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Sun, 8-Jan-23 8:05 AM (1 year ago)
My first sence of a scammer on here . Wants me to pay for a flight so she can meet me
Catfish perform a useful function removing filth from an aquarium but we don't need them here.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
they're not Catfish, they're criminal fraudsters, simple as that.
(1 year ago)
Zumer, make her a paper plane and tell her it's coming to pick her up.
(1 year ago)
Oh nice! So since she plans on meeting you, assure her that you have the money to reimburse her flight when she arrives at your door.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u, GottaBeMe, Onionheart, LOVEXXXPORN, Saturnfinger1 and 2 others, cath68 and Zumersetzmithy like this
Sat, 3-Dec-22 12:10 PM (1 year ago)
Love walking into a house not knowing the occupant but know they are expecting me . Walk out 90 mins later with a smile on my face
Sweetie_pie2 likes this
Did you fix that leak in the boiler, adjusted the pressure, bled all radiators and cleaned up behind you? Hope you accepted the brew & bekkies on offer.
(1 year ago)
Guess I find out if they are happy with my handy work and if they did not notice TV missing
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
*Sat with a nice hot cup of tea.
(1 year ago)
a nice Macciato going in...down the hatch
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and Zumersetzmithy like this
Mon, 26-Sep-22 8:47 PM (1 year ago)
I upset the chat room tonight. And had the most hi and private messages in a minute then any of you gorgeous people could get
Sun, 25-Sep-22 7:58 AM (1 year ago)
When I thought I was verified and a member tells me I am not . The shock and horror will have to do isolation
binenjunge likes this
I was never site verified, despite having done what it says on this. Oh well.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-22 8:26 AM (1 year ago)
Like the fool I am I investaged the dating app. Would like to make comments on how it all works . But after 2cattemps I still have got a verification email to allow me to enter site and get disappoin
The one that's on this site. I deleted all apps because I got fed up with them . Look on thec
(1 year ago)
Omfg, the link to adult friend finder? That site is ridiculous. It’s been around forever. Ought to be called scam and spam! Used to be anyways…
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
KentCock2017 likes this
A pipe band does that to me too.
(1 year ago)
Zumersetzmithy and KentCock2017 like this
Sun, 18-Sep-22 7:46 AM (1 year ago)
What size dildo should I buy for my first one
May I suggest a very thin and small one! Might try an anal training kit with graduated sizes.
(1 year ago)
Just search anal training kit. You’ll find all manner of choices! Buy lube. Lots of it. Way more than you think you need.
(1 year ago)
Been and got one hope to get some action shots tomorrow night . It Shocking
(1 year ago)
Sun, 11-Sep-22 8:16 AM (1 year ago)
If you commentbor like my photos or chat in the chat rooms I might send a friend request. Then I can stalk you easier
Thu, 8-Sep-22 7:53 PM (1 year ago)
As a mark of Respect we should all give up sex for 11 days
bblqk35 likes this
I didn't say I don't do you. You really need a good long look in the mirror.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
All I'm saying is the Queen dying most certainly effects people here
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Oh just fuck off Dan. This is getting really old.
(1 year ago)
You didn't want a discussion...you played the same card as you usually do when someone disagrees
(1 year ago)
Thu, 8-Sep-22 7:25 PM (1 year ago)
Got a picture of my Mototr bike if anyone interested
lennynatural likes this
PM the pic to yourself, open it and then copy the url, then paste it here
(1 year ago)
Perhaps the longest running status is ...Very Well...Presenting the Very First Provisional & Official Butt Pic Status..Input invited...LOL...
(1 year ago)
Thu, 8-Sep-22 12:27 PM (1 year ago)
I did not realise a motor cycle would cause so much heart ache . I only want to get to meets quicker and fancy been naked in a leather suit
Danthaman827 and shy28boy like this
No heart ache, I’m just very risk-averse and a motorcycle in my city is inviting disaster. Not if but when. But get one and have fun!
(1 year ago)
Zumersetzmithy likes this
I have now ordered stabiliser and a speed limiter
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
If you push it while you walk at the side of it then you'll be fine
(1 year ago)
Get one with training wheels, bumpers, maybe some doors…oh wait, that’s a car. Nevermind!
(1 year ago)
Just order a Honda CB 100 due a week Saturday thanks for the advice on a motor bike
(1 year ago)
In a sad turn of events as I drove home yesterday I was suddenly stopped in traffic. Could make out an accident, no cops yet. Soon here comes fire, police, ems. Eventually I creep past, motorcyclist..
(1 year ago)
down, bike down off the road, several cars stopped. Couldn’t see what happened and can’t find it in the news. I just hope he’s ok.
(1 year ago)
You only live once, go for it. Anything Japanese will last a life time but will have no soul
(1 year ago)
Tue, 6-Sep-22 8:48 PM (1 year ago)
I love when asked what makes me want to comment . But can't comment
Danthaman827 likes this
Perhaps this person(like me) has their status set to friends only
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 6-Sep-22 7:09 PM (1 year ago)
2 people want to meet me Thursday night what is my decision
Tue, 6-Sep-22 1:56 PM (1 year ago)
Who has mor friends in different countries compared to your own country or staye
Jonze, he must still have more friends right?
(1 year ago)
MitchandDaisy and clittylicker like this
If we're talking nn, Arti is correct: jonze, hands down, with 19796 friends.
(1 year ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I prefer friends at a distance. I can just hit the X and be done with them without explanation
(1 year ago)
Mr_Vein and MitchandDaisy like this
Yes, comfy trousers and a polo shirt : )
(1 year ago)
MitchandDaisy and Zumersetzmithy like this
i use the correct pp everywhere
(1 year ago)
MitchandDaisy and Zumersetzmithy like this
Depends on whether or not work might have rabies.
(1 year ago)
Zumersetzmithy likes this
Sun, 4-Sep-22 1:07 PM (1 year ago)
How many of you chat someone up even though you have little chance of meeting
I don't bother trying. I know that nothing would ever come of it.
(1 year ago)
I have chatted to loads of lovely women in NN, not once have I flirted or try to 'chat them up' : )
(1 year ago)
All the time and I do not intend to meet anyone,hey Zumer
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 3-Sep-22 7:58 AM (1 year ago)
Just been in the garden . Not sure I will ever make the grade as a photographer
I’m old Dan, only good for two these days. On a good day! 🤣
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
I did feel 25 this morning doing an hour gardening feel 60 now
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 3-Sep-22 6:20 AM (1 year ago)
Drunk my coffee . Done my number games . Wife off to work. Fantasy or reality tell me what my morning has in store for me
Fri, 2-Sep-22 2:44 PM (1 year ago)
There might be a river or to to cross. Maybe I will get to like swimmers . If they cut by water ways