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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, March 20, 2025, 6:09:08 PM- A downward trend | ||
Today is the first day of Spring. At 8 am it was 44 degrees. At 2 pm it is now 37 degrees and still falling. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, March 19, 2025, 6:47:30 PM- Time to stop | ||
I've been watching a lot of the old t.v. show 'Two & a Half Men' reruns lately. I met Charlie Sheen back in the late '80s while doing extra or background work on a movie he was in, 'Eight Men Out'. I got along well with Charlie back then and enjoyed his t.v. show, before he went bananas. Last night I had a dream that I was at his house and about to have sex with his girlfriend. He walked into the room and said it was alright with him if I did. When I awoke, I realized I may be watching too much of his show. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 17, 2025, 6:22:37 PM- Have a great one! | ||
Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 16, 2025, 7:10:13 PM- Don't worry - be happy | ||
Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but gets you nowhere. - Erma Bombeck ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 15, 2025, 11:30:47 PM- What? | ||
Does the man dream he is a butterfly, or does the butterfly dream he is a man. ~ | ||
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| Friday, March 14, 2025, 6:14:46 PM- Wisdom | ||
A wise man once said that if you can understand why we eat a round pizza from a square box cut into triangles, then you can understand women. I do not. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, March 13, 2025, 5:50:48 PM- She asked for it | ||
I met a woman who said she wanted a man who could take her breath away... so I farted. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, March 12, 2025, 6:44:28 PM- Slowly but surely | ||||||
You can tell spring is getting closer when you no longer have to wear long underwear and a heavy winter coat on your morning constitutional. The 40s felt balmy today. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, March 11, 2025, 6:21:00 PM- Old man joke | ||
I went to the doctor, thinking I might have arthritis. I don't... I have rigor mortis. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 10, 2025, 6:31:24 PM- Mr. Obvious | ||
There was a recent post on social media. The question was: 'What do you miss about your hometown from the '60s, '70s, '80s and '90s'. I wrote seven words - not being able to be there now. ~ | ||
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