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Wed, 25-Mar-15 2:14 PM (9 years ago)
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somebody tell me something good on this dreary morning!
We're all half centaur...that a positive thing. (See above status)
(9 years ago)
There's more chickens in the world then humans..
(9 years ago)
Yep, the world is a cock fest.
(9 years ago)
I'm wearing red shoes today. smile
(9 years ago)
i'm not wearing any panties right now
(9 years ago)
If you were to sever every man's penis in the world and stich them together - it would be long enough to wrap around the earth twice... but only once if they are flaccid wink
(9 years ago)
Well that's a fact I enjoy knowing!
(9 years ago)
I made it up - it might be true though! Anyway.. getting that many penises erect is hard work... *gets coat* tongue
(9 years ago)
97% of facts and statistics are made up, Bush...I'm gonna accept your comment as the hard truth.
(9 years ago)
Well, all of these helped. Thanks!
(9 years ago)