hitter | ||
The quickest way to shut someone up is to kiss them. If that other person is not your significant other, however, it could lead to confusion, and or, fighting. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 14, 2025, 7:05:14 PM- God has a sense of humor | ||
God promised men obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made the world round. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 13, 2025, 7:45:50 PM- Etched into my memory | ||
In my 72 years, some of the best and warmest memories I retain are of dogs I've been lucky enough to have as my best friend. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 12, 2025, 6:55:05 PM- Achieving your goals | ||
One of my top goals has been achieved: I am now the old man everyone is afraid to take out in public. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 11, 2025, 7:15:36 PM- The kiss | ||||||
Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love... unless you're in prison. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, February 10, 2025, 6:59:09 PM- Makes sense | ||
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 9, 2025, 7:06:45 PM- 100% | ||
Pizza is like sex: When it's good it's very good. When it's bad it's still pretty good. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 8, 2025, 7:31:54 PM- Yeah, brrr | ||
You know your building is cold when you use folding clothes out of the dryer to warm up. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 6, 2025, 7:25:24 PM- Putting off until tomorrow(s) | ||||||
Today I completed a chore I've been putting off for 7 months. It took 12 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. ~ | ||||||
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