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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, March 30, 2025, 5:31:22 PM- Talent | ||
A madam for the local cat house hears the front door bell and opens the door. On the steps is a man with no arms or legs. She asks him: "How do you expect to do anything here?" To which he replies: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 29, 2025, 6:57:47 PM- Poe-ish | ||
In my dream you are mine but in my life you are a dream. ~ | ||
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| Friday, March 28, 2025, 6:50:37 PM- Rant | ||
The last refuge of amateur sports is coming to an end soon. Colleges athletes have started being paid now. How long before it filters down to high school? Why not just start paying kids from the time they start playing pee wee football? Or tee ball? I am disgusted. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, March 27, 2025, 6:02:16 PM- Sage | ||
Life is like an elevator: On your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, March 26, 2025, 7:22:01 PM- Peeyew | ||
You know you've gotten into a relationship when you each can fart in front of your partner. A serious relationship is when you can do a 'number 2' with the bathroom door open. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, March 25, 2025, 6:11:57 PM- Growth | ||
Women mature faster than men. Women get their boobs at age 14, while men get theirs at age 45. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 24, 2025, 6:13:59 PM- ZOOM! | ||
I put Red Bull in my coffee maker instead of water this morning. I was half way to town before I realized I'd forgotten my car. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 23, 2025, 4:49:37 PM- Gotta go! | ||||||
Since my retirement, I've been asked what my motivation is to get up every day. Usually, it's my bladder. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, March 22, 2025, 5:54:02 PM- Count it | ||||||
How does a Hippie Polygamist know how many wives he has? He counts: 1 Mrs. Hippie... 2 Mrs. Hippie... 3 Mrs. Hippie... ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, March 21, 2025, 6:47:50 PM- He has the right to remain silent | ||||||
A wife dressed in a police uniform and arrested her husband for being the world's best lover. 2 minutes later the charges were dropped, due to lack of evidence. ~ | ||||||
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