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Sat, 20-Jun-15 4:15 AM (8 years ago)
After a hard but awesome week, I need some sex talk
Fri, 27-Mar-15 3:58 PM (9 years ago)
Well I am going into a meeting where I am the only male with seven females; I will try not to think about sex. . .
...I dunno...two balls a bat, configure the right/wrong way *ERECTIONS*
(9 years ago)
I will never watch baseball the same way again. Thanks, ScreamKing. I think.....
(9 years ago)
But truly, I always found the pants sexy, and Bull Durham is one of my favorite movies ever, so......baseball thinking never would have worked for me anyway.
(9 years ago)
Wed, 25-Mar-15 2:14 PM (9 years ago)
somebody tell me something good on this dreary morning!
If you were to sever every man's penis in the world and stich them together - it would be long enough to wrap around the earth twice... but only once if they are flaccid
(9 years ago)
I made it up - it might be true though! Anyway.. getting that many penises erect is hard work... *gets coat*
(9 years ago)
97% of facts and statistics are made up, Bush...I'm gonna accept your comment as the hard truth.
(9 years ago)
Mon, 23-Mar-15 2:34 PM (9 years ago)
. . . and it's snowing like crazy here. Happy Spring!